Disclaimer: YYH is not mine. I swear. Now, lawyers, leave. I told them that I don't own YYH.
Lawyers: Fine.
But I do own Kanye. He's mine!!
"Hey Kurama!"
"Yes?"
"We need to tell you about a mission Koenma has demanded us that we do," Yusuke said.
"OK," he said.
"All right, there's some guy who is believed to be in the Ningenkai, posing as a human," Kuwabara started.
"But really, he's something called a shape shifter. Do you know what a shape shifter is? Koenma said you know," Yusuke said.
"A shape shifter? It's a type of demon who can change into anything or anyone. Does Koenma know what this shape shifter's name is?"
"Kanye Kobayashi," Kuwabara answered.
"OK. Excuse me for a moment."
"OK," Yusuke and Kuwabara said. Kurama walked behind them, raised his hands, and hit the backs of their necks, making them black out.
"Idiots." 'Kurama' shaped back to Kanye. He picked them up and ran away.
"That was fun." He jumped in the air and disappeared. But he didn't know that the fire demon in the tree above him was watching his movements and was pissed.
"So, he decides to take my retarded monkeys, does he? Well, I'll show him." He jumped in the air and followed Kanye.
Hiei kept running until he reached Genkai's temple.
"Oh shit. He must- AHHH!!"
"Yep, he did," Hiei said as he ran into the temple. Yukina was passed out. Kanye snickered.
"She's a fine koorime and no one is around, so- Think again, Shape Shifter!" Hiei yelled as he whipped out his sword.
"Dammit! Who the hell are you?!" Kanye yelled. Hiei held the point of his sword to Kanye's throat.
"My name is Hiei, bitch!"
"Hiei? Ohh... Take this!" Kanye yelled as he sprayed Hiei's eyes with pepper spray.
"You fucking girl! Ahh, damn that hurts!" Hiei said as he fell back.
"Well," Kanye said as he held up Yukina, "this is a fine koorime. She your girl?" Hiei growled.
"No!"
"Your crush?"
"No!!"
"Your secret crush?"
"NO!!"
"Your sister?"
"Nnnn... I treat her like a sister," Hiei replied, choosing his words carefully.
"Ahh... Your crush?"
"Grr..." Kanye picked Yukina up.
"Well, I hate to run, but I have to." He started running fast.
"I love running," Hiei said as he ran after Kanye.
"Perfect!" Kanye thought. He held out his foot and Hiei tripped. Kanye grabbed his cloak.
"Are you ready to play with the big boys now?" he asked. Hiei kicked his legs hard. Kanye let him go and held his knee.
"Damn you!" Kanye said. "Ooooh, you short bastard! That hurt!"
"The pepper spray hurt my eyes," Hiei said.
"Touche." Hiei was about to grab Yukina when he went into a black world.
"Bastard," Kanye said. The pepper spray he sprayed in Hiei's eyes also had a bit of chlorophone... OK, alot! He picked Hiei up.
"Geez, these two look like twins," Kanye commented. He ran away from the temple.
At the Rekai...
"Sir!!"
"What is it Ogre?"
"Kanye, the shape shifter! He hasn't been captured yet!"
"What?!"
"It's true! I've been trying to contact Yusuke, Kuwabara, and their friends, but none of them have been answering!"
"Have you tried the threat method?"
"Ever since Yusuke didn't pick up, I have! I've been saying that they'll all die, Keiko will die, Sensui is back, everything!!"
"Damn. Well, we'll give it awhile more and if they don't call us by the end of the day, we'll find them," Koenma said.
"OK," George said before leaving.
In the Ningenkai...
"Keiko, have you seen Yusuke anywhere?" A blue haired girl came up to Keiko and asked her this. Keiko shook her head.
"No, I haven't seen him at school all day. He might've just skipped again. Have you talked to Atsuko?"
"Yeah, and she said he went off to school."
"Weird. He wasn't at school all day. I even went up to his favorite spot, the roof. He wasn't up there," Keiko said.
"Think he went to the mall? Or Genkai's?" Botan asked her.
"Maybe."
"Let's check and see if he's there," Botan said. Keiko agreed and ran to the mall.
"I'll check the mall, you check Genkai's!" Keiko said. Botan nodded and left a different direction.
"Hehe, that cutie with the school uniform must be Keiko and the one with the blue hair must be Koenma's ferry girl," Kanye said as he watched the two girls run.
"Hmm... They might be fun to have around during the games. Ahh, why not?" Kanye asked himself as he ran after Botan.
"I hope Yusuke found this shape shifter, Kanye, or we may never get him," Botan said to herself.
"Hey, this shape shifter? His name wouldn't happen to be Kanye Kobayashi, would he?"
"Yeah! Do you knoooo- KANYE!!" Botan yelled as Kanye stopped behind her. His eyes stared at her as Botan stared at him. His hand raised up. Botan ran away from him.
"GET BACK HERE FERRY GIRL!!" Kanye yelled as he ran after her, easily catching up to her.
"Leave me alo-" But Botan was hit in the back of the neck and she blacked out.
"OK, I'm sure everyone is wondering this. Why is everyone's weak spot the back of their neck?" Kanye wondered as he picked Botan up.
"Well, at least it's easier to catch them." He ran away to his spot.
At the mall...
"Yusuke? Yusuke! Are you here?" Keiko yelled. She was in the electronics store. She knew Yusuke always wanted a TV here so he could hang it in his room.
"But until then, I'll watch free TV here," she remembered Yusuke telling her.
"Hey cutie. You have a boyfriend?" Keiko turned.
"Yeah, I do have a boyfriend!"
"His name?"
"Yusuke Urameshi."
"Ohh, he's fighting someone in the forest."
"Really?!"
"Yeah! Jet black hair? Green uniform?"
"That's him!"
"He's in the forest fighting some big guy."
"Take me to him!"
"OK, OK! Follow me." Keiko followed this guy. She was led to a private part of the forest, where no one could hear anything, from a scream to a collapse of a building.
"Where is- Uhh..." She fell to her knees and was out like a light.
"But it is fun when you hit people in the back of their neck," Kanye said. "And I can't believe she was this dumb to follow me," he added. He jumped in the air and disappeared. He had all the people he needed. He snickered.
"Now the real games will begin."
