Kung Fu Cat
A/N: I forgot to add the disclaimer and the author's note earlier.
This is my forth story and I would like to make a shoutout for the
reviewers.
Atnight1: Thanks!
Animation Universe 2005: Thank you for reviewing and favoriting my
story. And yeah, I read 'Puss and Po: Who gets the Oscar?' and it was
really great.
Oh by the way, Fideos is Noodles in Spanish. I tried not rip off both
of their movies. I only copied their beginnings and some parts.
Disclaimer: DreamWorks owned Kung Fu Panda, Puss in Boots and Penguins
Of Madagascar and not me.
Narrator's POV
A mysterious warrior, with his identity hidden beneath a flowing robe
and wide-brimmed hat, treks with his staff across a bridge above a
huge lake. Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose Kung Fu skills
were the stuff of legend. He traveled the land in search of worthy
foes. The warrior approaches a large tavern towering in from of him. A
gang of bandits harassing the rabbit and cat staff inside are startled
when the warrior enters abruptly, and stare silently as he passes them
and sits at at table. As he eats, the gang surrounds him.
"I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew ON MY FIST!" the boss
of the gang said and slams his fist onto the table. The warrior said
nothing for his mouth was full. He holds up his hand. Then he
swallowed. He swallows. And then he spoke.
"Enough talk. Let's fight! SHA-SHA-BOOEY!" the legendary warrior
said. He delivers a series of punches and kicks and the whole gang
goes flying in various directions. He was so deadly in fact that his
enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness!
"MY EYES!" the ninja cat shrieked as he blindly falling about.
"HE'S TOO AWESOME!" the gator said.
"And attractive!" a smitten cat said.
"How can we repay you?" a grateful bunny asked.
"There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness." the
legendary warrior said. One hundred assassins appear and surround
him. The entire bar swells, packed to the rafters with ninjas.
"KABLOOEY!" the warrior shouted. The roof explodes and a cloud of
ninjas erupts into the sky. Like a tornado, the warrior spins and
knocks them all down. It mattered not how many foes he faced. They
were no match for his groups of thousands of foes leap at
the warrior while in the air, but with a single move he sends them
flying. The warrior stands amongst a field of vanquished foes as god-
rays shine down upon him. Never before had a cat been so feared... and
so loved. He looks up towards the Jade Palace, where a group of five
warriors stand in various poses. Even the most heroic heroes in all of
China, the Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master. The
Five leap down from the palace, land in front of the warrior, and bow
respectfully, before flanking in positions on both sides of him.
"We should hang out." Monkey said. The feline agreed. The Five strike
an attack pose, they face an army of thousands of bandits. But hanging
out would have to wait. 'Cause when you're facing the ten thousand
demons of Demon Mountain- (He slices off the heads of the bandits'
spears with a shiny green sword and leaps into battle with the
Five.) ... there's only one thing that matters. And that's-
End POV
Freezing in mid-air, the Five talk to the warrior in a strange (except
Monkey) voice.
"Puss! Wake up!" Monkey said.
"You'll be late for training!" Tigress said in Mantis voice.
"Whuh?" Puss confusedly said. The warrior suddenly falls, and Puss
lands hard on a wooden floor. He tries to clear his head and wake up.
"That's one crazy wake up call." Crane said. Puss groaned and gets up.
"Have you ever want to learned Kung Fu?" the bird asked. The cat
nodded. The boys went to the training hall.
"Ah Puss." Master Shifu said.
"I'm glad to see you."
"Glad to see you too, Master." Puss said and he bows.
"Let's begin."
"Wait wait wait! What?" He stares at the fearsome course in front of
him. "Now?"
"Yes, now."
"Master, can we talk in private?" Crane asked.
"Sure. Cat, you can pick any courses that you want to start." Shifu
said.
"Si.. I mean yes sir." Puss said. They (minus him) walked outside the
training hall.
"Now talk!" the red panda said.
"Well.. It's about Puss." Crane said.
"First, he's a cat. Second, he's way different than Po. And lastly, he
sucks at chopsticks."
"Since when?" Monkey asked.
"Remember?" Crane said.
(flashback starts)
Puss, Po and Jason came back from watching 'Silent House'. Both of
the animals face turned white.
"That's the most scariest movie I watch!" the panda said.
"You haven't seen the extremely scariest part!" Jason said.
"Forget the scary movie! We should all have a nice warm noodles.
Right?"
"Right." Puss and Po said.
Not so long minutes later
"One for you." Po said as he put down a bowl of noodle on Jason's
side.
"One for you." He gave Puss another bowl of noodle.
"And for me." He puts it in his side. As he eats, the others are
having trouble using chopsticks.
"Want me to help you?" Po asked.
"Yes. I need fork and spoon!" Jason said.
"You always ask for that!"
"Would you help me?" Puss asked.
"Sure. First, hold the top one between the thumb and the middle and
index fingers as you hold a pen. Next, hold the bottom one between the
thumb and the ring finger. Lastly, move the top chopstick to pick up
food." Po said. Puss tried to eat the noodles by using chopsticks but
failed.
"The other option is use fork and spoon or just eat it."
(flashback ends)
"He'll try." Shifu said. They went back to the training hall.
"Master, I'll pick that." Puss said as he points to a friendly-
looking bandit dummy.
"That? We use that for training children. And for propping the door
open when it's hot. But if you insist...
Go ahead, cat. Show us what you can do."
Hesitantly, Puss very light hits the dummy with his fist. It rocks
back into place.
"Why don't you try again? A little harder." the red panda said. This
time, Puss knocks the dummy all the way backwards.
"How's tha-" Puss couldn't finish his sentence. WHACK! The dummy
rights itself and whacks him, sending him flying backwards and
knocking out a tooth. He finds himself in the training course. The
Five instinctively step forward to help Puss, but Shifu holds up his
hand to stop them.
The car struggles to balance on the serpent logs, and eventually ends
up doing a painful split on two of them.
He screamed in pain.
4 dreadful minutes later
We see reflections of fire on the Five and Shifu as well as Puss yells
as he gets singed. After a while, he comes crawling into frame, dazed
and charred, with the little tuft on his head on fire.
"How did I do?" he asked while he's gasping for breath.
"Needs improvement but good try." Shifu said and he puts out the
little fire with his fingers.
Author's note: Like I said, I only copied their beginnings and some
parts. And for those who don't know who Jason is, he was played by Justin Bieber.
If you're not a Belieber, I suggest you to leave.
