"Wǒmen yǐjīng huòdé wàiguó èmó gōngjí rén jìn xīn zhá lù 1340 lóng 10 hào bàogào" reported a man on the console in army-fatigues.
(We have reports of an abomination terrorizing citizens at 1340 lóng 10th Housing development area)
"Wǒ huì zhàogù tā" said the man known as Twelve.
(I'll take care of it, it's my duty/shift)
"Yàngbǎn qiáng!" shouted the nighttime monitoring group.
(Yangban Strong!)
"Yàngbǎn qiáng!" replied Twelve enthusiastically.
(Yangban Strong!)
"Qiān chū." Ten ordered.
(Go now)
Yàngbǎn qiáng!" Twelve shouted by himself as he flew off to take care of the problem.
(Yangban Strong!)
The skyline remained unfamiliar, there was a river nearby and I thought I could see an airport off in the distance, a plane appeared to be taking off from it. I think that would be the best place to go, hop on any of the major English-airline airplanes and it should eventually take me into an English speaking country.
Bliznak, looking over the city from the rooftop filled my nose with the scents of a thousand things, a few of them food-scents of exotic dishes and rice, fish, fish sauces and vegetable based dishes. It set my stomach rumbling with hunger.
I also had a low simmering desire to clog up the sewer system. Heh, that seems like such a great idea just hit the side of the sewer system and collapse the tunnel and watch Bliznak come flowing out of people's houses. Hehehe then maybe start switching up the street signs and watch people run around confused…
No! I need to get out of here if this is China…
Well the place isn't exactly known for its human rights or animal rights and I'm definitely not human.
Who knows what they'd do to me if they caught me, experimentation, vivisection or maybe just kill me and turn me into a fur lining for some fancy coat.
Probably nothing good, Japan has some of the same issues with animals being treated like bliznak for the most part.
It doesn't matter either way. I don't really want to be in either country, best to get back home to the United States.
A dark speck in the sky growing in size caught the little creature's attention as it watched it in the night sky.
"Is that a drone or something?" it asked the empty rooftop only to answer it's own question as it's eyes zoomed in on the small figure heading towards it. "Oh, bliznak a flying superhero!"
It waved and jumped up and down on the rooftop to try and catch the hero's attention
"Nàme nǐ yīdìng kěyǐ qīngsōng zhǎodào nǐ," said Twelve as he flew over and touched down near the blue furry creature.
(Well you certainly made it easy to find you.)
"I don't know what any of that was but I definitely need some help, preferably need to get a ride back to the United States."
It mimicked the sound of a jet airplane and with one of it's topmost hands made it look vaguely like a plane taking off from another serving as the ground. "United States of America" the creature intoned slowly and clearly.
The flying man frowned and said "Mújù, duìwài yāo!" as he slid into one of the martial-arts like poses to unleash the thirty-second path. A bright beam of light rocked out of his hand and struck the blue creature in the head sending it flying backward through the air and onto the next buildings rooftop.
(Die peacefully demon!(with no regrets))
The creature skidded along the rooftop, coming to a stop as it impacted a roof mounted AC unit and put a dent in it. Unfazed it stood up and shouted back at the slightly stunned Asian superhero.
Twelve couldn't believe it, the creature just shrugged off the thirty-first path's deadly cutting lasers to the head and was just tossed back from it's impact.
"Bata Naba Gata, Acha Booka Moopa!" It shouted angrily and without thinking about it, grabbed the large rooftop AC unit behind it, it's claws sunk deep into the galvanized metal before it awkwardly lifted the unit and flung the car-sized chunk of metal directly at the Asian cape.
(Your A (Destroyer) aren't you, Was that The Best You Can Throw At Me?)
Twelve switched instantly to the thirteenth path, third form and a large force field sprung up in front of him before the AC unit plowed into it and swept him off of the roof and into the building across the street behind it. The weight of the AC unit causing it to arc downwards before it impacted the other building on it's bottom floor and stuck out of it.
The blue creature looked horrified and rushed over to the other building, leaping from one roof to another, easily jumping the large gaps in between the buildings while it said, "Oh bliznak!, Oh bliznak! Don't be dead Asian superman guy, don't be dead."
Bouncing slightly on the street from the three-story drop he rushed over to the AC unit. Grabbing it he walked backward, lifting it off the Asian cape embedded in the building behind it and tossed the AC unit to the side.
The Asian superhero immediately rushed into the blue creature while it was distracted with his knee pointed at its head, nailing it and flinging it into the building across from them. The creature's body plowed through the wall and disappeared deep into the structure. He quickly followed up with the beam from earlier, first aiming it directly in the hole the creature's body made in the structure, then swung the beam back and forth. The white beam cut through the building's brick and steel structure and then collapsed the building on top of it.
Only for the rubble of the building to shift seconds later and then explode outwards as two sets of clawed hands ripped through the collapsed steel roof with ludicrous ease. The blue creature was covered in dust and a trickle of pink fluid dripped out of the corner of it's an eye on the Asian man, it looked around briefly in the wreckage and chuckled softly.
"Oh, I see. You've been trying to questa me you toobaga" Its voice cackled slightly before it screeched out, "Chu Gata Asian Superman Meega Questa!" as it leaned down, grasping the torn edges of the roof it had gone through earlier and picked up the collapsed building's entire steel roof. The roof screeched in protest as parts of it bent and broke off as it lifted the roof and flung it at Twelve.
