Mousefur: Ah, it's such a sunny day
Graystripe: Oh, hey Mousefur, did anyone change your bedding yet?
Mousefur: No
Graystripe: Okay, CHERRYPAW! MOLEPAW! GO CHANGE MOUSEFUR'S BEDDING
Cherrypaw: Ew, no way, that's so disgusting
Molepaw: Yeah, ikr
Graystripe: You youngsters can't say that about an elder! She's served ThunderClan well in her youth, so you should treat her with ultimate respect!
Molepaw: Whatever, let Cherrypaw do it. I have training
Cherrypaw: You stinking liar! You do not have training!
Brambleclaw: Stop it, you two! Make yourselves useful and go gather some fresh bedding!
Molepaw: Eh, fine
Cherrypaw: *spits*
Daisy: Young cats these days. No respect for the older ones
Mousewhisker: Who says?
Daisy: Well, just look! Apprentices that are six moons old still don't have any respect for the ones who have served their Clan for so long without giving up
Hazeltail: That's true, but when we were apprentices, we changed the elders' bedding for countless days! We treated them with respect
Berrynose: And just think about it, when Firestar was an apprentice, he also treated the elders with respect, didn't he? Or else, I would be questioning why he's our leader
Poppyfrost: Shh! Don't say that! Firestar is a great leader who has saved us many times!
Ferncloud: *picks petals off a flower*
Jayfeather: *bursts out of the medicine den* Who stole my celandine? WHO!?
Lionblaze: Whoa, are you okay? Nobody stole your herbs...
Hollyleaf: I bet most of us don't even know what celandine looks like
Ivypool: Wow, I guess I'll take that as an insult
Dovewing: What does it look like, anyway?
Jayfeather: A yellow flower with four petals! Have any of you seen it? Anywhere?
Ferncloud: Oops...
Blossomfall: *facepalm*
Bumblestripe: Wow, amusing
Rosepetal: LOOK JAYFEATHER! FERNCLOUD HAS YOUR CELANDAN
Toadstep: It's celandine
Rosepetal: Celanden?
Toadstep: Celandine
Rosepetal: Clandine?
Toadstep: *facepalm*
Sorreltail: Don't blame her, most of us don't even know how to say Ragswort, Feverfew, or Coltsfoot right
Brackenfur: Ragswart, Feverfoo, Coltspoot
Whitewing: Ragsnort, Feverwef, Coltstoof
Purdy: Ragswoort, Feverblew, Coltsfnof
Firestar: Well, what's worse is, most of us don't even know how to say Bluestar, Graystripe or Fireheart right
Squirrelflight: Boostar, Gaystrip, Firhurt
Leafpool: Bluster, Graynip, Firefart
Sandstorm: Don't make fun of cats' names!
(And that just proves how bad ThunderClan is at pronouncing names)
