A/N: So have you ever watched those ADs on TV that are like, "DON'T YA SMOKE BOIS!" Well I'ma be doing that in the form of a Fanfiction, MUHAHHAHAHAHAH I'm evil aren't I?

Anyway wouldn't it be kind of funny if Zim, oh man I got to do this, "Smoke Weed Everyday." Oh man that made me chuckled a bit, anyway let's begin

Invader Derp Productions Persents

"Smoke in the Air"

[Setting: Doomsville Middle Skool Cafeteria]

Zim was yet again sitting at his "FILTHY" table, alone. Though as Zim always says, "Invaders need no one," he wouldn't want a friend after the Keef incident.

"HEY ZIM!" A kid said to Zim.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT FILTHY EARTH CHILD!" Zim asked.

"You want cigarettes?" The kid then showed a pack.

"What is this 'cigarette' you speak of?" Zim asked.

"It's what the adults use to smoke," he then put one in his mouth and smoked it and immediately coughed, "see, it's good."

Zim stroked his chin, "Ok, I may buy some!" Zim handed his money he found on the streets and the kid handed him a pack. "He says that filthy human adults, use these, that means if I try it, I'll be normal."

[Setting: Main Neighborhood]

Zim had his first cigarette in his mouth, "Hmm... this device apparently," Zim did a violent cough, "can emit smoke from my mouth, maybe I can use this a as a way to blind Dib." Zim did a cough as he went into his base.

"Master! You have the forbidden object in your mouth!" GIR said. "The TV says to never use it!" he said.

"GIR THAT TV IS PUTTING LIES INTO YOUR HEAD!" He then destroyed the TV.

"WHY!" GIR yelled.

"GIR this device is a helpful weapon and way to make me normal, and you will not stop me-" Zim coughed again, "I must have a cold from those filthy Earth children!"

Then the doorbell rang, "AN INRTRU-" Zim coughed again. GIR opened the door.

"Hey GIR- Zim are you smoking?" Dib said.

"Yes Dib, aren't I more-" Zim coughed.

"Zim look at you, you can't even finish your sentences." Dib said.

"That cough Dib. Is merely a cold you filthy Earth children gave me." Zim said.

Dib pulled out Zim's cigarette out of his mouth, "Zim that cough is from the terrible things that are in this thing!"

"YOU SPEAK LIES BIG HEADED MAN!" Zim said, he then coughed.

"EVERY KID AND YOU IN THIS CARTOON HAVE BIG HEADS!" Dib said.

"STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WA-" Zim coughed.

"Fine Zim, I'll just lay back as I watch you slowly die inside, which will be quickly, since you only have one organ basically."

"I have many organs! A squeely spooch, a more squeely spooch, and yet a even more-" Zim coughed, Dib left his base but the gnomes grabbed his leg and threw him out.

[Setting: Skool]

"And that class-" Ms. Bitters noticed Zim had recently popped a cigarette in his mouth, "Zim you can't smoke tobacco on school grounds, take that cigarette out of your mouth."

"BUT IT IS NORMAL!" Zim said. Ms. Bitters pressed a button that said "Skool Security," then several men came into the room and picked up Zim's arms, "NOOOOOOOO! HEEEEEL," then Zim coughed.

[Setting: Isolation Room]

Zim was carried throughout the halls until he was thrown into this room with a pathetic straight jacket on. Zim then used his PAK to break free. "If these filthy humans-" Zim coughed, "will not let me be normal, then I'll just shove these things into their mouths."

"SHUT UP IN THERE!" Said a guard. Zim took a machine out of his PAK and put a bunch of cigarettes into it. Zim broke outside. "NO NO NO PLEASE I'M SORRY FOR SAYING THAT!" Zim then pulled out the machine and pointed it to his face.

[Later at the Skool Cafeteria]

Dib was walking in all normal and such, then he saw Zim lifted in the air by his PAK while all the other kids were laying on the ground in shock, while they were smoking cigarettes, "WHAT THE HECK ZIM!" Dib said.

Zim laughed evilly until it was cut off by a cough, "Hello Dib, when Ms. Bitters kicked me out of the class, I decided that all of you should smoke, MUHAHHAHAHA-" Yes cough.

All of the class then coughed, then Dib saw Gaz got affected by Zim, "GAZ!" (By the way it she is in shock like the rest of the kids, not like in Dark Harvest where she was like, -shrugs-)

"YES DIB EVEN I GOT YOUR SCARY SISTER!" Zim said, he then coughed, "NOW IT IS YOUR TURN!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dib then ran as Zim stalked him by running with his PAK. Then Dib got into the janitor's closet where he thought he was safe, then Zim surprised him by being behind him. He then used the machine.

[Pretty bad ending huh? Well I'm sorry but I really couldn't think of an ending.]