Matt POV

Happy birthday to me~

Happy birthday to meeee~

Happy. Fucking. Birthday. To. Me.

Today marks my 20th birthday. I'm fucking old now. No longer a teenager. And…to make it worse, Mello forgot my birthday. He fucking forgot my birthday. You would think after all the shit I do for him he would at least buy me a new game. Or at least wish me a good birthday. But no, he hasn't said a word to me. I mean, if this is payback for making his valentine's day miserable, I can understand but at least I made it up to him that night. I fucking made him scream my name. But because Mello's being his usual pissy self, I will not be getting laid tonight.

Damn it.

I mean, I'm a guy. Guys want to get laid on their birthday. Seriously, bitches, it's a fact of life so stop whining about how you don't want to and just TAKE IT—

2 Hours Later

Ahem…sorry about that…I was being stupid and didn't bother to check if Mello was reading over my shoulder…so…yeah, I got in trouble to say the least.

Sorry for calling you a bitch, Mello. Now please blow me.

And thank you for actually doing that…

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

A/N: Hehe yeah I wrote this in my writing class and the teacher wanted to read it and….yeah noooooooo way was that gonna happen ^^;

BUT ANYWAY PLEASE REVIEW SO MATT WILL CONTINUE TO GET LAID!