Troublesome

It was the end of the academy days, he for one, was happy. Then once he failed the graduation test he would be qualified as a civilian. Then he would be able to leave the village. And live the rest of his sleeping. Ah, the bliss. And maybe, he would get some girls too.

"Naruto Uzumaki!" Iruka called up. Naruto got up out of his seat with a smile, and graciously walked to the testing room. Once he entered he was immediately glared at from Mizuki.

Mizuki thought Naruto had the bright smile on his face because he was going to be a ninja. Mizuki would make sure of that, and he would use this to convince the lazy boy to steal the forbidden scroll for him.

Oh how wrong he was.

"Alright Naruto, perform the Kawarimi(Replacement Technique)" Iruka ordered. Naruto successfully switched with a log nearby outside. "Alright, next the Henge(Transformation Technique)" He ordered once more.

Naruto turned into a perfect Iruka even with the scar on his nose. "Alright next the Bunshin(Clone Technique)" Naruto was ordered. Naruto purposely created a clone that fell flat on its face.

"Naruto, you fail." Iruka told him, "Come on Iruka, he worked hard for this cut him some slack." Mizuki told him with false hope in his voice. Naruto frowned. He would not become a ninja of this village. Hell no. Who the fuck did they think he was?

"Sorry, but we can't Mizuki." Iruka said. Naruto smiled. He could give Iruka a kiss if he was a girl right now!

Time skip, (Around 2 hours)

Naruto was happily skipping his way towards the village gates, bags packed. He was ready to leave this village. Around half way Mizuki appeared and said. "Naruto don't be down, I found a way you can be a ninja again." Mizuki said. Smiling. You know that shit was fake.

Naruto frowned. "Its alright I don't want to be a ninja, cya!" Naruto said and walked away. This confused Mizuki. Why did the demon brat decline his offer? Didn't he want to be a ninja?

"Naruto its alright. You can be a ninja!" Mizuki once called again, hoping what he said would work. Not believing that the demon brat didn't want to be a ninja.

"Im all good Mizuki-sensei. I Do not want to be a ninja. I just went there to make some friends. Seeing as that didn't work out. IM done with the academy and ninja business." Naruto said, shocking Mizuki.

This was a change of plans, he would have to plan everything over again. WHY DIDNT THE DEMON BRAT SAY YES! His plan was so perfectly worked out!

He tricked the demon brat, demon brat gets scroll, hands it over to him, demon brat is executed by him, he is hailed as a hero, and the scroll, well he would say he didn't know where it was.

Now this changed everything!

Some time later and some more planning done.

AS soon as Naruto was about to leave the village. Just two steps out the village he heard something from ths Kyuubi that made him stop.

"Kid, that Iruka character Chakra is fading slowly. And I sense some anger, and fowl Chakra coming close to him. Wanna go check it out, kid?" 'The Kyuubi said.

"Yeah, thanks, Kyuubi. I appreciate it." The normally lazy boy with hardened eyes said.

Iruka was the three of the only ones in the village that had been polite to him! He'd be damned if something bad happened to him! Lazy or not! He was going to check it out!

He dashed over to where the source was.

10 minutes later

Mizuki had finally gotten Iruka on the ground! Iruka was finally going to die! Then he could bring the scroll to Orochimaru! And in return, he would be super powerful! He smirked, and threw the huge Fuma Shuriken on his back at Iruka.

Just as it was closing on Iruka, he shut his eyes, tightly, bracing for impact. He waited and waited.

He waited some more.

Waiting.

He slowly opened his eyes to see a bored looking Naruto with a Wooden Sword stabbed into the ground in the middle of the Shuriken, stopping it from getting to Iruka.

Iruka's eyes widened in shock, as did Mizuki's. "Demon brat! What are you doing here!" Mizuki yelled out. "What does it look like I'm doing?" Naruto asked in a bored tone, still holding the handle of the sword. Mizuki threw some normal Shuriken at Naruto.

Naruto quickly took the sword out of the grounds face turning serious he deflected all 8 Shuriken, Mizuki growled. Kunai in hand, he charged Naruto at mid Chunin speeds. Naruto charged Mizuki, at the same time, though using low Chunin speeds.

As Mizuki charged He noticed Naruto pulling a Shuriken out of his pockets Bring Mizuki's attention over to the Shuriken He didn't notice Naruto make a one handed Kage Bunshin(Shadow Clone Jutsu).

Naruto watched Mizuki bring his attention to the Shuriken in his right hand. Effectively making Mizuki miss him making 2 Kage Bunshin, Naruto gave a telepathic signal for the clone to hide.

After the clones got away he jumped back, surprising Mizuki. As he thought he would keep rushing forward. Naruto threw the Shuriken at Mizuki's legs. Making Mizuki jump up in the air. He was about to ruin Mizuki's day.

He charged all his Chakra to his legs, he now moved at High Chunin speeds, he charged Mizuki, as Mizuki was still in the air, he couldn't maneuver in mid air.

He charged and launched him self from the ground, surprising Mizuki, as he didn't think Naruto could travel that fast. Naruto, raised his leg while in the air and he was coming like a torpedo, and as Iruka watched he couldn't help but to cringe slightly.

Naruto kicked him.

Like a bullet.

In the nuts.

Mizuki yelled out in pain. Naruto smirked.

Two clones burst from the trees, one clone Kicked Mizuki in his face, one clone punched Mizuki in the face, both clones put all their Chakra into the kick and punch making them vanish into smoke. You know Mizuki's face hurt.

As Mizuki was still shock from the act of a clone hitting him, and one kicking him in his head, almost making him knock out. Naruto, as one leg was already crossed in front of his left leg, he spun his body, raising his left leg and did a spin kick in mid air, Mizuki flew back down to the ground.

Passed out. His last thoughts were, 'I'm still a Virgin... I don't want to die.'

Naruto went back to the ground with a soft thud. He walked over to Iruka and gave him a hand, Iruka took it and smiled. "Thanks Naruto." "Don't mention it" Naruto said.

He noticed Iruka's leg bleeding. Using the basic knowledge of healing techniques he healed his leg. Iruka smiled, 'He figured out the Bunshin eh?' Iruka thought.

Now Naruto's day was about to be ruined. "Naruto come here." Iruka said, Naruto went over to Iruka and said "Yes?" "AClose your eyes." Naruto not knowing what was happing did as told.

"Open your eyes."

Naruto opened his eyes.

"Your now a ninja of Konohagakure!"

It was silent.

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