A/N:I'm back. Sorry for the update time:(. WARNING: Slight yaoi and incest bashing, nothing against yaoi.

PS: In a couple of them, it helps to have read the AWESOME Oblivion.

6: Do not gamble at all with Jamie or Scott.

"That's five pounds," Jamie said to the protesting Matt.

"But how the hell are you doing that?" asked Matt.

Scarlett, watching from the sides, sighed.

"Isn't it obvious?"

"No!" Matt said. Then the truth dawned on him.

"You're cheating with your powers!"

Scarlett shook her head.

"No, of course Jamie just got a perfect hand all by himself," she said sarcastically.

"Three can play at that game," said Matt.

The cards were scattered about the floor.

"Sore loser," said Jamie.

"Cheat!" Matt replied.

Scarlett decided to leave them to it. Pedro could step in if needed. Boys, she thought.

7: I cannot declare an 'Official Hug Chaos Day.'

Chaos was very confused. All these puny humans had been coming to him throughout the battle and - dishonour of dishonourable things- hugging him! He was the most evil thing in the world, and they hugged him? Chaos groaned as he saw Matt Freeman coming up for his fifth hug of the battle.

"Matt-"

"Chaos, my old enemy! How are you doin'?"

Chaos sighed. Screw mortals, he thought. Especially super powered, on the other side mortals. Matt embraced his worst enemy, then ran off to tell Scarlett that he'd broken the record. Chaos groaned again as he saw Pedro advancing. It would be a relief to be destroyed now.

Meanwhile, back at the rebel base, Matt was enthusiastically telling Scarlett about his record breaking feat.

"So I ran, and I completed my sixth Chaos hug!" finished Matt.

"Well, since you've been hugging our worst enemy all battle, why not give your most trusted friend a hug?" Scarlett asked.

"Why not indeed," Matt said, and the two embraced.

Pedro came speeding back to the base, on his fourth hug, to find Matt and Scarlett hugging and kissing. The Spanish boy, with an evil smile, ran off to tell the others. Matt and Scarlett broke apart just in time to see Pedro disappearing.

"He'll tell the others," Matt said.

"Oh well," said Scarlett," They'd know eventually."

8: Chaos is not allowed to use the more... interesting FanFiction as a weapon to break Scott.

Scott lay on the torture table. He'd come through Friday, Baby and Twishite, and still would not submit. Susan Mortlake came in, and used the weapon Chaos gave her.

"It's story time, Scott, and today I'm going to read a story about two little boys called Matt and Scott who fell in love-"

Scott desperately tried to cover his ears. He found he couldn't, and slipped to the bed, unconscious.

"That was quick," commented Mortlake,"We didn't even need incest! I think we have our breaking weapon. "

9: Matt does not have 'The Force'.

Matt was practicing his power, as you do if you're a superpowered teenager, when he was rudely interrupted by Jamie and Scott.

"Matt, we have something important to tell you," said Jamie.

"What?" demanded Matt.

Scott pulled out a plastic lightsaber.

"You have used the Force, young one, and have become a Jedi. I, the Jedi Master-"

"Hey!" interrupted Jamie," I'm the Jedi Master here!"

The two twins engaged in a battle of telepathic power. Eventually, they gave in.

"We're both Jedi Masters," resolved Scott," Anyway, as I was saying, you are now a Jedi. Unfortunately, Jedi must pay a fiver to get in. Inflation, you know."

Matt ran before Scott could force him to give the telepath the money. Scott and Jamie set off in pursuit, wielding the plastic lightsabers.

10: Starting a power contest will just lead to conflict. Don't do it.

Matt sighed as he was dragged by Jamie and Scott outside. The two twins had come up with a supposedly genius idea. A power contest. Matt had tried to tell them it was stupid, but did they listen? No. Oh well, he thought.

"First we have..."

Jamie paused for dramatic effect.

"Matt!"

Matt used his power to pick up a convenient football and throw it at Jamie, knocking his megaphone out of his hands. Jamie glared at him, and picked his megaphone up. The telepath stepped forward.

"Now it's the amazing Jamie Tyler!" said Jamie," Matt, jump into that lake."

Matt jumped obediently.

"Not to worry, Pedro might be able to heal him later," said Jamie confidently.

A gust of wind brought Matt back, before he could hit the floor. Scarlett placed him down on the ground. Jamie bowed, and Scott took over.

"Presenting the even more amazing Scott Tyler!" he said, casually stealing Jamie's megaphone.

This sentence started a heated argument between the two telepaths.

"I'm the most amazing!"

"No I am!"

"No me!"

30 minutes later.

Scarlett, bored out of her mind, decided to demonstrate that her power was the best. A huge wave rushed from the lake, and drenched the twins. From a higher vantage point, Scarlett observed her work.

"I think that decides it," Matt observed.

"Me too," said Scarlett," Let's go inside, shall we?"

Pedro watched them go with a small smile on his face. He was happy for his friend, of course, but the whole Matt and Scarlett relationship provided him with a lot of blackmail. Pedro decided to go down to Jamie and Scott, just in case they needed a healing hand.

A/N: Again, I do not hate gay people. Slash bashing, if any, is for humorous purposes. Yes, there are incest stories, Jamie/Scott. I advise against reading them.

On a side note, there's a disturbingly low number of Matt/Scarlett fics here. If anybody could write more, that'd be great! Thanks to all these people for reviewing/following/favouriting:

ColdnessOfLove (who encouraged me to put Scarlett/Matt in, and yes, I did find my dictionary:)

Savannah Silverstone(who gave me the idea to update, thanks for kick starting that)

XxElectricGirlxX( my first true reviewer)

Keep it up, and thanks again!