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"Hm, why should I tell you? You dumb, fat cow!"
"WHAT THE HELLA SUNDAES ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? YOU CUM GUZZLIN', BEST FRIEND INPREGNATING, FAT ASS!", I screamed, reaching for the nearest sharp thing I could find. I was about to throw it, but someone, or actually, SOME PEOPLE, held me back.
"YO! Kaida, what up my man?", Gill, whose name is now Kiss-my-ass-me (sounds like me on the Kisame's name), bro hugged the biggest sac of hormones and lies in the world.
"Eh, just had to talk with the Principal, ya' know? Something about little miss bipolar over there.", he smirked when he saw I was being held back again.
"You. Are. SO FUCKIN' DEAD, YOU WANNA BE HUGH HEFNER!! I swear, once these sychronized robots get off me, you WILL get your balls, successfully, cut off!", I glared at him, still holding my sharpened weapon. (Can you guess what it is?)
"WITH WHAT! A SPORK?!", (LOL! Sporks trying to be Batman!) the dumbass doubled over, laughing. I chucked the evil food-ware-of-doom at him, successfully hitting him hard enough in the crouch to make sure he was doubled over for another reason.
"TAKE THAT YOU KUMQUAT BITCH!", I screamed at him, being dragged out of the room by Nana (Konan), Barbie (Deidara), Lord-With-A-Stick-Up-His-Ass (Sasori), HJ (Zetsu), Willy Wonka ( Tobi), and Grandpa (Hidan).
"Rini. Rini! RINI! Calm the FUCK down!", HJ screamed, shaking me. I didn't realize anything, but I felt a bunch of warm rain drops on my face. I looked up to see Hidan doubled over me, laughing so hard he was crying.
"What was that back there hm?", the blonde-walking-sex-doll asked calmly, which I guess is really not so normal, because Hidan seized his laughing fit and glanced at the blonde before leaning against the wall opposite of me, with the others.
"I've known the No-Nut-Wonder, ever since I was 3 years old. We were friends up until 6th grade, when decided he was better, and started hanging out with the older kids. Last year, him and my absolute bestest friend in the world, decided to get jiggy wid it, and she got pregnant. Not only that,", I forcefully laughed, "she got all of his past girlfriends' STD's! Now she's back at my old home-town, in a CEMETERY because of the bastard. She made me promise I wouldn't kill him, but she didn't say anything about kicking his ass to the moon! And that's what I'm going to do!", I screamed, trying to get back in the room with Satan himself.
"Not. So. Fast, deary. Tobi can see why Rini's upset, but Kaida is probably very sorry.", the lollipop man tilted his head down to my level, holding my shoulders gently.
"Yeah un! Besides, the way you're talking about him makes him seem like an asshole. Kaida's the nicest dude we know. Besides myself of course.", that little comment from Barbie got him a thomp on the head from Lord-Stick-Up-His-Bung-Hole.
"Kaida! NICE!", I started cussing like a sailor, because in reality, there wasn't a nice bone in that fire-asses body or soul!
"RINI! Quit it, NOW!", Nana hissed, "Anyway, did your friend have the baby?".
I calmed down and pushed Willy Wonka away from me. "Yeah, she did, but after she had him, she immediately died. She didn't even get to name him, so the doctors allowed me too."
"Why? Were her parents not there or something?", Grandpa mumbled. That, once again, pissed me off.
"NO! In fact, after she announced her and Kaida had a baby, her PARENTS, the people who are supposed to always be there for you, threw her out! She thought she could stay with Kaida, but he was already cheating on her, so she stay the full nine months with me!", I glared at the floor, and started clenching and unclenching my fist.
"Hmm..so she had a boy, did she?". That voice.
"Kaida, get your ASS. In here. NOW!", I didn't recognize that voice, but I'm sure it must have been Pein, because he was the more leaderly figure. I'd have to be sure and thank him when I was back in the room.
"Fine, but we will continue this discussion fat-ass. Can you at least tell me what, oh my god, YOU named him?", he whined, rolling his eyes at my glare.
"Why do YOU want to know?", I growled, wanting to recieve a good excuse to kick his ass, but only got a chuckle.
"Because! I want to know if it's too late to legally change MY sons' name!", the bleach blonde glanced cooly at me with his grey eyes.
"Kaida! She named him a name. That's all, I repeat, ALL you need to know. Now, all of you get your ass inside.", Pein shouted again.
We all went in, some of us voluntarily, but some of us needed a few pushes and shoves, and the occasional knock-you-the-fuck-out punch in the face, so we could be counted for the day.
"Hey, Rini.", I woke up from my state of unconsciousness (guess who got punched) to see Nathan (Itachi) looking at me.
"Hm, yeah? What's up?", I stretched trying to fight another yawn monster.
"Well, I over heard that you took responsibility to give your friends child a name. What DID you name him? I promise I won't tell Kaida, I don't really like him that well either.", the blackette smiled sincerely, so I smiled back, but more weaker.
"Hm, well I didn't just name him, I took him in and am raising him as my own.", I pulled out my favorite picture of us, and showed Nathan. "I named him after Gaynell's, my friends, favorite name in the world. We would stay up all night every Saturday for nine whole months, thinking of names. And she always liked his the best."
"What is it?! You're killing me with excitement!", he chuckled, causing me to laugh a little.
"Moanna. Moanna Shiori Kita. His first name means Ocean, Shiori means poem. And I gave him my last name. Gaynell made me promise her that too.", I said, closing my eyes, because I knew I was about to cry.
"She made you promise to give him your last name and not hers?", Nathan questioned. I couldn't even form words, because only I knew why she made that promise. So I only nodded, and tried to regain my emotions to explain why.
"She....she...she was so out of it! She felt she was a disgrace to her family line, so she....she said she wanted Moanna to be born to a...a..better family that one with a disgraceful mother in it. So,", I started sobbing, "so..I said I would and I told her I'd name him her prized posession. Gaynell loved...oh my god, she loved the ocean. That's why..why we lived at our beach house for nine months. Oh my god Itachi, I miss her so much! I miss her so bad, I want to fucking kill Kaida.", I was crying so hard that I didn't see Itachi reach across my desk to hold me. But being held didn't comfort me, I just kept bawling.
"Rini, are you okay? Oh, I forgot to mention, school's pretty much over. Do you want to leave now?", Itachi patted me on the back as I wiped my nose with a tissue someone had handed me.
"Yeah. Hey would you like to come over and meet Moanna? The other guys, and girl, can come over too! Except Kaida, me and my spawn of Satan mom won't let him see my little bundle of joy.", I glared at the wall, nothing in particular, but smiled sweetly when I saw Itachi nod. Then he pulled out his phone and started to text everyone, saying something like 'Hey everyone, we're going to Rini's house, meets us in Room 83.' or something along those lines.
Suddenly, like only 2 minutes afterwards, I heard what sounded like a mini subway station in Nathans' pants go off. I'm guessing that was everyone replying something like 'Hell yeah, un!', 'Sure, y the fck not!', 'K.', 'Oky-doky!','Sounds fun c u there! :)', 'Roger roger', ' *rubs your pants* Srry Tachi! Sure thng!', and 'HELL YEAH! WITH THE PWR OF YOUTH!!' (can you guess who that is? Betcah can't!)
"Well, looks like we're all going. Let's go. We're meeting in room 83.", Nathan said, standing up and grabbing his and my stuff. Before following him, I did my victory dance and screamed "OH YEAH! TOTALLY PSYCHIC!", in front of my confused Anatomy class.
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