Title: Paper Flowers

Rating: Probably… I dun no, uh… PG-16 for violence and suggestive content

Paring: EnvyxEd for this chapter!

Okay. I know I got this chapter up super quickly. It's because I wrote it while my friend was editing my first chapter. So, I'll reply to reviews for the third chapter. SHANKYA

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Chapter 2

Pizza

Ed groaned as he grabbed a lock of green hair. He snuggled into the chest of the person lying beside him, holding his waist with two strong arms.

Wait

Person lying beside me?

With… Green hair?

The only person I know with green hair is…

Ed screamed and tried to get free, but Envy wouldn't let go of him.

"ENVY LET GO OF ME DAMNIT!" Ed screamed.

Envy opened one eye but quickly shut it. "Nnnhn… Go shut the blinds…" He said and nuzzled into Ed's chest.

"I can't you wont let go!"

Envy then remembered where he was. But… won't let go? What was Chibi-san talking about…?

Envy opened his eyes to find that somehow in the night, he had managed to go from Ed's feet, lay down right beside him, and wrap his arms around him, all with him not knowing. So there Ed was, trying with all his might to push away from the homunculus as Envy held onto his waist.

"Let go of meeeeee!" Ed yelled at him.

Envy smirked and held Ed closer. "Aww, but don't you like it?"

"NO!"

"Aw, come on!" Envy nuzzled into Ed's neck and Ed just went into some weird trance.

Envy smirked and pushed Ed off the couch and stood up.

"What was that for?" Ed asked.

"For being short." Envy responded and walked into the kitchen.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT THAT THE ANTS NEED A MICROSCOPE TO VEIW THEM!"

"You." Envy said and walked into the living room and switched on the TV.

Ed fumed and sat beside him. "I hate you."

"Sure ya do."

"What the hell are you doing in my house anyways?"

"I dun no."

"You have to know! How did you get here! The last this I remember you doing is walking away… while I fell unconscious." Ed calmed down for a bit. "Did you… bring me home?"

"Yup." Envy took a bite out of the piece of pizza he had heated up.

"Why!" Ed stared at him, confused in every way.

"Don't ask me."

"Well who other then you should I ask!"

"Don't ask me."

"Hmph." Ed eyed the pizza Envy had in his hand. "Gimme a bite." He said and stuck out his hand.

"Kay" Envy said and chomped down on Ed's arm.

"OW!" I didn't mean that! Give me a bite out of your pizza!"

"Oh. Well technically, it's your pizza."

"That's why you should give it to me!"

"No."

"GIVE ME SOME PIZZA!"

"Get your own!"

"I don't want to get up!"

"Oh yeah. You probably wouldn't be able to reach it anyways. To small you'd need me to reach to the top shelf!"

So through a long period of bickering, and Ed fuming about being short one too many times, Envy had finally given Ed some pizza and they had decided to order more(1).

Once the pizza had been delivered, and they were both sitting on the couch stuffing they're mouths, Envy decides to break the comfortable silence.

"Where's your brother?"

"He's in Resembool. He stayed there after I came back from a fix on my arm and leg."

"Why'd he stay?"

"I dun no."

"Uh huh…"

"What's the time?"

"Why?"

"Just tell me!"

"Hmm… 10:45, why?"

"SHIT!" Ed yelled. He jumped up and ran for the door.

"Wait what?" Envy stood up.

Ed ran back and grabbed a box of pizza then ran back out of the door.

"What the fuck?" Envy said to himself.

"Roy's gunna kill me!" Ed said under his breath while chomping down on pizza.

Once he was at head quarters, He barged into Roy's office.

"Fullmetal. Nice to see you're alive."

"Sorry I slept in."

"For two days?"

'Uh… yeah." Ed sat down and placed his pizza on his lap. Roy looked at the box and at Ed.

"Give me some pizza."

"What? No!"

"NOW"

Ed threw a piece at Roy, which landed right in front of him.

"Anyways, I have some more paper work for you to do. And I want you to start on it now."

"Fine." Ed said. He grabbed the paper and stuck it on top of the pizza box. He walked out of Headquarters and headed back to his apartment. Once he got to the door, he realized he didn't have his key. Hoping that Envy was still inside, Ed banged on the door.

"Envy, let me in!" He yelled at the door. As he heard footsteps coming closer, the door opened. Just a crack.

"Who are you?"

"I'm Ed, damnit!"

"I don't want your stinking cookies!"

"I don't have cookies! Now let me in!"

"I don't think I should do that. Ed wouldn't be happy if I let a stranger into his house!"

Ed pushed on the door and Envy backed away from it.

"Whacha got there?" Envy asked looking at the paperwork.

"Stuff. Now leave me alone." Ed went into what Envy guessed to be his room and sat in front of a desk.

Envy grabbed a pizza box (They got 8 boxes for just the two of them), and sat on Ed's bed.

"Whacha doing Chibi?"

"Paper work, now leave me alone!"

Envy lied down and placed the pizza box on his stomach. And before he knew it, he was asleep.

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Okay, yeah I ended it with Envy falling asleep again. XD

You probably can't order pizza in whichever world FMA is in, but what fun would it be if you couldn't pretend?

Okay so yeah another short chapter. I was just bored and had nothing else to do!

I just have one question for your people. While sitting on the toilet, not going to the bathroom but just sitting, do you ever draw on your legs? I know it seems totally random but I just was in the bathroom and I have this awesome picture of Pride!Ed on my leg and I was just perfecting it. X3

Okay, I know I'm messed. Leave me alone.

Yeah. Don't ask me about the underline right now. I have no clue how I'm doing this and I do not know how to undo it! And it's not the underline button.

So yeah. Please review and if you flame, feel the wrath of Wrath!