As soon as he was out of the classroom, Razz made a beeline for the handicapped bathroom and bolted the door behind him. Whirling about, he turned to face Blue, who was floating near the sink and wearing a highly amused expression, eyebrows drawn up slightly and his grin tilted to resemble a smirk. "Ah, so you wanted a demonstration after all!" The demon frowned for a moment, surveying the tiny bathroom and making a face at the grimy tile floors. "I would have prefered someplace more sanitary, or even a little more atmospheric for such an event, but if you're that desperate for a display of my skill-"

"No! No no no! That's not- argh! " Razz interrupted, protesting vehemently. He waved his hands wildly, as if to keep Blue away from him even though the bright blue blush that framed his face seemed to suggest the opposite. Looking down, Blue could see that the rest of his body agreed, and let out a low, lustful chuckle at the thought of enjoying his prize at last. "Why are you even here?!" Razz hissed, derailing Blue's train of thought and bringing his eyes back up from where they were fixated on his crotch. "I didn't invite you in! You were the one who said that you needed a fucking invitation!"

Blue giggled, eyesockets closing momentarily and shoulders shaking in mirth. He considered continuing their original conversation, but decided to let it slide; after all, the longer the chase, the sweeter the reward, and his first mortal was quite the catch already. "You really are unobservant, aren't 'cha?" He pointed a thumb towards the lobby, looking far too pleased with himself for Razz's liking. "There's a sign out there that says 'Welcome, Visitors' and that was enough for me to get in here!"

Razz facepalmed, the sound of bone scraping on bone echoing like nails on a chalkboard throughout the restroom. "You cannot be fucking serious. The rules are THAT flimsy?!"

Blue shrugged his shoulders, hands out in a gesture of calm acceptance. "I'm not the one who made the rules, you know. I simply abide by them." Blue left his perch near the sink, sauntering towards Razz until their sternums touched. "Now, unless you actually have to use the bathroom, which you shouldn't, seeing as you're a skeleton, perhaps you should allow the rather annoyed gentleman waiting outside to have a turn?" Cupping his cheeks in his chilled digits, Blue whispered where Razz's ear would be, "Unless, of course, you'd actually like me to satisfy you here and now…" Razz could feel the other's snicker, and a chill rolled up his spine at what felt almost like an ethereal tongue on his vertebrae.

Razz was frozen, unable to comprehend any of what was currently happening as electric shocks jolted down his spine, electrifying his bones. He'd never felt anything like this before; what were these overwhelming feelings? He was drowning in endorphins and embarrassment, and this fucker hadn't even done anything to him yet!

After a moment, however, he heard several insistent knocks, indicating he'd already been in here longer than strictly necessary and was bordering on rude. Razz snarled at Blue and pushed him away, not willing to give him the satisfaction of getting in his pants that easily. He was a demon, for fuck's sake! Razz may have been stupid for summoning him, but he sure wasn't going to sleep with this happy-go-lucky lunatic. Besides, he had better things to do than yelling at a demon that only he could see in an otherwise empty college restroom. "This conversation isn't over," he said, trying to be as menacing as possible and retain some semblance of control over the perfect storm of shitty luck and occult weirdness that his life had become in the last 24 hours.

Blue did his best to hold back a chortle, hoping the other realized how adorable he looked. His cheekbones were puffed out slightly, fists clenched, and was he…? He was! He was stomping his foot on the floor too, like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum! Oh Satan below, this was too precious. He grabbed his phone out of his pocket, and before Razz could react, snapped a picture and saved it as his home screen. "Of course it isn't, silly. Now, I would suggest that you take my advice before-"

BOOM BOOM BOOM!

Three loud knocks battered against the door, causing Razz to almost jump back in shock. "Look, you psycho!" a rather angry voice shouted from outside. "I don't know how long you've been talking to yourself in there, but some people actually have to take a piss!"

"Wait your turn, fuckwad!" Razz screamed back.

"Oh, you wanna go, punk?! Fine! Get out here!"

"Maybe I will, dumbass!"

"Then let's see you try, shitstain!"

"Fine by me, dickhead!"

Blue sighed, pinching his nasal ridge and rolling his eyelights at the quality insults being traded here. "Razz, answer me quickly. Can I touch your shirt?"

Razz wasn't really paying attention, more focused on forming his next brilliant insult. "Fine, whatever," he responded flippantly, face contorted in concentration before he brightened and let out an inspired "Fuck you, ya cunt!".

Blue grinned. "Thanks, hon!" he giggled, and grabbing the back of Razz's shirt, opened a portal and dragged him into a shortcut through the Void. Razz didn't even notice the burning in his arm, too disoriented by the interspatial travel before they landed in the parking lot where Razz's motorcycle was parked.

Razz blinked, suddenly realizing that he was outside in the open air. "Uh… what happened?" he asked lamely, mouth hanging open as he tried to make sense of how he got to the parking lot from the damn bathroom.

Blue chuckled. "It's a shortcut! It's an ability that all demons have. It's super helpful for getting around, except that I can't enter buildings with it."

Razz looked at him, bewildered. "Right, ok. Sure. Let's say that makes any sense at all. What was the black-"

He glanced at his watch, and recoiled sharply, previous thoughts of the void forgotten. "Fuck! I need to get to work. Stay here, douchebag; I don't need you haunting me while I'm on the clock." He strapped on his helmet and turned the ignition, bike roaring to life under him. Sparing one last glance at Blue, Razz pointedly flipped him off before zooming out of the parking lot, headed for his job.

Blue floated there a moment, thoroughly amused. To think that he was getting this much of a reaction to his tactics, and it had been less than a day! "Mweh heh heh," the demon smirked to himself. Everything was going according to his expertly executed plan, and if all went well, his plan wasn't the only thing getting laid.