The Talk.
Well, all the reviews I got asked to expand this a little, so I gave in. Here is Goku and Chichi's turn.
Disclaimer: These guys do not belong to me, for I would never have shared them with the world.
On the green lawn of a small capsule house somewhere in the 66th district, a tall goofy haired man floated in the air. Goku was doing his evening Kata's and waiting for dinner. Tossing his fists through the air, he glanced over at his visitor. Goten stood below him, hand shielding his eyes as he looked up at his father.
"Dad! Can I talk to you?" he yelled up.
"Sure! What is it?" Goku floated down, arms on his sides smiling.
"Well," Goten blushed furiously, putting one hand behind his head like his father. " Its about a girl.."
Goku burst out laughing, patting his son heavily on the back. " You have a girlfriend! That's great!" he laughed heartily. Suddenly he stopped. Leaning down to his son, he whispered in his ear. "do not tell your mother. She will demand you marry her." straightening up, he clapped his on on the back once more. "So what is your question?"
"Well, its about sex dad....with girls. Me and Tomoya want to go all the way, and I wanted to know if it will hurt her."
Goku's face lit up, a bright red blush appearing on his face. He placed one hand behind his head in typical son fashion, and laughed a little nervously. "Well, it never hurt your mother. But just be careful. Humans are fragile things you know." he bit his lip looking over at the house. "I do not know much about the whole sex thing, but what I do know is its great! Just protect yourself. I think Vegeta has a couple of those....rubber thingies for your stuff. Ask him for one."
Goten laughed nervously, mimicking his father with one hand behind the head. "Actually Trunks got a pack form him already. Also something about not biting the neck."
Goku's face became puzzled, and he mulled it over for a bit. "Biting the neck?" Then it hit him. "Oh! Yeah, its like marrying them or something. Don't do it."
Both of them started laughing, their hands behind their heads.
Later, Goku stood in the kitchen, thinking something over. Finally he stopped and looked over at his wife. "Hey, Chi, I have something to ask you."
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Vegeta found himself flying over the 66th district, and sensed Goku's Ki. He landed, looking for the larger saiyain. He was no where to be seen. A whisper from above made him look up, and nearly fall over at the sight.
"Kakkarot?" he gaped, seeing the younger man crouched in a tree.
"Wassup 'Geta?" he waved back all smiles.
"What in Kami's name are you doing up there!"
"hiding. I asked Chi a sex question, and she chased me with a frying pan. So, please don't tell her I'm here." he clasped his hands together in a begging manner. This caused him to nearly fall out of the tree.
Vegeta crossed him arms growling. "Kakkarot, you shame the saiyain race, running from your mate. Now get down from that..." Vegeta grew quiet, then his eyes grew wide. He rocketed himself inside the tree next to Goku. A second later, a hover car roared over the area, its speakers yelling.
"Vegeta! Get your ass out here now!" Bulma screeched over the speakers.
Goku gave Vegeta a knowing look, and smiled slyly.
"You asked one two, huh?" he nudged Vegeta on the branch next to him.
"Shut up Kakkarot." he muttered, face bright red. Goku smiled, and settled with humming to himself.
Ten seconds later, a thump was heard followed by and "Ouch!" as Goku was kicked from the tree.
Well, THATS IT! Finally done.
R&R!!
