Chapter 2

Mello and Near looked at the sight on Matt's computer. Thousands of pictures, and videos… of Mello. Dirty Pictures.

Just then Matt walked in. "Hey Mel! I got a movie for tonight," he said looking down at the movie. "It's called- what are you guys looking at?"

"Matt… you said you would delete those!" Mello screamed. Matt looked at Mello shocked. He looked at the computer, then back to Mello. He just started laughing, so Mello punched him in the arm.

"Oh come on Mello! Near's too young to understand that!" Matt said raising his hand to Near. Near just sighed, and twirled a curl of hair between his fingers.

"It's not that! What if someone hacked your computer?" Mello almost questioned. "They would see me! What if another Kira appeared?! They could hack the computer, use the eyes and kill me!" Mello complained.

"Come on Mello… my computer is unhackable! It's been proven! So stop bitching like a little girl, and look at the artistic, and sexy body that is, well… you," Matt clicked one of the photos, but Mello manually turned the computer off.

"Matt… shut up…" Mello said crushing his lips into Matt's. He backed him up to a wall, and slid his hands up and down on the inside of Matt's vest.

Near turned the T.V. on to a documentary about dinosaurs. He looked into the box he had, and brought out his dinosaur toys. He heard crashing behind him. He looked, Mello and Matt were making out.

"Do that in your own room, please," Near said casually, and turned back to his toys. He heard Matt, and Mello run upstairs. The phone rang and made Near jump. He answered it.

"Hello?" he answered nervously.

"Good evening Near," said the voice on the other line. "I hope you don't mind, but I'm coming over a bit early.

"Near grinned evilly. "Of course not… come right over," Near smiled, and noticed the movie that Matt brought over. Obviously it was pornography. He picked it up along with a few condoms. He ran upstairs to the living room. He placed the movie and condoms on the table. Near knew that they were in Mello's room. So he ran to Matt's room, and lifted up his mattress to find a large stash of dirty magazines. He took a few then went back to the living room. He threw the magazines all over the place. He took the condoms to the kitchen, and placed them on the counter. He opened the refrigerator, and took out a few bottles of vodka. He dumped out one completely, and dumped one out halfway. He put them on the counter.

He took sugar, and flour, opened a condom, and filled it a little bit with sugar and flour. He turned the tap on, and filled the condom a little bit with water, and stirred it up. He did the same with the second, third, and fourth. The mixture was sticky and white, so it looked like semen. He put one carefully on the top of the couch, one on the table, one on the ground, and one on the TV. upstairs. He put the vodka bottles on the table. He took the movie, and put it in the DVD player. It was two women doing each other with strap-ons (Uh oh getting into M a little bit…)

Near thought his plan was so devious. He knew Mello would be embarrassed so much by this little prank. Usually when L visits Mello he always cleans up, and is nice and proper… but not today. Just then L pulled up into the driveway. He and Watari both stepped out of the car. L just walked to the door, while Watari was left carrying the bags. He rang the doorbell, and Near answered.

"Good evening Near… I was expecting Mello to answer…" L said with a smile. He hugged Near, and walked into the house. He listened to the movie playing upstairs. "Near what are you watching?"

"I'm watching a documentary downstairs. I have no idea what Mello is doing," Near answered. L walked upstairs, and saw the living room strewn with litter.

"Oh dear…" L said casually like he always does. He looked at the movie, and the magazines. Then he stepped on one of the condoms. He looked down. He had a shocked and disgusted look on his face. "…ew," He wiped his foot on the carpet. He saw the vodka bottles, and condoms strewn about. He just sighed.

"I… I think Mello's in his room," Near said nervously. L walked past him, and went to Mello's room. He was about to knock his door, when a nude Mello crashed out from it, and latched onto L's neck. Mello just stared at L. He stared at Mello in return.

"Ahem… Greetings Mello. Uh… please calm down." L had a stabbing pain in his thigh. Near was behind the corner snickering. Mello had to cover up. He grabbed a pillow, and covered his private part up. He cheeks were a beet red. Near had to see that. Mello stared at Near who was smiling at his prank. Mello's jaw flew open, and his cheeks weren't red from embarrassment, they were from anger.

"You are fucking dead Near!" Mello ran after Near still coving himself with a pillow. Matt stuck his head out from around the door. To see Mello running after Near.

"God Mello has a nice ass!" he exclaimed grinning like an idiot. L just sighed, and sat down on his butt in Mello's comfy chair.

"I'm getting too old for this…"

Elmosezbs: So what did you think great, right! Near is such a jerk! I know I loved it! It took me forever to write

Elmo: Yeah! So appreciate it! Or Elmo will find you!

Sez: Elmo stop being suck a jack-ass, and be nice!

Bs: Bs…

Elmosezbs: Oh Jesus… well review please…