Hi every1 I'd like 2 thank my 1st (& only reviewer Torame who made my day (o I never new u could make smiles like that b4 O.o I with I new how I did it)
Me: hey ppl please review I only need 1 good 1 a chapter but it would make me make cookies if more people reviewed
Sakura: hi lil'spaz
Me: yay your hear just in time to say the disclaimer
Sakura: ummm
Me: if u don't say it I'll tell every1 your biggest fear
Sakura: u don't know what it is?
Me: yes I do
Sakura: really then tell me
Me: fine coughs MEN IN PINK BUNNIE SUITS TRYING TO GIVE YOU HUGS!
Sakura: HOW DO U KNOW THAT
Me: ummm I didn't
Sakura:…
Me: now are you going to say the disclaimer
Sakura:nods lil'spaz owns nothing except a ff account and other stuff you don't want to hear about
Me: its nothing bad it's just that it's a boring list & would kill most readers of sheer boredom
Me: on with the story jumps on a horse that magically appeared put of no where raising an "invisible sword FOR COOKIE DOUGH ON WARD SHABABLABADINGDONG kicks horse that rears (ridding w/out a saddle & rearing pony is a very painful thing ) then falls and lands face first COME BACK HERE PONY starts chasing a horse in slow-mo as the pony just walks away
Team 7-sweat drop-she has serious issues
Me: OMFG IS THAT GERARD WAY
Team 7- wtf is that
Me- I LOVE U GERARD I WANT YOUR PJS THEIR KICK ASS
Team 7-sweat drop
Me- woops wrong person hehehehe
Team 7 & guy I was chasing- anime style fall & 3 lines over face looky thing-
Me- ok now 2 get all the crazy spaz crap out of me 4 real this time back 2 the story (a/n ok I'm trying 2 make disclaimers fun yay & if u don't know Gerard way is the main singer 4 My chemical Romance (MCR 4 short) & he has these totally awesome skeleton pjs with gloves & everything that I love :P I wouldn't act like that if I did see I just might stare 4 a while then get his picture THEN spaz out & yes I am a fan girl but not a huge omg I Iove u some much I'm going 2 rape u fan girl they scare me but ok I'll stop babbling & Torame u rock my fucking soxs so hugs)
The light was filling my room and was telling me to wake up but I ignored it, it's not like I'm going to die if I don't wake up right here and now.
"HOLY SHIT MY CURTENS ON FIRE" I yelled running for some water
Holy shit holy sit holy shit were all going 2 die HOLY SHIT WERE GOING TO DIE!
I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW I'M GETTING SOME WATER NOW
WELL GO FASTER DANMIT YOUR TO SLOW
"I'M RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN!"
"Eep" I stopped right in the middle of the hall way when I realized what I had just done I just yelled at MYSELF with my roomies sleeping in the middle of my BURNNING APARTMENT and that wasn't the worst part of it. I am IN ONLY A BRA AND UNDERWEAR (a/n if u look at the caps letters it says "Myself burning apartment in only a bra and underwear" & if u add a "the" in the middle of burning & apartment well u see what I meen:P) RUNNIING AROUND IN THE MORNING LIKE A CRAZY LADY WITH MANY CATS (a/n couldn't help myself :P)
Wtf why did u stop were going 2 be dead
Were half naked
O
Shit
RUN BACK TO YOUR ROOM B4 YOUR SEEN HALF NAKED HURRY
At that command I dashed ten times faster then I ever ran in my life threw on a really large white shirt and started running to the kitchen.
GRAB THE KITCHEN HOSE THINGY MABOB AND RUN BACK TO YOUR ROOM
HAI
Step, step, step shoulder being popped, and someone falling are the beautiful sounds someone would here if they were awake
"Oww" I mumbled I mean wouldn't you be in pain if you just landed face first on tiled floor while dislocating your shoulder because some stupid hose thing.
Wow you're pathetic
Shut.Up.Now.
Shutting up but today is were first day at the high school remember
O SHIT O SHIT O SHIT
WHAT TIME IS IT
THEIRS AN ALARM CLOOK IN OUR ROOM
O so NOW were the same person
NO TIME TO WASTE WE MUST GET READY
"Shit, shit, shit, shit, hey is that a cat he's cute wow he has two different eye colors, well that's something you don't see everyday" I mumbled to myself.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE
THEIRS NO MORE FIRE
WTF
Hey I found the alarm clock
I went to pick up my green (a/n back round) and pink (a/n bunny) happy bunny alarm clock that says 'Skool makes you sooper smartt (a/n I own 1 of those but not the company so ha-ha bitches can't sue me now ;p) and o the joy just as I picked up the alarm clock it started ringing very VERY loudly. "SHUT UP U CUTE BUT POSSESED ALARM CLOCK"I err um "stated" as I threw that demon thing against the wall. "V for Victory" I said while making a peace sign & smirking.