With the Thirteenth's path defensive force fields having been shattered by the force of the AC unit from before. Twelve tried something else and switched to using his own power. Twelve jumped towards the roof and space itself warped around him as he turned into a human shaped bullet and tore through the flying metal structure as if it wasn't there. Canceling the directionally-fixed power he dropped down onto the street as the building behind him crumpled as the rest of the thrown roof plowed into it.
Twelve couldn't believe the strength of the tiny creature, the little foreign demon's strength was almost on the level of the famous Alexandria herself. With such strength, he briefly wondered if he should kill it or try to capture it and then integrate it into the Yangbang. Standing orders were to kill any abominations once found. But this one's incredibly high strength and resilience might be worth the problems it might cause.
Best not to risk it, directly violating orders was always a very unpleasant experience if not a fatal one. The power-sharing power of zero might not work on demons anyways.
Twelve flung out a series of cutting blasts while the little creature dodged amongst the rubble, flinging bricks and ruined junk from the wreckage around it in return. The smaller objects buzzed threateningly in the air as they passed him at incredible speeds. The obvious danger of the projectiles forced him to switch to his spacial warp form frequently and use the twenty-third path's enhanced reflexes multiple times as he closed in on the creature.
It suddenly leaped out of the rubble and ran over to a street lamp pole and casually tore it off of its concrete base. Seemingly waiting for a few seconds as Twelve chased him onto the street, before throwing the street lamp vertically at an angle at Twelve.
Twelve simply jumped toward it slightly and converted back to his unstoppable human bullet form to plow through the bottom of the narrow pole and switched out of it after the bottom of it was sheared off to send another cutting laser blast at the creature who foolishly stood still after throwing the street lamp. The light pole suddenly reappeared in his vision as it swung down from above and cracked several of his ribs as it batted him away.
The light pole clattered to the ground as it fell off of the overhead lines that it's hooked light had caught and swung around on.
Twelve stood up shakily as his ribs screamed at him with every breath and looked around the battlefield for the creature. Not spotting it he pulled out his own phone and made a call to base to report his shameful failure and his need of further assistance.
Ugh, toobaga Asian superman, making me enter these horrific smelling sewers. My nose felt like it was trying to turn itself inside out and fall off of my face.
Bliznak everywhere, the scents were an indescribably bad mix of rotting foods, bliznak, chemicals from factories and random debris, I think they have some sort of toobaga combined sewer/storm drain system. I skittered along the ceiling of the sewers, for the most part, thankfully the ceiling wasn't so bad other than having to deal with the cockroaches clinging to it. I kept moving towards the airport with all six limbs clinging to the ceiling, occasionally popping up out of a sewer grate in a quiet area to check on my progress.
A worryingly growing population of other flying Asian superheroes was apparently gathering back from where we had been fighting. Choota, trying to kill me off the bat. That laser blast he hit me with in the head was obviously meant to kill me!
Queesta him.. Queesta this whole city!
Meega Nala Questa!
I also decided to start marking my path through the city, slicing up the disgusting ceiling of the sewer with my claws to see where I've been as I went through a junction. Severing the gas lines running through the sewer systems, I mean really who runs gas lines through a sewer that's a just a safety hazard. Something might just come along and break the gas lines and let the gas build up until something sparks it and turns the entire sewer system into a horrifically large explosion.
Something just like me.
Portions of the sewer system collapsed behind me to make sure I don't go that way again, and helpfully plugging up portions of the sewer for the gas to build up in. I mean, marking your path with collapsed portions of the sewer is just common sense right?
Some sections of the sewer were particularly vile, clogged with grease and floating things I don't want to think about.
A mile or so and several hours of careful traveling away from the flying supermen in the sky, I popped out of the sewers in a nice high-end residential area. Keeping to the shadows and down on all my limbs like a dog, I rushed around on the surface looking for a currently unoccupied building.
Oh, wait a pool.
A quick dip in some rich-guys pool just to get rid of most of the dirt and "unmentionable fluids" from the sewer that I had accumulated and I smelled... like chlorine and Old Spice. Unfortunately, the house it was behind looked like it was currently occupied.
A bit later and I found an empty but high-end house. Heading inside, I sought out the shower and gave myself a real scrubbing with copious amounts of shampoo. I toweled off and sniffed at myself. Weird, l still smell like old spice even after a third shower. Guess I sweat Old Spice or something now. Whatever, that isn't important anyways.
The mirror, of course, became my focus, I stood in front of it for quite a while moving around and making faces at myself. Well, I'm "Stitch" the alien experiment from the movies and cartoon shows. I'm not sure how I feel about becoming a real-life version of a cartoon character but at least, I'm cute and fluffy.
Retracting the extra arms, spines, and antenna I look like a really weird koala-dog thing. Posing a bit, I widened my eyes fully and put my hands up into a begging posture. Ok, that's just heartbreakingly adorable. Hmm.. I think he could switch vision modes and.. yep X-ray vision. Guess I was using night-vision automatically or something.
Priorities, maybe I can figure out what city or country I am in, and loot this guy's house for cash while I'm here. He doesn't seem to have a computer or tablet here, lame. Also, grab something to eat I guess.
Oh, is that a safe I see on the wall over there, sorry random fancy-house guy but I'm going to tear that safe apart and rob you.
