Disclaimer:Invader Zim belongs to Jhonen Vasquez. Darkwing Duck belongs to Disney
Chapter 2
Skoodge wearing a horrible human disguise knocked on the door of the big headed enemy.
Dib answered it, annoyed. "Skoodge, I was watching Mysterious Mysteries about these ghost ants. So whatever stupid plan you want to distract me from can wait. Unless it's not stupid. Is it evil? Tell me what it is!" He started shaking Skoodge.
"Zim's going to another world to use the villains for his own use. Could you please release me Doob?" Skoodge asked with a grin.
Dib dropped the fat Irken. "That's...that will never work. They'll kill him and that's my job! I have to get to that world and stop that idiot from getting killed," He ran off to the lab.
Gaz was there staring at a portal an evil smirk on her face. "When I meet the evil toymaker we can create toys that will destroy my idiot brother," The young evil girl walked into the portal.
"Well that's a shame that your own sister wants you dead, huh Doob?" Skoodge said having his arm wrapped around Dibs shoulder.
Dib moved the arm...creeped out a little, shook his head, and sighed. "I have to get her back, dad will wonder where's she's gone. Tomorrow's pizza night," He walked into the portal with Skoodge in tow.
"So, I said why should I get the cat out of the tree and he cried, so I gave the kid my toy robotic cat. Nearly tore the kid's face off," Quackerjack said with a laugh to a random duck person.
"Who are you and why are you talking to me?" The Duck asked, confused.
A ship crash landed in front of them and out came Zim. "St. Canard! You are mine for the taking. Now for a brilliant disguise," He took out a remote pressed a button and disguised himself as a duck with green feathers, wearing a dark magenta robe, and shaggy black hair with a top hat. "Now that I have my brilliant disguise..Zim is off to find a villain," He marched off.
"How many aliens does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Quackerjack grinned at the Duck.
"Please go away," The Duck person frowned getting freaked out.
"At least three that guy was short and he talks all wrong. Hey did I tell you about a lion and the monkey?" Quackerjack asked, oblivious of his annoyance to the duck person.
"YES! Go bug someone else! You're driving me crazy!" The duck person was twitching.
"Gaz, we have to get back. Well first I have to find Zim before he ruins this city, but we can't stay," Dib said with a pout following his sister.
Gaz ignored him and walked over to Quackerjack with a big grin on her face.
"Hello there little girl, would you be interested in a Quackerjack toy?" Quacky grinned handing a bomb in the box.
"NOO!" Dib took it away and it exploded in his face.
"Hmm...Do you have any toys that will destroy my brother?" Gaz asked.
"My toys don't destroy their for fun! Hah! It's PLAYTIME!" Quackerjack laughed and out came a giant stuffed panda.
The panda was 20 feet tall and it roared grabbing Dib. "Hey! Let me go! Gaz, help!" He frowned, struggling to get loose.
"Your toys aren't bad but compared to mine they're boring," Gaz said.
"Boring?! I'll show you boring!" Quackerjack grabbed her hand and started leading her to his secret lair.
"Well, I should do something to help the mutant beak less, bighead kid...but...I'm getting me a sandwich," The Duck person walked off.
"HELPPPPPPPPP!" Dib yelled hoping for someone to save him but it seemed useless. The panda opened it's mouth revealing sharp metal teeth and he seemed quite hungry.
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