Chapter 2: Ain't that Funny

Lauren's POV

"I'm what?" I asked with my mouth opened in shock, I can't be pregnant. This can't be right, oh fuck I'm in danger now.

"Pregnant. Lauren, there's some more news." He says to me.

"What is it?" I asked with fear in my voice.

"You're pregnant with a succubus baby Lauren, which means you're going to have a hard pregnancy. Succubus babies are the hardest to have especially if a human has one. Your baby is going to be a strong one, even more powerful than the father. A lot of dark Fae's are going to be after you Lauren." He explains to me.

"So what do I have to do?" I asked touching my flat belly.

"First off you're going to have to have Chi Lauren in order to keep your baby healthy since it's going to be a human/Succubus baby. I suggest you mix up chi and baby formula together." He write notes down in his clipboard.

"Will my pregnancy be fast?" I asked him.

"It will, but you will also need to engage in sex too Lauren, but only with a succubus. Any other type of fae could harm you and your child. Sex with a human is fine, but not any other fae. Also, I got some prenatal vitamins for you, take them." He hands me the pills.

"Thank you." I say taking the pills.

"You're welcome and be safe Lauren. Come back into two weeks for a check-up." He gives me a piece of paper.

"I will." I nod taking the paper and leaving. Fuck, how am I going to tell Bo?

Bo's POV

I'm laughing along with Tamsin at Kenzi and Bruce, this shit is so fucking funny. Kenzi has an ass rash and so does Bruce. This is priceless.

"So itchy butt, how's the cream going for ya?" I snicker along with Tamsin.

"Very funny Bo-Bo. I'm so going to kick your ass when I get healed! Personally!" Kenzi yells in frustration.

"Man, I'm all itchy." Bruce starts to scratch himself.

"Stop it! Lauren said don't scratch Bruce." Kenzi smacks his hands away. We all hear a knock on the door, Tamsin goes to open it and it's Lauren.

"Kenzi, I told you to stay away from the woods." Lauren tries not to laugh at Kenz.

"Hello! We were on a mission to hunt down a fucking troll. He has fast ass legs too, we followed him into the woods and then…Boom Bam Btich…..we're scratching our asses like no tomorrow." Kenzi says about to scratch.

"No." Bruce smacks her hand away.

"Lauren fix this." Kenzi whines out.

"Okay, here." Lauren pulls out a bag of herbs handing them off to Kenzi.

"What in the fuck is this shit?!" Kenzi looks at it with a disgusted face.

"It's called Mu Chin." Lauren says.

"What the fuck is that? A Chinese saying about how long Ryan Dorsey's chin is?" Kenzi asked snickering. We all share a laugh at her.

"No silly, it's a Chinese herb that cures rashes." Lauren shakes her hand.

"Oh, Bruce come on! Let's take this shit!" Kenzi speeds to the kitchen with Bruce. Lauren zips up her bag and sighs.

"Lauren are you okay?" I asked her.

"We uh, need to talk Bo." She says standing up.

"Okay, hey Tam can u watch those two for me?" I asked my cop friend.

"Sure, I want to learn more about this Mu Chin." Tamsin laughs walking over to Bruce and Kenzi. Lauren and I walk up to my room, I turn to look at her. She sees nervous about something, but I don't know what it is.

"Bo…" Lauren trails off and we hear screaming downstairs. We run downstairs and we see four guys in hoodie fighting our friends, I take out my knife and I went to attack, but I knocked back landing hard on the floor. One of them throws out a smoke grenade, smoke is everywhere now. I can't see shit.

"Guys?!" I yell out.

"Fuck, what's happening?" Tamsin starts to cough. I pick up the grenade and throw it outside. I turn on the fan making the smoke blow out of the clubhouse. I look around and I don't see Lauren.

"Where's Lauren?" I asked in panic.

"She was just right there beside you." Bruce says getting angry, he gets up kicking a stool over. Bruce is very protective of us. He hates seeing us get hurt, I know he's hurting inside.

"Bruce, we're going to find her." Kenzi tries to calm him down, but Bruce runs out of the clubhouse in anger.

"Tam follow him, make sure he does nothing stupid." I say.

"Okay, call me if you find something." Tamsin runs out after Bruce.

"How did Lauren just leave like that?" Kenzi asked walking over to me.

"I don't know, but I don't think she left, those guys took Lauren." I said getting angry.

"Okay hot shot, calm down. I can't feel your anger all the way over here." Kenzi places a hand onto my shoulder.

"We have to go to Trick about this." I say grabbing my leather jacket.

"Good plan." Kenzi grabs her jacket and we head over to the Dahl. I ran in into the bar with Kenzi behind me.

"Bo? Why do you look upset?" Trick asked putting a glass down.

"Someone took Lauren." I growl as I feel my eyes turning blue.

"Fuck, call the boys over." Trick tells me. I call Dyson and Hale telling them to come down. Luckily they were already on their way. Dyson and Hale came in 5 minutes later along with Tamsin and Bruce.

"Bo, what's going on?" Dyson asked me.

"Lauren's gone." I spit out going over to the pool table flipping it over.

"BO!" Kenzi yells looking at me.

"She's gone Kenzi! I need to find her!" I growl about to leave, but Tamsin stops me.

"The fuck you are! We don't know anything about the backfreak boys okay? Look, we have to find out who these guys were first before we go around Canada looking for them." Tamsin said.

"What did they look like?" Hale asked sipping on some coffee.

"They wore green hoodies, and they had this symbol on their hoodies." I say as I remember.

"What was this symbol?" Trick asked me.

"It was a uh symbol with a green hornet." I say.

"Fuck, that's not good." Trick says.

"Why?" Tamsin asked crossing her arms.

"They're called the 4 stingans. They hunt in groups of four they're very dangerous Bo, and they work for the dark Fae. I don't how they found you, they usually hunt, outside of here, like in Calgary." Trick explains.

"Wait, so these four knock off version B2k, are working with the dark Fae. They sent Bo flying across the damn clubhouse." Kenzi says.

"Yes, they have telekinesis powers. They kill and kill until they power out." Trick says.

"Okay, so how do we find Lauren?" I asked all of a sudden I feel pain in my stomach, I fall down to the floor.

"Bo?" Kenzi tried to hold me up, but I fall back down. What is happening?

"Oh dear god." Trick runs down to his basement, he comes back up with a book.

"Trick what's going on?" Bruce asked.

"Bo, you're feeling Lauren's pain. It's something that happens when a succubus and a human…." Trick stops as he looks at me with wide eyes. All of a sudden the pain stops, I stand up rubbing my side.

"Trick, why'd you stop?" Hale asks with a worried tone.

"Oh fuck Bo." Trick says.

"What?" I asked looking at Trick like he's crazy.

"Bo, Lauren…" Trick says walking from behind the counter.

"Lauren what Trick?" I frown at him.

"Bo, Lauren's pregnant." Trick says to me.

"She's what?" I faint.

End of this chapter. I love Kenzi don't you guys? So who took Lauren? How will Bo react when she wakes up? I'm going to go ahead and let you guys know that my stories will be on delay starting either tomorrow or Monday because my computer is fucking up so I don't know how long it's going to take to have it fix. So, I'll try to upload my Calzona story after I get off of work. Till next time.