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Well, I'm back. Last time we left you with Rei plotting to do who knows what to Ren. 0.0 I'm scared already.
Now's about the time to tell you how old they all are. Rei's birthday is September 15, so she is 14. That makes Ren (and Lyserg) 15, and the others all about 16. (You'll understand why Ren's age is important later on)
Well, without further ado...ONWARD!
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-- Ol' MacDonald Had a Farm?--
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Rei: Ahhhh!! I can't think of anything! Damnit! (sits down on her bed, angry)
(( Suddenly, Anna walks into her room...dun dun dun! ))
Anna: What's your problem? (she folded her arms as she awaited an answer)
Rei: Huh? Oh, I'm stuck doing a cable show about us, and I can't think of anything. Much less, how the hell am I supposed to get them there? (sighs)
Anna: (smirking) I can help you with that.
Rei: Really? How?
Anna: Just give me the time and place...they'll be there.
Rei: Hehehe...sweet...you rock Anna.
Anna: I know I do.
(( Later that day at the studio... ))
Luna: So, do we have everything set up?
Rei: Yeah, I think. This place isn't half bad.
(And she was right, it looked pretty damn awesome. There was a stage with a red and black backdrop. There was also a star theme. And there was a huge amount of seating for the audience. The best part was...)
Rei: And I love that chair. (she smiled...woah...wait...Rei...smiled?? Rei??)
Luna: (jaw dropped to the floor)
(( What...what has become of the world?? ))
Rei: Wh-wha...why are you looking at me like that...Lu...hello??
Luna: Rei...YOU'RE HAPPY!! I knew this was a great idea!! (glomps onto Rei)
Rei: Ge-get off of me! (shoves off her spirit companion) You know I hate that!
Luna: Yeah yeah. Ahh, still the same old Rei Hey look! Audience members!
(( In the blink of an eye, the studio audience was filled. The Shaman King group was all behind set. ))
Yoh: This is gonna be so cool!
Horo: Oh yeah!
Ren: Don't be so sure, Rei's the one running it...and I believe Anna is helping. (he folded his arms)
Rei: Alright you bastards, I need 5 people for todays segment...now...who's it going to be? (an evil smirk grew across her face) ...now...whoever says anything is automatic...hehehe
Ren: What for exactly?
Rei: Ahhh, Ren way to volunteer.
Ren: What?
Horo: Haha, she got you!
Yoh: Poor Ren!
(( The two started to laugh at poor Ren. He was getting REAL angry too. ))
Rei: HoroHoro, Yoh, you too.
Horo & Yoh: What? (both gaws dropped)
Rei: Just 2 more...Manta! Lyserg! Get over here, you're joing in today's segment! Ryu, you too.
Ren: You said only 5!
Rei: I changed my mind! Now, everyone else, take your seats in the audience! ...Don't look at me! I said...NOW!
Manta: Wow...she's really scary sometimes...
Rei: Manta, don't be a pansy! (she clapped her hands twice) Makeup!
All 6 Boys: What??
(( And so, they were grabbed to get all fixed up in...who knows what...And Rei went on out to start the show. ))
Rei: Well, hello there world, how are you all tonight?
(( Silence... ))
Rei: (anime vein) No answer, eh? Well...then I suppose none of you want to see Ren, Horo, Yoh, Lyserg, Manta, or Ryu...Hmmmmmm??
Fan Girls: Ohhhhhh!! Give us Ren!!
Rei: Wow...I didn't see that coming. (/sarcastic) Guys! Get out here!
Horo: But Rei...this outfit smells like feet...
Rei: I don't care, I'm not the one wearing it, so get out here!
Horo: But Rei...
Rei: Everybody, here are your people!
(( The audience cheers as the boys come out...they're dressed up as...animals? ))
Rei: (Starts laughing) I can't...breathe...heheheheh! What are you guys wearing?
Manta: This is what makeup put us in... (He's in a mouse suit)
Ryu: Miss Rei...this isn't what I expected as my first cable appearance... (Starring as a horse)
Rei: Awwww...well deal with it! Hey--wait...where's Ren?
Horo: He refuses to come out... (He's a pig XD)
Yoh: I wish I was him... (As a duck)
Lyserg: Me too... (A sheep)
Audience: Awwwww, come out Renny! WE LOVE YOU!!
SK Gang: O.o"
Rei: Wow...
Ren: I despise you all!
Rei: Ren, get your ass out here!
Ren: I refuse!
Audience: Come on Renny!!
Rei: Uh, yeah, what they said...
Ren: I don't have to listen to you, I'm older!
Rei: No you're not!
Ren: I am!
Rei: Not. I'm over 65 times your age. I just don't look it! Respect your elders! NOW!
Ren: Grrrrrrrr...I still appear older so HAH!
Rei: Well why don't you come out and show me what you're made of?
Ren: Fine! I will! (Ren enters wearing a cat suit)
Rei: And there you have it audience, Tao Ren!
Audience: YAY!! Ren!!
Ren: I hate you Rei. You tricked me!
Horo: Yeah, and you fell for it fast too! (laughs)
Ren: What was that Ainu-baka?
Horo: (chanting) You got beat by a giiiiiirrrrllllllll! Ren got beat by a giiiiiiirrrrrrrlllllllllllll!
Ren: (fuming) Shut up!
Rei: Ohhhh...a cat fight. Literally! XD
Manta: That was a horrible pun Rei...
Rei: Shut up!
Ryu: The little guy does have a point...
Rei: Grrrrrrrrr...
Manta: Ryu, run away! She's armed! She has her double-dao!
Ryu: Run!!
(( So, now we have TWO battles going on. We have Ren vs. HoroHoro! And Rei vs. Ryu and Manta! Now...where are Yoh and Lyserg ))
Yoh: Now it's really an animal circus...
Lyserg: Yeah...
Yoh: Hey Lyserg, what do you think that big red button does?
Lyserg: What, the one on the wall over there?
Yoh: Yeah!
Lyserg: I dunno.
Yoh: Lets go push it!
Lyserg: But we don't know what it does!
Yoh: So? (goes over and starts towards the button in slow motion)
(( Everyone stops fighting. Ren has Horo in a chokehold, while Rei has Ryu and Manta in a corner. ))
Rei: Yoh! No don't push that--
(( Yoh pushes the button and the whole place explodes, leaving them standing there ashed. ))
Rei: ...button...
Yoh: Opps...
Rei: Opps? How can you just say opps?! You blew up my studio!!
Yoh: Uh oh...run away!
Rei: Get back here you!
Yoh: I'm sorry!!
Rei: You're going to build this whole place all over again! By yourself!!
Yoh: Noooooooo!!
Rei: AND paint!
Yoh: Nuuuuu! Not the paint!!
Rei: Oh yes, the paint!
Lyserg: Well...everyone's busy, so this has been the first episode of our show! Goodnight!
Audience: Lyserg-sama! (fangirls chase Lyserg off stage)
Lyserg: I hate fangirls!!
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Well, that's all for now! But Yoh blew up the studio! Great, now we have to rebuild it...
So, until the Sayonara!
R&R Would suffice very nicely.
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