"Hello and welcome back to Warriors: Truth or Dare! I'm Ashfur and these are my co-hosts:" The audience cheered as Ashfur came out with a bowtie on and motioned towards the next cat.

Honeyfern padded out with a pretty purple bow on her tail. "Honeyfern!"

Sorreltail followed her daughter, a flower behind her ear. "Sorreltail!"

And finally Thornclaw emerged, a regular tie on. "And Thornclaw!" Once the audience calmed down, Sorreltail cleared her throat.

"Oh boy do we have a treat for you today!" Sorreltail clapped her paws together excitedly.

"First is a dare sent in by Pineflower! They dare Ferncloud to pick her favorite kit!" Thornclaw meowed.

"Honeyfern, take it away!" Ashfur looked towards the younger she-cat. She waved her tail and one by one, Ferncloud and all her kits arrived on the stage.

"What in Star Clan's name-" Birchfall began.

"Where am I?" Icecloud added.

"What? Ashfur?" Ferncloud mewed.

"Sup sis?" Ashfur laughed. "We need you to do something for us."

Honeyfern flicked her tail once more and all of Ferncloud's kits lined up in front of her. Spiderleg, Shrewpaw, Birchfall, Hollykit, Larchkit, Foxleap, and Icecloud all looked around, confused by their surroundings. Ferncloud stared in awe at some of her kits that she hadn't seen in a long while.

"Oh my kits... What must I do, Ashfur?" she asked.

"You must pick your favorite kit." Ashfur told his sister. The gray she-cat's eyes went wide.

"What?! No!"

"Come on, Ferncloud... you don't want to have to go into the punishment room... do you?" Thornclaw questioned. Ferncloud shrunk back.

"Wh-what's the punishment room?"

"Choose your favorite kit and you won't have to find out, dear." Sorreltail mewed kindly. Ferncloud let out a sigh and began padding back and forth in front of her seven kits.

"Spiderleg... Birchfall... I was quite disappointed with both of your actions... Though Birchfall's were... worse." she mewed. "Hollykit, Larchkit... I'm sorry you two never really got a chance to live so... I don't know. Foxleap... you were brave. Icecloud... What did you do again?"

Icecloud lowered her head to not catch her mother's gaze. Ferncloud continued on, stopping at Shrewpaw.

"Shrewpaw... you were young and foolish, but very brave. You tried to prove yourself by catching that pheasant. I'm sorry you had to die. Squirrelflight and Whitewing always talked about how much they missed you when I was still around..."

Shrewpaw's chest puffed out proudly as his mother spoke and Ferncloud turned back to the four hosts.

"If I must choose, then Shrewpaw it is."

"That is very sweet, sister." Ashfur mewed, then nodded to Honeyfern. The tabby she-cat swished her tail and all eight cats disappeared.

"Next we have several dares sent in by Childish 'paw! We'll start with the easier one first... Graystripe must pick his favorite mate! Honeyfern?" Thornclaw mewed. Honeyfern swished her tail, making Graystripe, Silverstream, and Millie appear.

"S-Silverstream?!" Graystripe exclaimed and raced over to his former mate. Millie stepped aside and stared on as the other two cats nuzzling each other.

"Well... I think that answered that question." Sorreltail muttered quietly. Honeyfern nodded and sent the three away.

"Next Childish 'paw wanted us to bring in Crowfeather, Nightcloud, Breezepelt, Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Hollyleaf, and Squirrelflight here... and throw them in a closet, all but Crowfeather armed and dangerous!" Honeyfern chuckled.

"Oh and don't forget that they wanted us to call Lionblaze Loinblaze." Thornclaw cackled. Honeyfern nodded and flicked her tail. All seven cats appeared.

"Thunder Clan!" Breezepelt yowled.

"What's going on?" Lionblaze groaned.

"Good question, Loinblaze! You, your family, and Nightcloud and Breezepelt get to do whatever you wish to Crowfeather." Ashfur meowed. Lionblaze eyed up Ashfur, uncertain if he'd heard him correctly.

"Honeyfern..." Ashfur nodded. Honeyfern flicked her tail and the six got adorned with armor. Then Thornclaw, Ashfur, and Sorreltail pushed them all into a closet.

"We have a camera on the inside where we can watch what is going on." Sorreltail mewed, motioning to the large screen behind them. Breezepelt and Lionblaze were fighting each other and Nightcloud and Jayfeather tried to pull them apart as Hollyleaf and Squirrelflight chased after Crowfeather.

"Um... Honeyfern help me out a bit." Ashfur meowed. Honeyfern nodded and waved her tail, making a microphone appear for Ashfur.

"BREEZEPELT! LOINBLAZE! FOCUS! You're on the same side! Go after Crowfeather!" Ashfur snapped into the mic. The half-brothers both looked up and stared around confused. Then they took off after their father.

"Oh! And Loinblaze is on Crowfeather's tail!" Honeyfern meowed.

"Honeyfern, how is this closet so big?" Thornclaw questioned. The other tabby shrugged. Squirrelflight pounced on Crowfeather.

"This is for my sister!" she yowled.

"We don't want anyone maimed do we?" Sorreltail asked.

"No probably not." Honeyfern mewed.

"Fine. Leave Jayfeather though." Ashfur sighed. Honeyfern got rid of the other cats and brought Jayfeather back with them.

"What now?" Jayfeather sighed. "Where is my brother?"

"Loinblaze and the others got sent back home, but you're still needed." Ashfur meowed. Jayfeather's blind eyes still emoted his confusion and he furrowed his brow. Ashfur grinned.

"Last, but not least is a dare sent in by Mew. They want Jayfeather to go on a date with Yellowfang." Ashfur meowed.

"What?!" Jayfeather exclaimed. Honeyfern made Yellowfang appear and the old she-cat eyed Jayfeather.

"The armor suits you." she meowed. Jayfeather bristled, scared. Then the two cats disappeared. On the large screen, Yellowfang and Jayfeather appeared, sitting at a formal looking romantic restaurant table.

"So how is Thunder Clan doing?" Yellowfang asked. Jayfeather bit into his freshkill.

"No major sicknesses at the moment, so decently. How is Cinderpelt? I'm sure Leafpool would like to know." Jayfeather replied. Yellowfang shrugged.

"Cinderpelt is technically Cinderheart so..."

"Oh... right." Jayfeather meowed. You could sense the awkwardness through the camera. Ashfur laughed.

"I guess you shouldn't try to date your mentor's mentor's mentor..." he snickered. The audience roared with laughter.

"I feel like we should end this torture..." Sorreltail mewed.

"Well we are almost out of time. Go ahead Honeyfern." Ashfur mewed. The she-cat sent Yellowfang and Jayfeather away and turned off the large screen.

"Alright, that's all for today!" Sorreltail smiled.

"Thanks for watching Warriors: Truth or Dare!" Ashfur added.

"Leave us more things you want to see!" Thornclaw mewed.

"BYE!" Honeyfern waved.