Resident Evil : The adventures of Leon

Resident Evil : The adventures of Leon.

Episode 2 : Merchandise part 2

Cast: Leon Ashley Merchant (R4) Salazar (R4)

Leon is running through the woods.

Leon: I'm coming Ashley!

Out of nowhere a dog come and chases Leon.

Leon: Crap!

Leon Keeps on running and than without noticing hits a tree.

Dog: ?

Leon continues running while the dog is gnawing on his leg.

Leon: Don't worry Ashley!

Three more dogs come out of nowhere and Leon is on the floor crawling while the dogs are chewing on both is legs and arms.

Leon: I'm still coming Ashley!

Ashley is at the mall with the merchant dressing out for "new" clothes. She is wearing a skit and a sweater. She than comes out of the dressing room with the same clothes.

Ashley: What do you think?

Merchant: It's the same dress Bitch!

Salazar: Hey hey thats no way to treat a lady.

Merchant: Well then. Keep Her!

Merchant disappears in thin air. Ashley then notices Salazar right next to her.

Ashley: Oh my gosh! A baby!

Salazar: What the hell are you talking about?

Salazar looks at ashley suspiciously. He then panics when ashley picks him up.

Ashley: Oh how i love babies! they are so wonderful and pokeable.

Ashley constantly pokes Salazar everwhere and squeezes him.

Salazar: Put me down bitch!

Ashley: Rock a bye baby...

Salazar: You dont know the lyrics!?

Leon enters the scene out of nowhere and he is beat up.

Ashley: Leon!

Leon sees that Ashley is struggling to hold on to Salazar.

Leon: Ashley put down the midget!

Ashley drops Salazar to the floor.

Salazar: Thank you. But dont call me a midget. It hurts my feeling and-

Leon had pulled his gun out and shot the Midget- I mean Salazar right on the forehead.

Leon: Shut up you midget. I hate little people. they squeak when they speak.

Leon picks up Salazar's hat for no reason.

Leon: My hat now!

Ashley: You made your sentence rhyme!

Leon then goes to the body.

Leon: Remind me what im doing to save this stupid blonde?

Salazars Dead Body: I dont know im just a dead body!

Salazar smiles.

Leon: ZOMBIE!!

Leon shoots the body over a hundred times. Merchant comes out of nowhere.

Merchant: I hope im not in future episodes.