mario mario: the sixth son of satan and the devil's spaghetti
chapter 2: kidnapping, but with an adult
"he kidnapped my BROTHER?" mario screamed, his face pale as a ghost with anemia as he spouted the words with all the elegance of a butthurt elephant
"i was told to tell you by a ghost," said waluigi, and as soon as he finished the words he passed out. mario also passed out, and when he woke up he was in the mushroom kingdom infirmary, surrounded by his good friends princess peach and toadsworth. as soon as mario woke up he sprang out of bed, almost hittign the ceiling of the hospital roof with the pwoer of his super charged jump, because he had been channeling excss jump energy while he was unconscious due to the stress of having had his brother kidnapped
princess peach patted mario on the head when he landed to soothe the bump on his head and said, "mario we heard what happened from waluigi, but when we captured him and put him into the interrogation rooms for questioning he escaped and all we found on the pathway out was a black feather as pitch black as a goth raven on the way out from his cell! it was really quite surprising!" and mario gently pushed away princess peach's hand as if he hadn't suffered a massive concussion and he said "then this means that we are on a luigi quest"
and toadsworth said "stop standing on the bed you youngfuck piece of shit!" and princess peach and mario laughed at the old man because he was senile and braintarded