What time was it
Duh time to wake up
O ya
I went to go take a nice hot shower and I needed it I mean after mysterious fires and a dislocated shoulder (Sakura already fixed because of her medical knowledge) she just wanted to relax a little.
Thank god theirs a hot shower
Yup and the new strawberry shampoo conditioner and body wash smell so good
Ya I I'm so happy naruto got orange scented stuff instead of ramen
Ya he actually thought that RAMEN scented body wash was even to much for him(a/n a little ooc but ramen scented hair & body stuff eww)
Weird
Ya I know
Hey I wonder what Tenten's mint stuff smells like
Probably pretty good
Ya I'm going to sniff some
Don't get high little miss
I wont I promise
I opened the top of the body wash and o my god it smelled heavenly. So I made a huge mistake like just sitting their for about 20 minutes getting high off of body wash.
O little miss stoner we have about twenty minutes left until school starts and you lied to me how could you i feel so hurt
I shot my head up stopped sniffing Tenten's mint scented crack ran out of the bathroom put my shoulder length hair in a hair pony tail threw on some light blue jean shorts that were about four inches away from the knee light pink and black etnies and to top it all off a tight white tank top with gray skulls. (beautiful description right :P).
Ok we look hot
Yosh so lets get dates
When don't you think about boys
When I see a mutant sea monkey
Ummm ok…
Me: alright Tenten and Naruto you could wake up by
A: the sun shinning on your face
B: aliens trying to kill you
C: a fan girl/boy attack
Or D: Sakura yelling something totally random
Both: sweat drop
Both: Ummm A
Me: sorry but that is an uncorrected answer better luck next time
Both: whaaaaa-
Me: -presses button- sorry but know you have to help Jirya in his new book ICHY ICHY MAKE OUT PARIDICE
Both: NEVER
Me: well to bad c ya later on
RANDOM POLL a show were I get board and have a random pole
Naruto: I'm going to sue you
Tenten: YA
Me: WELL YOU CANT I AM THE AUTHER SO UNLESS YOU TWO WANT TO BE IN A FUNNERAL HOME DRESSING UP OLD PEOPLE THAT DEID AND DOING THEIR MAKE UP SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN
Both: -whimpers & sits down-
Me: good Ok now back to our story and I will c you later ttfn –smiles-
Naruto: she scares me more then sakura
Tenten: me two
Me: I heard that my little angles now do you really want to un-dress dead people
Both: no
Me: good now be afraid very afraid OUCH I HIT MY NOSE
Both: -sweat drop-
Me: ok it's time to go back two the story ttfn 4 realizes this time
'What to do what to what to d'o i thought to myself
'Hmm we could errr- no'
'Hmm, I got it'
IN NARUTOS ROOM
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAKURA-CHAN THAT WAS MEAN HOW COULD YOU DO THAT AND WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP SO EARLY SAKURA-CHAN"
"You have 15 minutes to get ready for our first day in the 10nth grade"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"
"NARUTO SHUT UP"
"Hai sakura-sama"
"Get ready were having cereal for breakfast"
"ok sakura-can"
Tentens room
"HOLY SHIT SAKURA WHAT DID YOU HAVE TO DO THAT FOR"
"you have 15 minutes to get ready for the 11nth grade"
Tenten just stared at me first angry the confused then a death glare and then a look of disbelief
"DO do DO do" (a/n u know the 24 theme song thingy)
"SAKURA GET OUT NOW"
"ok Tenten-chan have fun getting ready in 12 minutes"
O man I'm going to hell but hey today was torture enough to make up for all the stuff I did to Naruto & Tenten today hmmm I wonder how hinata's doing.
end of chapter but please keep on reading
ok that's about four pages in three hours so I'm stopping here & the reason I didn't tell you what sakura did to wake them up is 1. I think any1 who could review could take a poll thingy and 2) to give me more time to think of random stuff so any way 4 the ideas I have of what sakura yelled at them is
A : OMG aliens are trying to kill you
B: a fan girl/boy attack RUN FOR YOUR LIVES BEFORE THEY EAT YOUR SOUL
C: OMG NARUTO WAKE UP EVIL CHEESE GRATERS DESTROYED ALL THE RAMEN IN THE WORLD AND KIDNAPPED HINATA
D: TENTEN WAKE UP SILVER SPORKS OF DOOM ARE EATING EVERYONES EYES OUT NEJI NEEDS YOU TO SURVIVE HE MIGHT ALREADY BE DEAD
