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Green Pills
Part 2
By Lady Valmar
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User: Ancientny
Title of Entry: Re: Recommending Someone get on this stat
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1) Eating a bunch of power bars and coffee does not constitute a healthy meal, despite what Dr. Rodney McKay thinks.
I'm going to have to agree with the Colonel on this one. Rodney I expect you to eat better and I don't want to have to send Carson to enforce it.
2) Just because he's cute doesn't mean he doesn't have issues. (Lt. Colonel Sheppard)
I think that's a little rude to say something of that nature. We all have issues. I think that's a given.
3) Even a smooth talker like Sheppard has his days where he slips up and doesn't get the date. Don't feel bad, everybody has this problem sometime. (Please seek STA if problem persists. STA – Smooth Talker's Anonymous)
STA? I'm assuming that was a joke.
4) Dating your co-worker or ehem…co-workers…(Zelenka you sly guy!): Okay think twice. You work with these people. As great as they are, should problems arise between the two of you will your personal relationship or ehem…relationships (Radek I swear!) become a problem? Just think twice before you do it.
I agree. I make it my own personal rule not to date people I work with.
5) Eating dirt, though said people on news that it is healthy, is in no way tasty in my belief. So I leave that one up to your imaginations… (Mutters flabbergasted…why people think eating dirt is such a wonderful thing…)
Dirt?
6) If the cat got out once, it will get out again.
"Pour oil into water and oil will float." - Mom7) If there be dragons there be smoke. (This is includes you pookey…yeah I saw that fire in your office the other day. What were you doing anyways?)
Yes I heard about that. Dr. Bradhurst. The matter is being looked into. As for right now I advise everyone to be aware of safety procedures and no he is not being shipped off to Earth at this time Rodney.
8) Okay…just because Ronon twirls his gun around doesn't mean you should! Who knows what kind of accidents you could get into. (Saw a lieutenant doing that today. Really people think before you act!)
I am working in conjunction with Colonel Sheppard to crack down on this.
9) While it is fun to taunt a Wraith behind a cage, I wouldn't recommend taunting one that isn't behind a cage. (That means you Rodney, I heard about taunting Oberoth …no wonder he wanted to choke you! It's okay we all love you Rodney!)
Yes, I'm
going to have a conversation with Dr. McKay about that incident.
10) Okay as cute as it is to poke Sheppard, remember he pokes back! (This means you Rodney!)
I think I'll leave that one alone.
11) Slapping someone's butt is either going to land you in the brig or with a punch to the groin. I would prefer both.
Might I remind everyone that sexual harassment or harassment of any kind is taken seriously on Atlantis.
12) Squealing like a little girl doesn't make you any less of a man. Unless you include Kavanagh in the equation.
Squealing like a little boy doesn't make you any less of a woman.
14) Road Kill is just another word for you screwed up. Or being smashed by a paperwork stack. (Thanks a lot Dr. Bruett! You almost got me yesterday!)
Road Kill is just another word for you need to pay attention to protocol. (That means you John.)
15) I do not make goo goo eyes at my co-workers! Nor does anyone else Rodney!
That's the first time I've heard someone say that.
16) Dr. Weir doesn't need to know about your restroom problems…period. Or anyone else for that matter…
Thank you. Though manners are a voluntary consideration, I would like it if any conversations of this nature in the future were discussed somewhere else besides in my office.
16) Stay away from all little green pills. I have a sneaking suspicion something is going on with them. I just wish I knew what.
Green pills? I think you might be referring to the Athosian candy. I have yet to try the pickled tart I heard Halling mention.
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User: blueyedgenius
Title of Entry: Re: In reference to the Green Pills
Music: The sound of Sheppard getting strangled
Location: Room
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First off, Elizabeth is right. They are the Athosian candy equivalent of jellybeans and secondly I do not have any connection to their distribution.
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-Response to blueeydgenius-
User: Gamergirl
Title of Entry: RE: Re: In reference to the Green Pills
Music: The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang
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Emotion: Drunk? I think
You're such a hoot. Liar…
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-Response to blueeydgenius-
User: Gamergirl
Title of Entry: RE: Re: In reference to the Green Pills part 2
Music: The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang
Location: Bed
Emotion: Drunk?
Did you know that squirrels dfdslike nuts? You so remind me of a squirrel. dvdsv
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From: admin at admin at Subject: Excuse me?
I thought I would do the decent thing and not email you on that forum. I have nothing to do with the said green pills and I do not appreciate your attitude. If you continue to harass me I will notify the web administrator and have your account removed from the posting board. If you continue after that, I will remove your allowed access code to the Atlantis' internet system. As for your 'drunk' postings…I'm just going to pretend I didn't receive them and the admin will be removing them soon.
