Thanks for positive support (AntZy you are now my best friend have some internet cookies) and I know any reader of this may be wondering why in Mavis' name is it teen I barely use swear words not to mention... other things. But I am a safe little boy (scratch little, keep boy) and put teen because I am hoping if I get more reviews it will be comment run. I never know what may be in the reviews and comments so I remain safe. And AntZy, if you have any ideas I would love to hear them. Also, even though I try to just reverse names some are weird but I try my best to derive it from the main name. E.g. Lucy - Lucile - Ceile - Ceilana. Talking bout Lucy, I didn't change her character much but I might later, it's just really hard for the storyline if I change her character. Before I get side-tracked, welcome to Polar wolf, snake and boar, episode 2 of this fanfiction.

~WITH THE MAGIC COUNCIL~

"Those Demon Head idiots have gone and done it again, this time they froze an entire port. But at least they keep things interesting!" A murmur of agreements came from over half of the gathered council members. "There so fun, and at least this time the disaster can be simply melted!" Said another. "I think they should be terminated for their evil deeds," argued council member, Niargeis. He was a young man with strawberry blonde hair and a deep blue tattoo over his eye. "No, we mustn't forget that they are extremely capable bunch, and we must remain in their good graces if we are ever to need their help," "Yes they perform quite the quandary," someone else said. Niargeis spoke again, "Then we shall keep a close eye on the hooligans, but if they ever take their destruction to far, I will not hesitate to end them,"

~WITH DEMON HEAD~

"Welcome to Demon Head!" Happy exclaimed proudly. There was a dark and brooding bull head on the space above the door, but that was where the resemblance to a demon ended. In fact, it was quite ironic. The whole guild was white and gold, with strawberry coloured roof tiles. In big letters on a wooden board, the words 'Demon' and 'Head' were displayed. Someone had carved a love heart in the bottom right corner. Lana had hear that the members were idiotic, anti-climactic and weird but this was just abnormal. "Who name's their guild Demon Head then paint the hall gold and white!?" Lana asked, amazed. Ustan walked up to the door, saying, "Us," as he went. Ustan parted the doors and walked in, "Hello, I'm back!" he shouted for recognition. "Oh hello! Hi. Greeting. Ola," greeted him as he walked in.

"I heard you killed 16 people this time, that's thirteen less than the last time you faced a gang of thugs. What's more is you only put a layer of ice on the town, last time is was an icecube!" Said a man with perfect teeth, detailed eyes, small eyebrows and long, droopy hair. Ustan walked up to said man and sat down. "We have something to discuss," He dug his fingers into the wooden table and poked hole straight through them, and Lana could hear the man gulp so loud it reached her on the other side of the room. "Would you go better with salt or sauce? Both maybe? Next time you give me rumours about a Walsofica they better be real else you will be in my belly," Ustan said, licking his lips at the thought. Then he got distracted and pulled out a ring with a love heart in the middle. "Did you finally get engaged?" Said a wizard who just walked up to Ustan. "Oh hey Shade-"

Shade is a temperature wizard, a man specializing in all forms of magic involving the temperature. Me: Okay that was a step up from last time but you cut Ustan off mid sentence!

this ring I got from that push-over I beat, it's supposed to attract women," He finished. Shade laughed "That so old buddy, I always knew you were a pervert!" He said teasingly. "So you don't want me to give it to you?" Ustan asked teasingly, and Shade practically drooled at the thought. Lana thought that this was a pretty well-mannered guild for all the destruction they cause on jobs. Proved wrong in the next instant, "Let's party! Ustan's back!" Lana sweat dropped that they could find such a petty excuse to throw a party, but everyone else seemed overjoyed. The next minute and the fighting was so furious that there wasn't a single table that wasn't in the air, and half the chairs shared the table's fate. Lana's eyes drifted to the drinker who sat up calmly on the bar seat, sipping lemonade. She wore a green jacket and a brown dress with Hawaiian flower patterns on it.

This beautiful women has the title of Fairy Tail's luckiest member, and also is a heavy gambler, named Anace Berona. Me: Yeah that was good.

She turned around and finished her dice game, raking in tons of jewel. Then a man with golden hair stepped into the fray, but he had next to no muscles at all. "Be one with the earth and stars and you will find true harmony within yourself!" He crossed his legs and started to levitate.

This boy uses his immense physic powers to control his surroundings, and art called telekinesis, but he isn't very good at physical battles, his name is Elfboy.

