[Tomyris logs into CIV_Chat]
[Tomyris chats to Catherine de Medici]
Tomyris: Cathy!
Catherine: What?
Tomyris: There's a secret act.
Catherine: What's it?
Tomyris: THAT'S GLORIOUS ACT!
Catherine: NOPE!
[WRONG MESSAGE! Try again?]
[-]
[In the early Glorious Act]
Pericles: Today, We are going to teach you about the history of St. Patrick's Day.
Student 1: What's it?
Pericles: It's a cultural and religious celebration held on 17 March.
Student 2: That's annual celebration.
Student 1: Where's it located?
Pericles: Ireland, United Kingdom, Canada, Russia, Asia, and any more.
Student 3: WOW! THAT'S GLORIOUS!
[...]
Student 3: Something outrageous.
Students: NOPE!
[WRONG MESSAGE! Try again?]
[-]
[In the Glorious Act]
[Catherine plays "Zero Flag Inquisition", a parody of the video game "Zero Wing"]
[In the bad English version gameplay]
In August 8
War was beginning.
Philip: What happen ?
John: Somebody set up us the wind.
Alvin: We get signal.
Philip: What !
Alvin: Main screen turn on.
Philip: That's You !
Betty: How are you gentlemen !; All your armada are belong to us.; You are on the way to the storm!
Philip: What you say !
Betty: You have no chance to survive make your time.; HA HA HA HA ...
Philip: Take off every 'ARMADA' !; You know what you doing.; Move 'ARMADA'.; For great justice.
[knocking the door]
Catherine: Yes?
[kicking the door]
Scythian soldier 1: YOU PLAYED THE BAD ENGLISH VERSION GAME!
Catherine: What the freak?
[DISHONOURABLE MESSAGE! Game Over!]
[5 days later]
Elizabeth: Our people, our allies, and we had associated to Scythian Union!
[making Philip cry]
[Philip cried already after he and his allies' defeat to Scythians and allies]
Isabella: Oh my god! Philip cried. You are vicious!
[slapping Betty, but mishit]
[DISHONOURABLE MESSAGE! Try again?]
[HONOURABLE MESSAGE CRASHED! Game Over!]
