Naruto in: The Wizard of Oz!

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Chapter 2 The Auditions:

"Okay kids I'm Kakashi, this is Gai, Asuma, Kurenai, and the Hokage, we will be judging!" said Kakashi.

"KAKASHI-SENSEI!" screamed Naruto.

"Yes, Naruto!" said Kakashi.
"First we have---" began Kakashi but then the sand genin burst in.
"We're here for the auditions..." said Kankuro.
"Um okay...sign up here!" said Gai.
"First up is all the girls trying for Dorothy...follow me!" said Kakashi.
Ino, Sakura, Tenten, and Temari walked in.

"Good luck, Ino-pig, you'll need it!" said Sakura, while smirking.
"Same to you, forehead girl!" said Ino. Insert fiery eyes and death glare here.
"Um good luck!" mumbled Hinata, "May the best win..."
"That would be me!" said Temari, while walking past every one.

In Audition Room:

"Okay before we start we need to know what your back-ups are," said Hokage.
"My back-up is Glinda!" said Sakura.
"Mine is Glinda as well!" said Ino.
"Um...mine is Dorothy1" said Tenten.
"Mine will be Wicked Witch!" said Temari.

"Okay first is...Sakura Haruno!" said the Hokage.
"We want you to act out the first part... Kurenai will be Aunt Em and Asuma will be Henry!" said Kakashi.
"She isn't coming yet, Toto. Did she hurt you? She tried to, didn't she? Come on -- we'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em. Come on, Toto," said Sakura.
"Aunt Em! Aunt Em!" said Sakura.
"Fifty-seven, fifty-eight --" began Kurenai
"Just listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto! She ---" began Sakura.
"Dorothy, please! We're trying to count! Fifty-eight--" said Kurenai
"Oh, but Aunt Em, she hit him over the --" said Sakura
"Don't bother us now, honey -- this old incubator's gone bad, and we're likely to lose a lot of our chicks," said Asuma.
"But Aunt Em, Uncle Henry!" said Sakura.
"Dorothy go find yourself somewhere safe, someplace where you won't get into trouble before a storm hits," said Kurenai.
"Do you think there really is such a place Toto? There must be...It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train...its far far away, behind the moon, beyond the rain." said Sakura.

"Very nice Sakura!" said Kakashi, Gai, and Hokage.
"We need you to sing the chorus for us!" said Gai.
"Um okay..." said a shy Sakura.
"Ah hum... Somewhere, over the rainbow, way up high, There's a land that I heard of once in a lullaby. Somewhere, over the rainbow, skies are blue, And the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true!" sang Sakura.
The whole room was shocked at how good Sakura sang.
"That was beautiful Sakura!" said Kakashi.
Sakura was blushing. "Thanks!" she said.
"Okay next is Ino Yamanaka" said Kakashi.
Ino ended up acting the same thing.
Everyone clapped when she sang, but it wasn't as good as Sakura.

"Okay now for Dorothy2, first is Tenten!" said Gai.
"Act out act2 scene 7...Temari since the Wicked Witch is your back-up you be her..." said Kakashi.
"Sure..." said Temari, while yawning.
"What a nice little dog! And you, my dear. What an unexpected pleasure! It's so kind of you to visit me in my loneliness." said Temari.
"What are you going to do with my dog? Give him back to me!" said Tenten.
"All in good time, my little pretty, all in good time." said Temari.
"Oh, please give me back my dog!" said Tenten.
"Certainly, certainly, when you give me those slippers!" said Temari.
"But the Good Witch of the North told me not to!" said Tenten.
"Very well! Throw that basket in the river and drown him!" said Temari.
"No! No! No! Here you can have your old slippers, but give me back Toto." said Tenten.
"That's a good little girl. I knew you'd see reason." said Temari, "Drat you and your dog! You've been more trouble to me than you're worth, one way or another! But it'll soon be over now!"

Short pause…
"Do you see that? That's how much longer you've got to be alive! And it isn't very long my pretty it isn't very long!" said Temari.
"Someday I'll wake and rub my eyes and in the land beyond the skies you'll find me!" sang Tenten.
"Nicely done Tenten and Temari!" said Hokage.
"Thanks!" they said.
"Okay you can all wait outside!" said Kakashi, while walking out with them.

In waiting Room:

"Okay now I need all boys for scarecrow!" said Kakashi.
Naruto, Neji, Sasuke, Kankuro, and Lee walked in.

Audition Room:

"LEE!" shouted Gai.

