WB: Ok, in response to you, PFT3000.

I was laughing at "Chatroom Delima" seriously way too hard, so yay! Also, I suppose because that's three-fourths of what inspired this, they would be ever so slightly similar. Besides the fact that they're fanfiction about chatrooms.

I hope you all enjoy this chapter!

I: I still don't get "y'all."

Me: It's just you and all squashed together.

I: But I can't just put sock and hairband together, can I?! *starts freaking out*

Myself: Someone should calm her down before she explodes.

Me: Maybe. Ooh, lets record it!

WB: Oh my gosh yessss!

*Myself whips out her phone and presses record*

Myself: OHMIGOSHOHMIGOSH! SHE'S NOT THERE! VAMPIRE!

FW: Well, I suppose we do like vampires...


Halt: GlareMaster

Will: InsertGoodUsername

Gilan: GlitteronHalt

Crowley: InvisibleThing

Horace: SilverPancake

Pauline: Laurelbranch101

(new) George: InkStainedHands


GlitteronHalt: Guys, Crowley is still hyperventilating. I think he needs IT.

[InkStainedHands has joined]

InkStainedHands: Ooh, yess, IT.

GlitteronHalt: Erm, you do realize that you're not supposed to be here, right?

InkStainedHands: Fine. -_-

[InkStainedHands has left]

SilverPancake: Yes, IT is an excellent idea!

InsertGoodUsername: Will anyone tell me what it is?

GlitteronHalt: It's not it, it's IT.

InsertGoodUsername: Fine, IT.

InsertGoodUsername: I am surrounded by idiots...

GlitteronHalt: IT is coffee with honey in it.

InsertGoodUsername: Hey, I'm hyperventilating too!

SilverPancake: Very funny Will.

[InsertGoodUsername has sent a video]

GlitteronHalt: Oh my gosh, Will, that is so cute! You're doing the chicken dance!

InsertGoodUsername: No, I'm HYPERVENTILATING

InsertGoodUsername: I just realized how absent Halt has been. Is he even here?

SilverPancake: I think he went to go get IT. Whether it be for himself or not, we have yet to find out.

GlareMaster: Why would you think it's for Crowley?

GlitteronHalt: Ok, I made IT.

[GlitteronHalt has sent a video]

~The camera is very shaky, and you can see a cup of steaming coffee held in Gilan's hand. Crowley is on the floor looking a bit like that one Pokemon that's useless and a fish. The name escapes the author at the moment.

The camera angle changes and is set on the table, propped up by something unseen.

Crowley is given the coffee.

Crowley chugs it down.

Crowley stops hyperventilating after a few seconds.

Author feels as if she's writing one of those science reports and Crowley is named Subject.

Crowley glares at Gilan before realizing he's being filmed. Gilan curses and grabs the camera, running away.~

InsertGoodUsername: CROWLEY WAS SO FUNNY AHAHAHA

GlitteronHalt: Guys, Crowley's chasing me, HELP!

GlareMaster: Serves you right.

[Laurelbranch101 has joined]

Laurelbranch101: I seem to recall you being the cause of his little episode Mr. Malfunction.

GlareMaster: And I seem to recall you being the one to rewire me.

InsertGoodUsername: Uhmmmmmmmmm...

InvisibleThing: OH MY GOSH HALT ADMITS IT HE'S A ROBOT AHHHH HE'S GONNA DESTROY US ALL

GlitteronHalt: Dammit, Crowley's hyperventilating again.

GlareMaster: And now I watch with a very amused look on my face

InvisibleThing: ON YOUR METAL FACE, YOU...

InvisibleThing: You...

InvisibleThing: METAL FACE!