-Doctor Rodney McKay
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User: flyboy
Title of Entry: Re: Re: In reference to the Green Pills
Music: I Still Miss Someone by Johnny Cash
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Military Nark? Met where? But yes I know who you are.
Actually it was by accident. Rodney shoved me down into the dirt on one mission and I took a mouth full of dirt. So not your boyfriend…interesting.
Lt. Markson has been warned about encouraging gun twirling. Dr. Weir and me are still seeking out any more reports of this gun twirling. If anybody happens to see this from anyone on base please report it immediately. Ronon does not count.
I would prefer not to be poked but it depends…would you be doing the poking? And where might this poking occur?
Yes, I find clowns extremely frightening. When I was little I couldn't have clowns at my birthday party because they scared me too much.
Athosian candy Rodney? I saw the comparison. Don't think I don't know what you're up to. We are all keeping our eyes on your distribution network.
Poor Gamergirl. Rodney stop being an ass.
And Elizabeth Ancientny? You used my word. Cute.
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From: admin at darksheppard dot com
To: admin at gamergirlz dot com
Subject: Heard a rumor
I saw those two drunk postings before the admin took them off. By the way you looked pale when I saw you today. When did this happen? I know it's you Ruth. Don't worry your secret is safe with me.
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1) Eating a bunch of power bars and coffee does not constitute a healthy meal, despite what Dr. Rodney McKay thinks.
I quite agree with you. I highly recommend the next time you see him doing this and you suspect he hasn't eaten real food, radio me right away.
2) Just because he's cute doesn't mean he doesn't have issues. (Lt. Colonel Sheppard)
I won't agree but I can't disagree either.
3) Even a smooth talker like Sheppard has his days where he slips up and doesn't get the date. Don't feel bad, everybody has this problem sometime. (Please seek STA if problem persists. STA – Smooth Talker's Anonymous)
I think everybody has a moment or two they wish they could forget. Maybe more in my case…
4) Dating your co-worker or ehem…co-workers…(Zelenka you sly guy!): Okay think twice. You work with these people. As great as they are, should problems arise between the two of you will your personal relationship or ehem…relationships (Radek I swear!) become a problem? Just think twice before you do it.
I would agree but seeing as she is not exactly my co-worker…
5) Eating dirt, though said people on news that it is healthy, is in no way tasty in my belief. So I leave that one up to your imaginations… (Mutters flabbergasted…why people think eating dirt is such a wonderful thing…)
I haven't heard that one before. I suppose I could do a little research into that but I would recommend not eating the dirt here. It might not be too safe considering we are in another galaxy.
6) If the cat got out once, it will get out again.
Those that board with cats may count on scratches.
7) If there be dragons there be smoke. (This is includes you pookey…yeah I saw that fire in your office the other day. What were you doing anyways?)
It is said that all Scots have a sense of humor - because it is a free gift! And I heard about that. Thankfully no one was injured from it. Though I did see a quite disgruntled scientist exit from that office.
8) Okay…just because Ronon twirls his gun around doesn't mean you should! Who knows what kind of accidents you could get into. (Saw a lieutenant doing that today. Really people think before you act!)
I certainly hope that Colonel Sheppard and Dr. Weir are looking into this. I would hate to have to treat a bullet wound from someone who was being recklessly. Not to mention I would hate even more to be the barer of bad news, should someone die from this.
11) Slapping someone's butt is either going to land you in the brig or with a punch to the groin. I would prefer both.
I wouldn't do this to Teyla if I were any of the men on Atlantis. Her punch would put you in my infirmary and that's the last thing I need.
12) Squealing like a little girl doesn't make you any less of a man.
Squealing like a little wraith doesn't make you any less of a human.
13) Teyla smacking someone with sticks isn't the best way to prove a point. Man I heard you knocking around Sheppard the s'morning.
Yes, she is deadly with those sticks. I still say it's one of her super powers.
14) Road Kill is just another word for you screwed up. Or being smashed by a paperwork stack. (Thanks a lot Dr. Bruett! You almost got me yesterday!)
Road Kill is just another word for haven't you been eating your veggies?
15) I do not make goo goo eyes at my co-workers! Nor does anyone else Rodney!
I thought the term was eye flirting.
16) Dr. Weir doesn't need to know about your restroom problems…period. Or anyone else for that matter…
If someone is having difficult with this area, you know where my office is. I am more than willing to help out in any medically related problems.
16) Stay away from all little green pills. I have a sneaking suspicion something is going on with them. I just wish I knew what.
I am still investigating these said green pills. I actually thought they were the same Athosian candies handed out after the tava bean harvest. Apparently, they are not the same thing. I am still tracking down the suspects responsible for distributing them.
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A/N: I tried to make things a little easier to follow. I hope its clear-er now.
