Hiss
OC
AU
I'm Gail Peck's secret.
No one knows about me.
I lurk about her apartment like an ignored shadow, carefully stalking my prey.
I will blindside it and tear it to shreds.
I will rend the world.
I will shake foundations.
When a new noise enters my hearing, I freeze, breath held and eyes scanning the area rapidly.
My target changes, the abandoned bra hanging off the corner of the chair easily forgotten.
Focus wholly on the new prey, I begin stalking, body low to the ground and steps silent.
When I'm only a short leap away, I bunch my muscles and spring.
Chris Diaz will never know what hits him.
I am a tornado of fur, a seething black mass of claws and spit-fire.
And I will perch myself on the head of Gail's new companion.
"Mrrrow!"
A/N: Set vaguely around season 1/2.
Also vaguely crackfic-ish; just playing around with first person pov.
