Hiss

OC

AU


I'm Gail Peck's secret.

No one knows about me.

I lurk about her apartment like an ignored shadow, carefully stalking my prey.

I will blindside it and tear it to shreds.

I will rend the world.

I will shake foundations.

When a new noise enters my hearing, I freeze, breath held and eyes scanning the area rapidly.

My target changes, the abandoned bra hanging off the corner of the chair easily forgotten.

Focus wholly on the new prey, I begin stalking, body low to the ground and steps silent.

When I'm only a short leap away, I bunch my muscles and spring.

Chris Diaz will never know what hits him.

I am a tornado of fur, a seething black mass of claws and spit-fire.

And I will perch myself on the head of Gail's new companion.

"Mrrrow!"


A/N: Set vaguely around season 1/2.

Also vaguely crackfic-ish; just playing around with first person pov.