Verse 2. The Revenge.
Disclaimer: I'm disclaiming this story which I disclaim to say that it is not mine in this disclaimer.
A/N Wow, I'm random. Guess I just got bored while trying to work past a writer's block on some other stories. This is based on a suggestion from Tzaryn (I think) to write about the lamb's revenge.
Once again: Livestock sings (in third person for quite a while, yes, I know), Fellowship sings (Actually, it's a particular member of the Fellowship. Try to guess who. I'm not even sure yet, we'll find out by PROCESS OF ELIMINATION).
Merry had a little lamb
Little lamb
Little lamb.
Merry had a little lamb.
Until he got hungry.
We just ate that little lamb.
Little lamb.
Little lamb.
We just ate that little lamb.
Gimli keeps burping.
The livestock, they were sad about this.
Sad about this.
Sad about this.
The livestock, they were sad about this.
Because the lamb was their friend.
The Fellowship, we were happy about this.
Happy about this.
Happy about this.
The Fellowship, we were happy about this.
Because we were hungry before.
The Fellowship, they are murderers.
Murderers.
Murderers.
The Fellowship, they are murderers.
They ate our friend the lamb.
The lamb, he is now haunting us.
Haunting us.
Haunting us.
The lamb, he is now haunting us.
And the livestock's taking legal action.
The lawyer, he was eaten by the goat.
Eaten by the goat.
Eaten by the goat.
The lawyer, he was eaten by the goat.
So we'll have to get a new one.
The lamb has given Frodo gas.
Frodo gas.
Frodo gas.
The lamb has given Frodo gas.
Is this his idea of haunting?
The goat, she's mad 'cause she can't come along.
Come along.
Come along.
The goat, she's mad 'cause she can't come along.
To get a new lawyer.
Frodo's gas has knocked out Sam.
Knocked out Sam.
Knocked out Sam.
Frodo's gas has knocked out Sam.
We have to wait for it to pass. (No pun intended.)
The lawyer, he says that we are livestock.
We are livestock.
We are livestock.
The lawyer, he says that we are livestock.
Gee, I hadn't noticed.
Frodo is being kept by Sauron.
Sauron.
Sauron.
Frodo is being kept by Sauron.
Until the gas passes. (No pun intended.)
The lawyer says that the lamb is dead.
Lamb is dead.
Lamb is dead.
The lawyer says that the lamb is dead.
He's just repeating everything we say.
Oh, drat, Sauron's gonna steal the Ring.
Steal the Ring.
Steal the Ring.
Oh, drat, Sauron's gonna steal the Ring.
Why didn't we think of that?
The lawyer says the Fellowship killed the lamb.
Killed the lamb.
Killed the lamb.
The lawyer says the Fellowship killed the lamb.
What the heck are we paying him for?
Now I feel like a total idiot.
Total idiot.
Total idiot.
Now I feel like a total idiot.
For taking Legolas' advice.
The goat, she came and ate the new lawyer.
Ate the new lawyer.
Ate the new lawyer.
The goat, she came and ate the new lawyer.
So we won't have to pay.
So now we got Frodo and the Ring back.
Frodo and the Ring back.
Frodo and the Ring back.
So now we got Frodo and the Ring back.
What're we supposed to do now?
So now we decided on a new course of revenge.
New course of revenge.
New course of revenge.
So now we decided on a new course of revenge.
We're gonna steal the ring.
I just remember what to do now.
What to do now.
What to do now.
I just remember what to do now.
We were supposed to destroy the Ring!
Let's go steal the Ring of Power.
Ring of Power.
Ring of Power.
Let's go steal the Ring of Power.
Just to be annoying.
How the heck did we forget that?
We forget that.
We forget that.
How the heck did we forget that?
Oh, well, I guess we're just dumb.
