Mousefur: Ah, it's such a sunny day

Graystripe: Oh, hey Mousefur, did anyone change your bedding yet?

Mousefur: No

Graystripe: Okay, CHERRYPAW! MOLEPAW! GO CHANGE MOUSEFUR'S BEDDING

Cherrypaw: Ew, no way, that's so disgusting

Molepaw: Yeah, ikr

Graystripe: You youngsters can't say that about an elder! She's served ThunderClan well in her youth, so you should treat her with ultimate respect!

Molepaw: Whatever, let Cherrypaw do it. I have training

Cherrypaw: You stinking liar! You do not have training!

Brambleclaw: Stop it, you two! Make yourselves useful and go gather some fresh bedding!

Molepaw: Eh, fine

Cherrypaw: *spits*

Daisy: Young cats these days. No respect for the older ones

Mousewhisker: Who says?

Daisy: Well, just look! Apprentices that are six moons old still don't have any respect for the ones who have served their Clan for so long without giving up

Hazeltail: That's true, but when we were apprentices, we changed the elders' bedding for countless days! We treated them with respect

Berrynose: And just think about it, when Firestar was an apprentice, he also treated the elders with respect, didn't he? Or else, I would be questioning why he's our leader

Poppyfrost: Shh! Don't say that! Firestar is a great leader who has saved us many times!

Ferncloud: *picks petals off a flower*

Jayfeather: *bursts out of the medicine den* Who stole my celandine? WHO!?

Lionblaze: Whoa, are you okay? Nobody stole your herbs...

Hollyleaf: I bet most of us don't even know what celandine looks like

Ivypool: Wow, I guess I'll take that as an insult

Dovewing: What does it look like, anyway?

Jayfeather: A yellow flower with four petals! Have any of you seen it? Anywhere?

Ferncloud: Oops...

Blossomfall: *facepalm*

Bumblestripe: Wow, amusing

Rosepetal: LOOK JAYFEATHER! FERNCLOUD HAS YOUR CELANDAN

Toadstep: It's celandine

Rosepetal: Celanden?

Toadstep: Celandine

Rosepetal: Clandine?

Toadstep: *facepalm*

Sorreltail: Don't blame her, most of us don't even know how to say Ragswort, Feverfew, or Coltsfoot right

Brackenfur: Ragswart, Feverfoo, Coltspoot

Whitewing: Ragsnort, Feverwef, Coltstoof

Purdy: Ragswoort, Feverblew, Coltsfnof

Firestar: Well, what's worse is, most of us don't even know how to say Bluestar, Graystripe or Fireheart right

Squirrelflight: Boostar, Gaystrip, Firhurt

Leafpool: Bluster, Graynip, Firefart

Sandstorm: Don't make fun of cats' names!

(And that just proves how bad ThunderClan is at pronouncing names)