Aaaand round two! Enjoy! (I own nothing.)
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Description: Temari comes home late just to be botherd by her brother's remarks. This calls for revenge.
Shot Two: a nice time
"Harry was left to ponder in silence the depths to which girls would sink to get revenge." ― J.K. Rowling
Kankuro hated staying in Konoha when his sister was here too. Normally, when he was assigned a mission here, he would meet up with some of the ninjas (like Kiba) at night and enjoy the booze and pretty girls. With Temari here with him? Haring the same apartment? No such thing. It was half past ten and the only thing he did do since he came back home was watching TV.
Thinking of the devil… The apartment door opened and in came a very happy Temari, wearing a not-so-subtle smile. Kankuro, who was sitting on the couch, watching TV, glanced at her as she enters. A frown began to crease up his brows, as he noticed her light mood.
„So? How went your date? ", Kankuro asked, scratching his ear. Trying and failing at sounding bored and uninterested.
The smile slipped off her face, immediately replaced by a frown. "Not a date, Kankuro."
"Yeah, yeah. Keep telling yourself that."
"Shut it or I'll make you."
"I'm just stating the obvious."
Temari was leaning against the doorway arms crossed in front of her chest. She laughed at this. "Please! You couldn't state the obvious if someone pointed it out for you!"
"Why so livid? Did I hit a nerve? Let me guess… that lazy kid left you high and dry. Am I right?"
She made a very unfeminine sound between a growl and a barely suppressed cry. A lot of unpleasant thoughts crossed her mind. Not unpleasant for her, but for her dear brother, who would end up a bloody plump on the street if he continued with this shit. Saying she went out with that crybaby? Please! Don't make her gag! Her brother would have to learn that as much as he liked to tease her, as much she liked to kick his butt! Instead of knocking him and his smug little grin out cold, an idea formed in her head.
The corners of her mouth turned upward. Heh, this would be good.
"You know…", she said, "actually we had a really nice time."
He snorted, changing the channel from the daily news to a spots show. "I bet you did. What did he let you do? Stand real close to him? Breathe down his neck? Maybe even hold his hand?"
She waited a bit, not immediately responding, so that he could think he'd won the argument. But he so didn't. The next thing was not something she normally did. But that just shows how good of an actress she could be.
She sighed. It was not a bored of annoyed sigh, oh no, it was the ultimate girl-in-love sigh.
The head of her brother, who had started to look at the TV again, whipped around, starring at her. She could swear she heard his neck crack. Temari was holding onto herself know, knees buckled, swaying a little, unsteady on her feet. The eyes of her brother were popping out.
It took all her strength not to laugh at his stupid face and concentrate on being serious.
Then, in a breathy voice, she answered his question: "He ravished me."
There was a moment of silence.
"H-HE WHAT?"
Next day
"Oy, Choji, morning!"
"Good morning, Naruto."
"So, what's up? You're also here to eat ramen? Or why're you sitting here with the biggest grin on your face?"
The one spoken to sat on a bench in front of the ramen-shop, munching on a bag of chips, starring aimlessly at the street grinning from ear to ear like the Cheshire cat. Before any kind of respond came out of Choji, a blond Woman stepped out of the noodle restaurant.
"Eh, Temari-san, you're in Konoha?"
"Hello Naruto, nice to see you again.", she greeted him, then turned to Choji. "Did they pass again?"
Choji noded.
"Eh? Eh? What passed?"
Instead of answering, the blonde woman sat down on the Bench. Naruto kept starring at the two of them. Then, there it was. Far away, at the End of the street, there was a small dust cloud forming. It turned into a bigger dust cloud, as it came moving towards them.
"YOU…. LITTLE SHIT! YOU'RE DEAD! I KILL YOU!"
WOSH! They run pass them. Down the street. Gone.
Naruto starred at the scene, then at the two ninjas on the bench with open mouth. "Wasn't that you Brother, Temari-san?"
"Un."
"Chasing after Shikamaru?"
Choji snickers.
"Un."