As if to prove the point Ustan and Shade punched him and he went flying. "Can you keep quiet I'm on a date here!" Said a man with silver, beige hair, who was talking with a girl on the other side of the table.

This man is the Lady love Leonardo, he believes that misfortune comes to those who do not treat ladies nicely, and good luck comes to those who do. Me: You say that like he isn't a heartbreaker, are you a girl or something?

Said lady love was hit in the face by a stray beer bottle. "I must teach these fools a lesson, perhaps we could continue this later?" He said, jumping into the big brawl, slamming his fists into the ground and shouting, "Dark possession: Subdue!" and immediately everyone stopped except Ustan, who said. "Why'd you all stop!" Then he looked at Leo and understood. The only other people standing were Lana and the famous Janette Mirror. Lana, who still stood after the attack, was now noticed. "Who are you?" asked Leo. "Oh hello! My name is Lana, and I wanted to join Demon Head so I came here!" She said happily. "And so why are you standing?" he asked more questions. "Well I guess it would be because I am a insomniac, either that or I am associated with darkness so darkness cant effect me. I'm a gate lock user that specializes in spirits of the underworld!" she answered, it must've made a good impression that she could withstand that spell, or so she hoped.

Leo flinched at both gate lock and underworld, but Lana didn't have a clue why. But, the famous Janette Mirror moved up to her, and Lana swore she would internally combust. By now people were recovering from Leo's spell, but she was still one of the four people standing, Leo, Janette, Ustan and her. "I use holy soul magic, so darkness spells don't effect me if you're wondering. Never mind that though, you wanted to join Demon Head right?" she asked. "Y-yeah!" She exclaimed, thinking along the lines of 'is this really happening?' "Well then come with me," she said and guided Lana to a table, asked her to put her hand down on the wood, and took out a stamp. She then stamped the Demon Head mark in yellow on her hand. Lana was officially a member.

Then the master came, or he was noticed, because he had actually been watching this whole time. "Oh hello master!" Said Mirror, looking to the floor. "I don't get it, are you guilty of something? Why are you looking-" Then in the corner of her mind, standing an inch tall beside the table leg, was a very, very small man. Then he grew to about 85 centimetres before he stopped. "Wait you can shrink!" Lana exclaimed. "Yes, you see the master, Vorakam, can go really small. By becoming tiny, he is able to focus his magic energy immensely, being able to put much more power into his attacks than a normal sized person!" Explained Mirror, proud of her master. The master stood up on a rail on floor two of the guild hall. He then propelled into a motivating speech, anf by the end of it the whole guild was inspired, flocking to the request boards, even Ustan.

"This one looks interesting!" He said, scanning over one of the requests, "Yes but it's not very high pay," replied Happy, who was obviously in it for the money. The request read
'Someone is following me,'
I am looking for a not so perverted man to pretend to be my temporary boyfriend. I feel like someone is watching me, and I am convinced it is a stalker. To ward them off I need someone to pretend to be my boyfriend while you are protecting me. Males only.'
"Master! Is my dad coming back soon? I need to ask him for money," A boy winged, "Yes perhaps we should go get him, but why do you need to ask him for money, cant you just beg one of the guild members for money?" He questioned. "No. My dad said I cant ask for money from people other than him, and only he can give me money. I found something I really want and I cant wait any longer, I need him to come back!" "If I'm correct he took the job on Ebokah Caverns right? Well that's not to far from here! I'm sure I could spare a member to go look for Macaw. Oi! Ustan! Go to Ebokah Caverns and return with this young man's father or else!" He shouted across the room to Ustan. "Yes sir!" Ripping the boyfriend request off the board for later, stuffing it down his pant pockets. "See! All solved, now go home, have some juice and ginger bread, and wait patiently, Ustan never fails!" So Ustan left and Ban started complaining. It was actually rare to hear him complaining, as he was rarely at the hall, except to take a request and go. He loved taking on requests. "Jerk! I asked him once if he could clean my house and I'd pay him and he turned me down! So why'd he take on that request from Master even though he wasn't getting payed," He complained, miffed. "I thought it would be obvious. If you took some time to train your brain and enhance your mental prowess you would know, though frankly even an idiot could solve this. The master can be scary, and Ustan knows that, so he excepts the request!" Explained Elfboy, sure of his answer. "I have to disagree," All eyes present turned to the speaking model, Jannette Mirror, who Lana now knew was called Miro Jane by the guild. "Why would you say that sis?" asked Elfboy. Oh yeah, she also leaned that those two were brother and sisters. "I think Ustan sees a bit of himself in that young boy, so he was inclined to help," She said. "So Ustan is really greedy?" Lana asked, making sure she was getting the right impression, but instead ruined the mood.

