Kaitou Joker

An Extra Sister


"Queen!" Joker shouted, still embarrassed. "You seriously have to storm in my room, don't you?"

"Who knew you were a girl!" Ai said, still resisting the urge not to laugh but was failing miserably. "Hahahaha!"

"Wow, I had no idea you were a girl, Mr… Mrs Joker." Hachi said, while carrying Hachi.

Everyone was laughing except for Spade, he was blushing bright red at the moment, for ten minutes. Then they heard a familiar voice. "Okay! I'm here!"

"Grandpa! What are you doing here?" Queen asked, hugging Silver Heart.

"Joker called me that he ran out of image gum, but I just found out that I ran out." Silver Heart said, not knowing that they already the fact that Joker's 'secret' was exposed.

"I think you mean she." Queen said. "See?"

"Guess they know, huh?" Silver Heart laughed. "How?"

"King caught me undressed." Joker said, as she was blushing, a lot.

"Wait, he what?!" Ai and Queen yelled, "He saw your private parts…?"

"Nope, I got him off my room first."

"Explains the days I've calculated, your days off." Spade suddenly said. "You would take a week off, in every month."

"King, we all girls go through that!" Queen said.

"Yeah, can't believe you!" Ai seconded Queen, which makes King sweat a little.

"Anyway, why does Joker hide that he's a girl?" Roko asked. "We've trained together for years and we've never noticed."

"When we were younger, our bodies haven't developed yet, and Joker really acted like a boy so…" Queen said. "We never really cared about genders in phantom thieves."

"So how did you know, Master?" Spade asked. "Why were you the only one who knew?"

"Uh…" SIlver Heart was hesitant, he glanced at Joker which she shrugged her shoulders. "One time when Joker was hurt in a mission, there was a cut from his stomach to the legs, it wasn't deep, and I thought since we were the same gender so I… Yeah, that's how I knew."

"So, even Shadow and Rose don't know?" Hachi asked.

"Nope, I never really showed any 'girly' signs at them anyway." Joker replied.

"Mrs Joker, by the way, Shadow sent you a message on a contest tonight." Hachi said as he dug into his shirt and pulled out Shadow's advance notice. "He's going to compete you on stealing Kaneari's diamond key…"

"Seriously? Tonight?!" Joker yelled, "I can't go like this!"

"Why do you hate being a girl, anyway, Joker?" Queen asked, "Girls are just as strong as boys, maybe stronger!"

"Hey!" Roko. Hachi, Spade and Silver Heart yelled in unison.

"If I go like this, Shadow will laugh and thinks he's better already!" Joker held her head with her hands, "And I can't cancel because I cannot lose to him!"

"You can just go, and prove that you and girls are stronger than men! But Rose is… Yeah, you know." Ai said, "You can't hide forever, you know."

"You don't get the point, the reason that I don't show myself as a girl, is because, I think I won't be able to manage as a phantom thief as a girl!" Joker said.

"Well, you managed just fine, even as a girl." Spade suddenly said, his face still red. "You can count that time you attacked us in your room…"

"Master Spade, please calm down or you'll get a fever…" Ai said.

"I'm calm, I'm calm." Spade said.

"Well, at least we're one women, one men pairing, right?" Hachi said.

"Yeah, Queen's with me, Ai with King, and now Joker and Hachi!" Roko said, "Ha!'

"But I still can't go like this!" Joker said, "I've ran out of image gum!"

"Me too, I've got one piece left, but I guess I could lend you it." Queen said.

"But it only lasts five minutes!" Joker said, "I'll have to be fast, Hachi?"

"Yes, Mr… Mrs Joker?" Hachi replied, he's still not used to the fact that Joker's a girl.

"Tell, Shadow, I'm coming at midnight." Joker said, while thinking.

"Yes, Mrs Joker!" Hachi said and left.

Meanwhile in Spade's head…

"Why am I so nervous? I've fought her, competed with her, but I have never felt like this before."

"That explains how can she look so 'women-like' in the Bride Grand Prix with Queen."

"Why on earth am I so excited and nervous?!"

"That's why I feel weird when she touches me before."

"Oh my god! How?! Do I like her?!"

"Master Spade?" Ai's voice made him snap back to reality. "You okay?"

"Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, just thinking." King replied, pretending to be fine, but looking at Joker makes his face go red all again.

"Tell, me King, do you like Joker?" Queen said in a mischievous voice and face. "All men do that!"

"No way!" Joker said.

"Want to play match maker?" Ai asked, while trying to get King to calm down.

"Sure! But how are we going to do it?" Queen asked. "Wait, get some paper and a pen, Roko?"

"Sure Queen." Roko said. Soon he found the paper and Ai and Queen were writing the names on it.

"Hachi, King, Roko…" Ai was in charge of writing the boy's name. "Roko counts, right?"

"Yeah, me, Ai, and… Joker, what's your real name?" Queen asked.

"Jem." She answered.

"Jem, got it." Then they folded the paper and put it into two piles.

"First couple, Hachi and Ai!" Spade came in and took two papers and read it out.

"What?" Ai seems surprised, "Me and Hachi?"

"Never mind, next is, me and Roko!" Queen read the next one. "Which leaves…"

"Hey!" Joker yelled, "How can I be stuck with him?!"

"Y-yeah!" King yelled out, but also relieved that he was.

"None-the-less! We have an extra sister!" Queen and Ai said, and went to hug Jem, (AN : Joker) and she accepts it.

"Yeah, sisters! Ha ha!" They cried out.