[Tomyris logs into CIV_Chat]

[Tomyris chats to Catherine de Medici]

Tomyris: Cathy!

Catherine: What?

Tomyris: There's a secret act.

Catherine: What's it?

Tomyris: THAT'S GLORIOUS ACT!

Catherine: NOPE!

[WRONG MESSAGE! Try again?]

[-]

[In the early Glorious Act]

Pericles: Today, We are going to teach you about the history of St. Patrick's Day.

Student 1: What's it?

Pericles: It's a cultural and religious celebration held on 17 March.

Student 2: That's annual celebration.

Student 1: Where's it located?

Pericles: Ireland, United Kingdom, Canada, Russia, Asia, and any more.

Student 3: WOW! THAT'S GLORIOUS!

[...]

Student 3: Something outrageous.

Students: NOPE!

[WRONG MESSAGE! Try again?]

[-]

[In the Glorious Act]

[Catherine plays "Zero Flag Inquisition", a parody of the video game "Zero Wing"]

[In the bad English version gameplay]

In August 8

War was beginning.

Philip: What happen ?

John: Somebody set up us the wind.

Alvin: We get signal.

Philip: What !

Alvin: Main screen turn on.

Philip: That's You !

Betty: How are you gentlemen !; All your armada are belong to us.; You are on the way to the storm!

Philip: What you say !

Betty: You have no chance to survive make your time.; HA HA HA HA ...

Philip: Take off every 'ARMADA' !; You know what you doing.; Move 'ARMADA'.; For great justice.

[knocking the door]

Catherine: Yes?

[kicking the door]

Scythian soldier 1: YOU PLAYED THE BAD ENGLISH VERSION GAME!

Catherine: What the freak?

[DISHONOURABLE MESSAGE! Game Over!]

[5 days later]

Elizabeth: Our people, our allies, and we had associated to Scythian Union!

[making Philip cry]

[Philip cried already after he and his allies' defeat to Scythians and allies]

Isabella: Oh my god! Philip cried. You are vicious!

[slapping Betty, but mishit]

[DISHONOURABLE MESSAGE! Try again?]

[HONOURABLE MESSAGE CRASHED! Game Over!]