"GAI-SENSEI!" shouted Lee.
"We need to know back-ups!" said Asuma.
"Mine is The Wizard!" said Naruto
"Tinman1 I guess...," said Sasuke.
"Flying Monkey!" said Lee.
"Oz," said Neji
"Scarecrow1" said Kankuro.
"Okay first we have Uchiha Sasuke!" said Kakashi.
"Kurenai will be Dorothy..." said Kakashi.
"Now which way do we go?" said Kurenai.
"That way is a very nice way," said Sasuke dully.
"Who said that? Don't be silly Toto scarecrows can't talk!" said Kurenai.
"It's pleasant down that way, too," said Sasuke.
"That's funny. Wasn't he pointing the other way?" said Kurenai.
"Of course people do go both ways...," said Sasuke in a bored tone.
"Are you doing that on purpose, or can't you make up your mind?" asked Kurenai.
"That's the trouble. I can't make up my mind. I haven't got a brain, only straw!" said Sasuke.
In the background you could hear Naruto laughing.
"NARUTO YOU BAKA!" screamed Sasuke.
"Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?" asked Kurenai.
"Do? Why, if I had a brain, I could...I could while away the hours, Conferrin' with the flowers, Consultin' with the rain. And my head I'd be scratchin' While my thoughts were busy hatchin' If I only had a brain," sang Sasuke.
"Nicely done Sasuke...next is Naruto Uzumaki!" said the Hokage.

Naruto ended up acting the same thing but was actually a better singer than Sasuke.
"GO NARUTO!" screamed Lee.
"Hehe I will get the part...BELIEVE IT!" screamed Naruto while throwing his fist in the air.

"Now for RockLee! Make me proud, son! Well, you're not really my son, but whatever!" said Gai.
"Hai, Gai-sensei!" said Lee.
Lee ended up singing REALLY bad and screechy.
"Nicely done Lee...next is Kankuro!" said Kakashi while holding his ears.

Kankuro went for scarecrow2 and he was actually a REALLY good actor.
"Great Kankuro!" said Kakashi and Gai.
"Heh I knew it!" said Kankuro with a smirk.

"Okay guys...Sasuke you stay, everyone else leave!" said Hokage.
"Bye Gai!" said Lee.
"Bye Bye Lee!" said Gai.
Once everyone left Sasuke asked, "What's the deal?"
"We want you to try Tinman1!" said Gai.
Then Kakashi walked in with Kiba and Shino.

"Okay back-ups..." said Asuma.
"Lion," said Shino
"Lion," said Kiba
"Alright first is...Shino!" said Kakashi.

"It's empty. The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart," said Shino
"No heart?" said Kiba and Sasuke.
"No heart...When a man's an empty kettle, He should be on his mettle. And yet I'm torn apart. Just because I'm presumin' That I could be kind-a human, If I only had a heart," sang Shino.
Everyone's jaw dropped as Shino sang.
"BEAUTIFUL!" shouted Gai.
"Wonderful!" said Asuma.
"Great job, Shino!" said Kurenai
"Excellent!" said Kakashi.
"Nicely done, Shino!" said Hokage.

Then Kiba and Sasuke auditioned, but they both knew Shino had already gotten the part!
"Okay now it's time to decide. You may all leave!" said Hokage.

When all the kids left the group they began deciding.
"Okay so Chouji said he wanted Mayor!" said Asuma.
"Hinata wanted to be Aunt Em I think she should get that!" said Kurenai.
"Yes!" said Hokage.
"And Shikamaru wanted Uncle Henry...after all he is lazy and that doesn't have a lot of lines...," said Asuma.
"Yes, that is a very good part for him!" said Hokage.
"And Konohamaru wanted the Coroner!" said Gai.
"I vote Sakura for Dorothy 1" said Kakashi.
"And Tenten deserves number 2!" said Gai.
"Agreed!" said Hokage.
"Naruto was a good Scarecrow...," said Asuma, while lighting a smoke.
"So was Kankuro...," said Kakashi.
"Naruto1, Kankuro2?" asked Kurenai.
"Fine," said Hokage.
"Shino was an excellent singer!" said Kurenai.
"So was Sasuke..." said Kakashi.
"Shino1, Sasuke2?" asked Gai.
"Agreed!" said the Hokage.
"And Kiba would make a great lion..." said Kurenai.
"Agreed" said Hokage, for the third time.
"Ino looks like Glinda and she would look lovely in the dress... I vote her for Glinda!" said Kakashi.
"He has a point...," said Gai.
"She did have a lovely voice just not as good as Sakura...," said Kurenai.
"Agreed!" said Hokage, for the fourth time. Dude go see the wizard and get yourself a brain. You can't even make your own decisions.
"And Temari was EXCELLENT at being the witch!" said Gai.
"I vote yes!" said Kakashi.
"Okay agreed!" said Hokage, "That's it...I think!"
"Hey, what about Neji and Lee?" asked Gai.
"Oh yah...They can be Flying Monkeys!" said Kakashi.
"Grr..." said Gai.
"Agreed, and everyone in act1 except Glinda will be in Oz!" said Hokage.
"Thank you, Hokage!" everyone said.

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