***DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Rain Forest Café nor the states of New York (nor the city) or New Jersey (nor its capital). I also do not own the cars mentioned in the chapter. Nor do I own the Kingdom Heart characters (obviously) but I do have a right to use the characters of Xalcry, Xannele, Xakra, Xellendina, and Xalcry. My friend xXHeavenlyxBlindXx***

"You took a wrong turn, moron!" Xalcry yelled at Axel.

"I know where I'm going!" Axel yelled in return.

Axel. You took a wrong turn. The Rain Forest is back in New York. The sign we just passed said 'Trenton 20 miles'."

"Wait. Trenton's in New Jersey, right?" Axel asked, calm all of a sudden.

"Yes, Axel. Trenton's the capital of New Jersey," Xalcry said slowly, as if talking to a child.

Axel slammed on the brakes and put his head on the steering wheel. "Shit," he said thru clenched teeth.

"What's wrong with Jersey? They have awesome stores here," Xannele said.

Roxas said, "Well, it all happened last year. It involved cops, a chase, a paintball gun, and a lighter. So now Axel's not allowed in New Jersey. At all."

"Well, now I know where to send your stuff to…" Xalcry mumbled. "What the hell did you do?!?!!" she exclaimed.

"Don't. Ask," Axel said thru clenched teeth. "And Roxas, if you value yourself not bloody and bruised, you'll shut the hell up."

Axel. Get your ass in the back seat. Now. I'm driving," Xalcry ordered.

"Like hell you are!" Axel said, turning to face her.

"Get. Your ass. In the back seat. Now," Xalcry said, dangerously calm.

"Axel, listen to her," Xannele and Roxas advised.

"Why should I?" Axel demanded.

"Because, you ass, you're in this state illegally and you got us all ridiculously lost!" Xalcry said, getting louder increasingly louder.

Axel paused for a moment, locked in a starring contest with Xalcry. "Fine, but I'm sitting shotgun. Get in the back, Roxy- boy."

"Fine. I hope she's a better driver than you," Roxas said, getting out of the car and sliding into the backseat next to Xannele. Xalcry got in the driver's seat and, when everyone was situated, peeled around and drove back to New York.

"What the HELL!!!" Axel yelled as Xalcry turned the car around in a tire screeching peel.

Xalcry smiled mischievously out at the road. "Pissing you off," she said angelically.

"Where can they be?" Riku asked.

"Well…" Sora began.

"Not another one of your 'theories'," Xellendina said.

"But why, Xelly?" Sora whined.

"Nu uh. They're impractical and utterly confusing," Xell said.

"I guess it depends on who's driving," Xakra added.

Riku said, "True. Axel has a tendency to take a wrong turn and fight that he's right to the end."

"I love her, but Xannele has a tendency to take a wrong turn, too," Xell said.

"Roxas would have been here by now and it was Axel's car so he's probably driving," Riku said.

"Yeah probably," Xell said. "They've been gone for an hour and a half, Axel's driving Sora get off the hood of the car!"

"You're no fun, Xelly" Sora pouted.

A red Mustang peeled into the parking lot and stopped abruptly in a space near Riku's silver Ferrari. Axel got out yelling.

"You could have killed us! How the hell did you get your license!?!!!!" Axel yelled.

Xalcry got out of the driver's seat.

"And that's why we never let Xalcry drive," Xell said.

"Very carefully, Axy," Xalcry said sweetly.

"Don't call me 'Axy'!" he yelled as he, Roxas, Xannele, and Xalcry walked over to Riku's car. Roxas was laughing. "Roxas, why didn't you drive?!"

"We wouldn't have gotten here as fast and there wouldn't have been any entertainment this evening," Roxas chuckled.

Axel glared at Roxas, "Sleep with one eye open, Roxy- boy," he said dangerously calm.

"Hey now. Let's not bicker like little kids and go eat. I'm starving," Riku said.