~IN CARRIAGE ON THE WAY TO THE CAVERN~

"Uh, I'm glad you came with us!" Said Ustan, hugging the seats in the carriage. "Why do you say that? And wow, you seriously do have serious motion infatuation don't you?" She said, feeling sorry for him. "Not as infatuated as I am with you!" He said, and Lana recoiled. Did he really just say that. Then happy excused his behaviour, "Sometimes he gets so sick that he goes mental until we reach the destination, and once we do, he'll forget all about it! So grit your teeth and bare it!" He chirped, but Lana was still on edge. She suddenly recalled a conversation with Miro Jane after he left, and promised she would see it through. Apparently, Ustan's adopted father had left him, and never came back. His father was actually a werewolf, and Ustan had been afraid that he had left him for a pack of Walsofica, even though his father, Lycaon, had said he preferred being a lone wolf. Eventually Ustan gave up on hating him for leaving, and did everything to find him. He would follow the thinnest of spider web strands that suddenly glistened in the sun, before they dropped back into the shadows and became invisible again. Lycaon had taken him in and taught him about the world and it's cultures, languages and magic. Ustan now hugged her like a train pole and was rubbing his cheek in her face. Then the carriage lurched into a stop, and Ustan burst into life. "Yeah it's finally over!" Flinging the carriage door open and being greeted by a cliff, which he was two centimetres away from falling off. "I'm sorry but this is as far as I can take you," Said the driver and Lana cautiously followed Ustan out.

~MUCH LATER IN THE JOUNEY~

This was barely a cavern as much as it was a forest. There was flora everywhere, as well as several dangerous and pesky fauna. There were ferns in every direction, hiding spiders and bullet ants. There were gigantic mushrooms ranging from normal size to twice as tall as Lana, and up to five times as wide as her as well. She felt weird, being towered over by a mushroom, and it made her feel as small as the master Vorakam in his miniature state. Not to mention the mud, the cliffs, the quicksand and the fallen trees and boulders. Her climate was muggy and she was hot, and as soon as she asked for a break she got, "We cant stop when we're this far!" but after several of that very response in different time slots she realized he didn't know far we actually were down, and didn't have a clue how close to our goal they were either. "Oh I have an idea!"

"Open, lock of the Haul Goblin, Sacarelin!" Opening the gate, a goblin barely, but still noticeably, taller than the master came into existence. It was a red grotesque, with a skull mask and black curved back horns. It wore a loincloth but other than that absolutely nothing. The feature most intriguing about it, though, was the sack made of a bubble. It cackled evilly and stuffed Lana in the sack, who huddled up comfortably, and not soon after, she rose into the sky, along with the bubble sack. "That is quite cool. Gate lock magic. Let's continue though," Said Ustan, quickly resuming his trek. The goblin then disappeared, and Happy thought the sack would too, but it stayed. Then, a face made of black shapes appeared on the sack. "I am a lazy spirit and do not like walking, so I morphed with the sack so I can drift along pulling my master," A voice came, and the face matched the mouth movements the sentence would use. "Wow! Now let's go," Said Ustan, going forward. "Moment spoiler!" Said the goblin, who trailed behind him. "'What kind of job did Macaw take?' she inquires," The goblin repeated her spoken words. "He came to slay a Nackle. There big talking mutants of the animals in the area. I've only seen one once, and it was while I was on a trip to the polar region to search for Lycaon. It was as big as an elephant, but was made of polar bear, arctic fox and arctic wolf, as well as traces of Arctic poultry. It was hideous, but tasted quite nice, but I wouldn't recommend it for eating," He said, and Lana had a memory jolt. She had forgotten Ustan preyed on people and animals.

