Summary: Both are having troubles with love. One hasn't had a lover in years, while the other can't get rid of hers. What will they do when they are locked in a hole without their wands?
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A/N: I know I took really long to update and for such a short chapter, but I'm sorry. I was busy, then, grounded, and then track started. I'm really sorry!! :(
"Hermione! WOW! You are stuck! I didn't believe Peeves. I have to tell you something." yelled Ron down to Hermione.
"Wait! You can see us?" Hermione asked with more than a touch of concern.
"Yeah! You and Snape have funny outfits!" said Ron before starting to laugh uncontrollably.
"It's Professor Snape! We don't have funny outfits! Please get our wands, Ron." begged Hermione.
Snape looked astounded before controlling his mask of a face, she corrected him. 'Stop over thinking everything, she just has to be perfect.' he thought to himself before deducting another 20 points from Gryffindor.
"I'm sorry! Peeves hid and won't give you your wands until the enchantment is fulfilled." Ron replied
"What is it we have to do to fulfill the enchantment?" Professor Snape asked impatiently.
"I don't remember! Hold on, I'll be right back." he said before dashing off to find Peeves.
He was back five minutes later and looked angry. "You have to kiss, full on, to get out. Before midnight or you have another day stuck in there and a worse thing to fulfill. Let me leave before you do though." he said while glaring at Snape.
"WE have to kiss?" was all Hermione could manage to say.
"Yes, I'm leaving so I don't have to witness." he said before doing exactly that, leaving. As he rounded the corner he saw Malfoy and his goonies laughing. Ron didn't know it, but everyone in the hall heard him and now were spreading the news.
"I will not kiss you, it is wrong. You are my student, I therefore refuse." he said as Dumbledore passed over.
"You have to kiss her? Peeves is ingenious. Just do it before the mob of students reaches your hole." he chuckled as he skipped away.
"He really is a lunatic." Hermione mumbled.
"Yes, but if students are coming I think we should finish this." he said looking revolted, but he said it too late. There was now a crowd lining their hole.
