V. Hyotei . D

On the 14th of February, also known as the holy St. Valentine's Day. In the tennis clubroom for regulars of Hyotei… the place was crowded with packets of chocolates from girls. There were only two people inside the clubroom at the moment.

"Chotaroh," Shishido walked towards him, trying to avoid stepping onto the chocolates, "Is there anything you want for your birthday?"

"Mmm...Is anything okay?" Chotaroh asked.

"Yeah, as long as you like it," He replied, with a smile.

"Really?"

"I said yes already."

"Yes!" Chotaroh dragged a big bag out of nowhere, and started searching inside. He pulled a Hyotei school uniform out from the bag and handed it to Shishido. "Put it on!"

"But Chotaroh..." Shishido unfolded the uniform and looked at it, "It's a girl's uniform..."

"Sempai..." Chotaroh looked at him with puppy eyes, "You said as long as I like it..."

Shishido gulped, and stared at the clothes.

"Let me help you!"

"Wait...!"

"It's OK! I'll… put it on myself!" He insisted.

"Oh! And this," And Chotaroh threw a blue-colored pill into Shishido's mouth.

Around 5 seconds later...

"Sugee...!! This is Awesome!!" Chotaroh exclaimed with joy.

"Chotaroh..." A cross appeared on Shishido's head, "What in the WORLD DO YOU MAKE ME EAT JUST NOW??!!"

He was dressing like a girl. He was looking like a girl. In fact, he WAS a girl right now.

"Niyotaika," Chotaroh sighed with extreme happiness, admiring his boyfriend, I mean girlfriend, which was slightly blushing in embarrassment.

Shishido's hair was long, and was tied up in a ponytail. He was wearing a shirt with a beige sweater on top. The length of the checked-skirt was up to his knees, which looked nice with a pair of long brown silk socks.

"Chotaroh!" Shishido stared at him, "First of all, your nose is bleeding. Second, you're drooling. Third, you look like that you want to jump onto me. And forth, how to I return to NORMAL??"

"Heh heh... I don't know..." Chotaroh chuckled softly as he wiped away the blood.

"What do you mean you don't know??!!"


Outside, Hiyoshi stared at the clubroom. It was so noisy. Probably Shishido-sempai and Otori again. He then turned to the other direction, where Oshitari was sitting. He was wrapping something with candies wrappers.

Should I go and check it out? Maybe I can gekokujyou him...


Oshitari wrapped a few of those pills he received with candies wrapping papers that he had brought. He hoped that they'd look like candies, cause that would be easier to get Atobe to eat it. That would be the easiest way.

He stopped when he saw Hiyoshi approaching. He quickly hid the whole bottle behind him.

"Oshitari-sempai, what are you doing?" Hiyoshi asked, picking up one of the 'candies'.

"Erm... Nothing!"

Hiyoshi stared. "You're hiding something," Hiyoshi suspected, raising one of his eyebrows.

"N..no..no. I didn't. Why would I hide something from my cute kouhai?," Oshitari tried to cover up everything. He was scared that Hiyoshi might figure it out.

"Are you having a fever? What do you mean by 'cute'?" Hiyoshi twitched, and looked behind him. "What's that?"

Oshitari had no way of hiding it now.

"Gekokujyou," The second-year smiled.

"You won't tell the others, right?" Oshitari asked.

"I might be able to gekokujyou someone. Why would I tell?" Hiyoshi smirked evilly.

"So..." Oshitari said calmly, "Who do you plan on gekokujyou-ing?"

Hiyoshi pointed at the tennis court, where a certain regular was jumping around.

"Oh. I see." Oshitari nodded as if it didn't matters to him. Actually it didn't really matter to him, but...
Hello? He's your doubles-partner??!!

"You know," Oshitari smiled at Hiyoshi, "There's something in this world call lolicon."


"Oshitari, where's Shishido and Otori?" Atobe asked.

"Eh..." Oshitari hesitated, "I don't know."

Of course he knew. But he's a nice person, so he would not try to interrupt them. Or anyone to.

"And where's Hiyoshi and Mukahi? Are they trying to escape from training again??" Atobe continued.

Oshitari started sweating, "I don't know either..."

Same. He didn't want people to interrupt them either.

Atobe stared at him with doubt.

"Anyway, get me a drink!" He ordered, flipping his hair.

"Ah...Okay..." Oshitari answered, and put the 'candies' on the bench before he left.

And Atobe noticed them, just as Oshitari planned.


"Mukahi-sempai," Hiyoshi greeted his sempai.

"What is it?" Gakuto asked.

"Do you want candies?" Hiyoshi asked nicely.

Gakuto shivered, he felt something bad. Whatever thing came from Hiyoshi didn't sound good to him.

"Candies?"

"Yes," Hiyoshi continued, "Oshitari-sempai gave it to me, but I don't want it. So I offer it to you."

Gakuto sighed in relieved, as he took them. If it's from Yuushi, then it'll be different. At least, they're safer.

...Not...


"Oshitari!!!" Atobe shouted. It could be heard all over the place.

Somewhere, Oshitari sneezed.

"Oshitari!! Hiyoshi!!" Gakuto screamed somewhere too.

Oshitari sneezed again.


Oshitari sneezed again.

"Chotaroh!" Shishido finally snapped, "Tell me how do I return to normal??"

"Shishido-sempai, don't you think it's wonderful!" Chotaroh still smiling, "I should thank Inu--"

"Eh...? Inu (Dog)?"
"Nothing..heh…heh…"
"…"

Shishido dragged Chotaroh out of the door before he could resist it.

When they came out, they saw an unpleasant scene of Gakuto and Atobe killing Oshitari, while Hiyoshi stood beside them smirking evily.

"Gekokujyou succeed," He chuckled.

"Not you two too?" Shishido sighed when he saw the two.


Because of the other people around, Gakuto and Atobe had to change into girls uniform no matter how much they didn't want to.

Atobe looked and studied Shishido carefully. Then he looked at himself.

"..."

"...??"

Atobe looked at Gakuto. Once he looked at himself.

"..."

"...??"

"WHY ARE SHISHIDO'S AND MUKAHI'S bigger THAN MINE??" Atobe cowered in a dark corner.

"..." Both Shishido and Gakuto shrugged.


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Shishido: B-92cm W-56cm H-68cm

Gakuto: B-88cm W-58cm H-70cm

Atobe: B-70cm W-56cm H-74cm

Percentage of correctness: 100 percent

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"Kei-chan," Oshitari smiled to Atobe, "That doesn't matter, my dear. You're perfect in my heart."

"Oshitari..."Atobe blushed.

While the two of two looked at each other with passion, Gakuto had taken some black lines to decorate his background.

"Da. Ka. Ra. How do I return to normal??!!" Shishido kept on asking Chotaroh.

"Shishido, you aren't cute when you're angry..." Chotaroh smiled.

Slapped

"Ah. So it's that Inui guy who created this thingy," Shishido mumbled.

"So, what are you going to do?" Gakuto asked.

"Find that four-eyed hentai of course!" Shishido announced.

This might be the only time that Gakuto agreed with Shishido.

"Yosh! I shall go to Seigaku in order to find medicine to make me more perfect!!" Atobe announced.

"HEHHHHH??!!"

'Shouldn't be the medicine to return to normal?' Shishido asked inside his heart.