A/N: Alright! Here we go! Another installment of the Voice's Great and Terrible Blog!! Woohoo! Thanks to sunshinerosesandDEATH for your review! It gave me a confidence boost! Let's hope this next chapter is as funny. Go randomness!

Thursday

Ugh! This whole "blogging everyday" crap is starting to drag meh down...And yeah, that's right! A Vioce in Maximum Ride's head CAN say 'meh'! And 'teh'! Because 'teh' is amazing! No one uses 'the' anymore. That just makes you old school, dawg.

Note: That is in no way reference to the tiny black talking dog that Max always insists on keeping around. Even though its coughhackannoyingcoughhack.

Anyhoo, I went golfing again today! Little Ella's been banned from the course, so today I went alone. Although, my aim was a little off...I feel really bad that I hit that old guy...All he was doing was sitting on a bench, eating guacamole...Hehe...Um...

Patchy's FINALLY learned how to poop in the litterbox! I was so ecstatic, I gave her half the box of treats as praise! And then Ella came over and gave her the rest! Patchy just wuvs those treats! She's so smart, my little flying kitty :D. She makes my existence worthwhile, where as some birds- I mean kids! Birds? Where? Huh? I don't see any!- don't appreciate me at all! But lately, Patch has been getting a little fat. She can't fly as fast or as long or as high as she used to. I wonder why...? Maybe she's not getting enough exercise...

Well, that about sums up today's exciticle adventures. But, there's just one more thing...IN YOUR FACE, BORTCHY!

Ahem.

MaXiMuMvOiCe OuT, Homies!

COMMENTS:

Subj: Lol, like, again!

I got 1st again! Like, ZOMG, Voice! You're, like, 2tally crazy! I wuv u!! Kyaaaaaaaah!

(Posted by -cutiepie1234321-)

Subj: I'll get you!

How dare you disturb an old man playing innocent golf in such a manner!? I was just minding my own pleasant business, when I get clocked on the side of the head by you're golf ball! Get some lessons, young voice! You're a disgrace to all golfers! And for the record, that was NOT guacamole! It was a pie!

(Posted by OlFart999)

Re: Subj: I'll get you!

Ahem. Dear OlFart999, I love you're username. It is so very original, and if that came out as sounding even the slightest bit sarcastic, I truly do apologize. A bit of advice: Next time you go to a golf course, Mr. OlFart, I beg of you, PAY MORE FREAKING ATTENTION!! And how the h-e-double toothpicks (Thanks, Angel!) can a PIE look GREEN!? Thank you for your comment.

(Posted by MaXiMuMvOiCe)

Subj: Curse You!

I demand a replay, Voice! Zat game ov checkers vas simply unfair! I vill play you again, and BEAT you! Zen I shall show you who has de funny accent, you sniveling voice! Hurumph!

(Posted by Bortchy565)

Subj: ...

Dude, there is something WRONG with you...

Oh, and P.S Max: How's THIS for a new username, since my doesn't seem to live up to your expectations?

(Posted by Fangalicious#1)

Subj: WOAH!!

Now this is just getting creepy! WHO ARE YOU!?1?!1111?! And my username is NOT lacking originality!

(Posted by JBatchelder0)

Subj: Ha!

Voice, you're hysterical! I love your blog. Keep the the laughs!

(Posted by Sam-oh-Rama546)

Re: Subj: Ha!

Why, thank you, Sam-oh-Rama! You know, you could teach Fnick a thing or two on DECENCY!! (Sniffle) I just feel like you're the only one who truly appreciates me! Thank you!!1!!

Friday

Yes! Firday is here! Finally, I can get the weekend off! No more annoying Max, no more making sure the bird-idiots fly in the right direction...Just me, my nonexistent butt, and my telemuvision. I just read somewhere that CBS was planning to cancel Moonlight! What the heck!? Fist Jericho and now Moonlight!? Those shows are like, the bestest, and yet their getting cancelled!? You suck, CBS! I hope Josef comes and goes vamp on your butts! Look what happened to freakin' Sarah! He'll tear you're spinal cord out!

I was sweeping up in my living room one day, while watching telemuvision ('Cuz voices can multi-task! No one told you?) and I turned to Comedy Central, 'cuz let's just face it- Who doesn't wuv to waugh!?...I mean laugh... And Dane Cook was on! That guys, like, hilarious!! What he says about Cinematic Adventures is sooo true! And I saw the dude with the puppets!! Um...Jeff Dunham!! Yeah, he's brilliant, too. I really like Peanut. We have so much in common!! We both love to annoy people!

I beat Bortchy at checkers. Again. That guy really stinks at playing checkers. He doesn't really get the concept of "Only move diagonally!" Seruslly, if he wants to move up or down or sideways, he should really play chess. But, I mean, I can see why he doesn't- who plays chess, anymore? Not after Ron Weasley totally skooled us with his freakin' Wizard's Chess. How do you beat that!?

It's been recently discovered that the Flock is being MANGAFIED!! I wonder how they'll portray me...?

MaXiMuMvOiCe OuT!

COMMENTS:

Subj: In your face, Lissa!

Voice, I vunce again challenge you to a rematch! Dis time, I vill not be denied! I shall beat you and regain my honor and dignity! I'll be ova as soon as I finish dusting off my beautiful doll antique collection! I vill see you soon, Voice!

(Posted by Bortchy565)

Subj: WTH?

Voice, you have some SERIOUS issues!! How about some therapy, DAD?! Zomg, you're blog is so...bizarre! Just like...(Snicker) Fangalicious(Snicker) said, get a freaking hobby!! And Fnick, couldn't you have thought of ANYTHING but Fangalicious? Seriously? And what's with the #1?

P.S. Hi Sam! How are you!?

(Posted by Indestructably-Max890)

Subj: ...What?

This is just getting ridiculous. Who reads this crap? Oh, and Sam...What the HECK are you doing here? No one likes you, believe me. GO AWAY. And for you're information, Max, Lissa decided it for me.

(Posted by Fnick#1)

Re: Subj: ...What?

Could you all please STOP having side conversations on my blog? This is my personal space, people! Don't abuse it, or I WILL kick you out!!11!

(Posted by MaXiMuMvOiCe)

Subj: Max!?

Max!? Is that you!? I can't believe it! How are you doing? I've missed you so much! Come and see me! Oh, and Voice, you're blog is still a great as ever! Keep it up, dude! I can't wait to see everyone mangafied, that sounds so cool! I bet Max will still look amazing even as a cartoon.

Jealous, Fang? Hahahahahaha...

(Posted by Sam-oh-Rama546)

Subj: Hello.

Dear Voice. I think your blog is very cool and funny. But please stop being so annoying. You're making Max mad all the time. So please stop. Thank you. P.S Total tells you to stop making fun of him on your blog or else.

(Posted by angeldeerest6)

Re: Subj: Hello.

Um...Hehe...Thanks, Angel. Please don't try anything I wouldn't do. If it makes you feel any better, I'll stop making fun of Total and your birdie pals, okay?

(Posted by MaXiMuMvOiCe)

Subj: Whaaaaaaaaaat?

Oh, boo! I didnt get the 1st post? That sux! but I still wuv ur blog, Voice! Still 2tally awsome, as always!! Kyaaaaah!

(Posted by -cutiepie1234321-)

A/N: Haha! Just when you thought you got rid of Lissa, she comes to haunt you again! And how will the almost totally nonexistent love triangle between Max, Sam, and Fang start to heat up? Who knows? Catch you next time!!

...Why do I sound like a bad talk show host? I hope it's as funny as last time. Thanks for reading. Reviews are always welcome! Jiggy