When Emmett gets bored...things get funny!


Jasper's POV

I mentally blocked my thoughts from Edward, as I tampered with Bella's emotions. Emmett never said exactly which emotion he wanted Bella to experience, so I decided to be as nice as possible, and go with just plain goofy...

"You wanna start a food fight?" Bella suddenly asked, mischieviously.

"What?" Edward asked, staring at her.

"We'd get in trouble!" Alice said, worrying slightly.

"No, I'd get in trouble. As far as the rest of the school is concerned, you guys might as well be Gods, sent down from the heavens." Bella said, sticking her arms in the air, and lowing them down to be even with our side of the table. "Like...fallen angels! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" She sang, sticking her hands on her head, and waving her fingers in imitation of a halo of some sort.

"What are you doing?!" Priscilla--the school Barbie Doll/slut/popular chick asked, coming up beside our table.

Bella's eyes darted from Priscilla to us to Priscilla again. "Um...the Cullen's new handshake!"

"What?"

"You know, greeting! Since they're so God-like, whenever you see them, you stick your hands on your head, wiggle your fingers, and sing 'HAAAAAAAAAAAH!' like a halo/fallen angel sort of thing!" Bella said, doing her halo thing again.

"That's not what a halo looks like...and it's totally uncool!" Priscilla drawled.

"HUUUUH!" Bella mock gasped. "Are you saying that the Cullen's are...uncool?!"

The entire school had already gone quiet about thirty seconds ago, and when they heard Bella, they all collectively gasped.

"No! No! Of course not!" Priscilla cried, throwing Edward an adoring look. "I was just wondering if you actually did that."

Edward looked at Bella then Priscilla then back to Bella again, before sighing slightly. "No..."

Priscilla smirked.

"You do that to us." He finished smoothly.

Priscilla's eyes widened, and she stuttered, "Oh, o-of course!" She tentatively raised her hands to her head and sang, "HAAAAAAAAAAH!" while wiggling her fingers, before smiling hopefully at Edward.

"Yes, like that." He said, barely looking at her.

The bell rang, and Priscilla said, "Well, see you at class, Angel!" before flouncing off.


a/n: Oh, but it doesn't end there! Noooooooooo! What happens when Bella decides to give the Blacks a handshake/greeting as well? -evil grin-