The Story of Randomness 2

The leprichaun ran but the shoe was still on his foot. He arrived at his house and tried to take the shoe off. so he screamed because the shoe was biting him. His friend Sandy the Unicorn arrived, the leprichaun said, "Hey Sandy whats up? We are going to go on an adventure!!!!" The leprichaun finally got the shoe off and a gingerbread man popped out and said, "Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm the gingerbread man!"

Everyone tried to catch the gingerbread man and failed. then the shoe ate the gingerbread man. The shoe said, "Yum!" So it asked the waited for more dishes. Then the dishes turned into fishes. "Oh my! There are fishes on my table!" the leprichaun yelled. Then the leprichaun formed an angry mob. They chased after the shoe in hot persuit.

The shoe hopped onto a hobo's foot. The hobo's name was Mr. Rohm. Mr. Rohm said, "Hey a shoe! It must be my lucky day!" Then the angry mob found him and the shoe. Suddenly Mr. Rohm got scared and confused and ran into his home. (or garbage can for short) The shoe followed him into his garbage can. The shoe yelled, "Phew! This place is a dump!" The shoe looked around and all it could see was trash, trash, and more trash. Mr. Rohm crept up behind the shoe and yelled, "GET OUT OF MY PALACE!!!!!!" The shoe jumped and suddenly a portal opened. The shoe frantically and without thought jumped into the portal.

It was transported to some kind of parallel universe...there was a giant sign that said, "Welcome to Candy Land!" with pictures of unicorns eating candy. "What is a Candy Land?", the shoe said in confusion. Suddenly a giant purple unicorn popped out of a bush and said, "HEYYYY THEREEEE!!!" The shoe stood there in awe at the talking purple unicorn. The purple unicorn said, "Heyyyyy! Lets go to Candy Mountain!!!!" Then the unicorn and the shoe went to get Charlie, the angry unicorn. "Hey Charlie!!! Wake up!!! Let's go to Candy Mountain!!!!" the two said. "Shut and let me sleep you bastards!"

Charlie finally gave in and went to Candy Mountain with our two idiots. They arrived at Candy Mountain to see gumdrops singing and dancing. The purple unicorn made Charlie and the shoe go into the Candy Mountain Candy Cave. When Charlie went in he got trapped and knocked out. When Charlie woke up he was back in his room but his kidney get replaced by the shoe! "NOOOOO! They replaced my kidney with that stupid rotten shoe!!!!"

The End

P.S. Ever wonder what happened to Mr. Rohm? Well the angry mob finally broke into his garbage house...two days later he was found dead in his backyard...being eaten by his own family(or the rats for short...) :o