~5 SECS AFTER EXPLANATION~

It was just their luck, that they would run into a Nackle right after Ustan finished explaining what one was, and Ustan was willing to bet that it was the same one Macaw had come to slay. It had the bottom half of a snake, a scorpion pincer, one bat wing and it's upper half was a racoon, as well as it's other arm. It was gross, to say the least. "Gross Lady, me want male! Male dog!" he yelled, picking up Happy and running away. "Hurry up and save me Ustan!" Screeched the dog as he was whisked away. Ustan took off, "I'm coming for you buddy!" And the goblin bubble switched into it's fastest gear. and followed

~WITH HAPPY~

Happy sighed, this Nackle was insane. He had groomed Happy with a ribcage that came from a small animal, and had tied a dead snake around his neck to take him for a walk. Why was he so excited? Happy had heard about the feud between dog owners and cat owners on which was the best, but this guy was a general for the dog side. "Must feed dog!" He said suddenly, stopping pacing around the room. He produced a bone with meat on it, and gave it to Happy. "Hey you big racoon thing! Give me back Happy! And while your at it I need your skin peeled off with potatoes and Moroccan sauce!" Said Ustan, running at top speed. He was almost at Happy's location, when he leaped into quicksand, going down six metres down in one fell swoop. "You're so pathetic!" Screeched Happy. "Uh I don't have time for this," Grumbled Ustan, and the sand was turned into snow, which he drained. Although, he forgot that quicksand goes down quite deep, so he fell down a big hole. Happy moaned. He jumped out, he jumped out, he JUMPED OUT! Of the six metre hole. He didn't climb or anything, he just jumped. "Spill it, where is my friend Macaw!" He said demandingly.

"man?" The monster asked. "Yeah man!" Ustan said back. The monster pulled Macaw out from behind a fallen log, all beaten and bruised. "Trade. You get man, me get dog!" He said. "No deal!" Ustan said back, like they were auctioning. The beast lunged at Ustan, who sidestepped easily, but also stepped off the cliff, and fell down. Then, the sound of a popped bubble echoed through the cavern. "Open, gate of the samurai, Boris!" Lana summoned the undead samurai boar, a mouthful, but that was what it was. "Empress Lana, I will assist you with blade, heart and soul to the bitter end!" He squealed. "Cut the dramatics and take care of the monster!" The pig drew his blade and charged and was doing quite well, but the steel couldn't cut the scorpion pincer, which was a weapon in itself.

"A new ally presents itself," said Ustan, who clung to the wall, which he leaped off, landing like an animal on the ground. "One of your spirits I presume. You are no longer needed pig, you may return," He granted leave to the spirit, who vanished. "What did you do that for?!" Lana screamed. "I can take care of this myself. Lunar Magic: Glacier claws!" His fingernails grew long, sharp and blue, like an icy stalagmite. He moved forward, in full werewolf form, with enhanced speed, and the ice sculpture that once was the Nackle shattered into splinters. "Now that that's done, lets get Macaw back," he said. His friend was badly wounded, but nowhere fatal. "Macaw! Don't you die! Your will probably leaves all your money to Omor and we all know nothing good can come of that!" Shouted Ustan. Macaw stirred, and Lana sweat dropped, was that all it takes to bring the severely injured back to health? "Yeah, you're right! I cant let that happen," Said Macaw, standing up, "Now let's go back home," he said, and limped forward. This was going to be one long trip.

~OH THE WAY BACK TO THE GUILD~

"I had to take down 20 of those vile beasts, and one got me. I feel so ashamed, I could only take down 19, I'm a failure," Moaned Macaw. "Wait! What! You took down 19 of those things!" Screeched Lana. Ustan turned to her, "Yes, I beg your pardon, he took the job to take down a herd of Nackles," Lana thought hard, she couldn't even start to compare to these guys. So she would get strong, stronger than any Gate Lock mage ever was. She vowed.

~WITH OMOR~

He sat on some stairs, thinking back to just a week ago. "Fairy Tail wizards are a joke Omor, your dad cant even buy you the new NXT47 Next Edition!" And later after the teasing, "Please dad! I want you to take a job to prove to my friends you can buy things and you're not broke!" "Yeah, sure kiddo," That was all he wanted. He didn't want the actual present like he told the guild, he wanted the pleasure of knowing that he could get it. A tear streamed down his cheek, because his dad's disappearance was all his fault. It was now dusk, and another passed that he hadn't seen his father. He turned around and leapt of the stairs, about to walk home, when he heard a voice that sounded like his dad. He shook it out, misery can play tricks on your mind. He kept walking. "Omor! I came back! Come welcome your dad back you ungrateful brat! I got the money!" A smile grey on the boy's face as he went running in tears to his father, who had his arm around Ustan for support. "Welcome home dad..."

Hoped you all like it, and the next chapter will be a special for my third on the request Ustan ripped off earlier, because the job of the book needed a blonde haired women. Have fun and internet cookies! See you next chapter.