Disclaimer- I don't own Fullmetal or Revenge. (TV)

A/N Yay! I got reviews! S2 (that's a heart .) Anyway.

Kami: Glad you like the show. It's addicting, isn't it?

AwesomeNaruto: Glad you like it so far. I promise chapters will be longer. The first was just to see if people liked it xD

On with the story!


Edward buttoned the uniform, before tying up his hair and placing a cap on his head. He smirked as he intercepted the butler.

"Excuse me, is that going to room 507?"

The man looked confused as he nodded.

"Yeah, but-"

"I'll be taking that. You look in need of a break."

"Ah-uh, thanks. I guess."

Ed rolled the cart to the elevator, punching the '5' button. Slowly rising to the top, he made it to the fifth floor, easily spotting the suite. He knocked, putting a smile on his face.

"Room service!" He called. The door opened to reveal a tall light skinned Amestrian, in the process of buttoning his shirt.

"Oh, yeah. Just bring it in here."

"Hakurooo~" A voice called, drifting from the balcony.

The man sighed, returning to his assumed lover.

"Rose, my dear, the food is here."

Edward took his chance and slipped the liquid into the soup, going unnoticed by the couple. Ed closed the lid and left, closing the door silently as he went. He threw his cap—and fake hair, mind you- along with his uniform on the floor as he entered the elevator. Only his gloves and flashy leather outfit remained.


"Winry! You got the system up?" Edward asked, shutting the door behind him.

The blonde's head popped up.

"Hmm? Yeah! Look at this!" She turned the screen to him, showing a small portion of it with a smaller screen.

"What is that?"

"It's a video camera! Let me turn it on." She fiddled with it before, "Ah! There! Look."

This time, he could see...himself.

"What the?" He waved, only to see himself on the screen mirroring his actions. "Well I'll be damned, Winry! This is amazing!"

She beamed.

"You think so? I do too! Imagine what I could do with this! I can spy on people!"

"More importantly, I can spy on people."

Winry looked at the boy worriedly.

"Are you really going to go ahead with that? I mean, this is dangerous. What you're doing. I promised your mother I would protect you."

Ed nodded, his attitude firm.

"I can't rest peacefully until she's avenged."

Winry shook her head, her eyes concerned.

"This is really dangerous. I'm not even sure I want to do this."

"Win, don't worry. I'm not going to kill anyone. That isn't my goal." He said, grabbing his coat.

"Then what is?" She yelled after the boy.

"Take them down. One by one."


"Mrs. Eckhart! Mrs. Eckhart!"

"What?" She snapped. "I'm in the middle of-"

"Your husband! He's in the hospital!" Noa, the assistant, yelled.

"What? I thought he went golfing.."

The dark haired girl shook her head, frowning.

"He was admitted to Long beach just an hour ago."

Dietlinde scowled, stalking out the door.

"With me, Noa."

Edward smirked as he watched them arrive, the expensive car easily outshining the others. Exiting the car, he walked to Rose, just in front of Eckhart.

"Will your husband be ok? I saw you two coming out of the hotel and I thought the worst!"

Looking horrified, she vigorously shook her head, running to her own car.

"That filthy bitch!" Dietlinde shrieked. "Take me to Hakuro. I want to see him. Now!"


Ed reclined in his chair, smiling cruelly.

"Nice work. That was rather evil of you." Winry said, motioning to the television. "Putting him in the hospital. You're lucky he didn't have allergies."

Edward snorted, turning his head toward the screen.

"I know what I'm doing. I accessed the files on the man, found out his records, allergies, whatnot. I'm not your average hit man."

"Because you're not. You're...a vengeance seeker."

"Like there's any difference. You got any food around this place?" He asked, absentmindedly scratching his neck.

She shrugged, yawning.

"I dunno. You can check the kitchen. I normally keep this place well stocked."

"That's good...real good..."


Eckhart smiled cruelly at Rose, going unnoticed by most of the crowed.

"And so instead of the Monet, I'd like to give her the Van Gogh, as a constant reminder of the friendship we shared."


A/N. So...I GOT REVIEWS! Yay! Thank you! Can I have 5 this time? So anyway, I need you guys to decided a lover for Ed. IDK WHAT TO DO. This is my casting so far. I know I am missing people, deal with it. I will get to it.

Mei- Childhood friend (APR)

Greed- Roy's friend. (APR)

Jean-Mei's little brother (APR)

Riza- Daughter of Eckaharts (Already planned relationship)

Al-practically brother alias Edward Elric (APR)

Ed-Main char, alias Alphonse Hoenheim

Hakuro-Roy's dad (APR)

Rose- Hakuro's lover(APR)

Dietlinde Eckhart- Hakuro's wife (APR)

Noa-Dietlinde's assistant (APR)

Winry- Friend of Ed's mom (APR)

Izumi-Teacher

Sig- Marshall

Bradly- Non humunculus Eckhart's security detail

Roy- Eckhart's son

Hughes- Mei and Jean's father

Trisha- Deceased mother.

APR is already planned relationship. What I need is a date for Ed. . It can be a variety of people. Except Winry. Because (a) I don't like EdWin. So yeah. I'll do straight or Yaoi. I don't care. But if you want a list of people, go on Fullmetal alchemist Wiki and click on characters. There's a ton. Don't forget to review!

*~Ruby