A/N: I LOVE YOU GUYS!

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"I FIND YOU AND THAT SKANK-"

"SHUT UP ABOUT HER!" I interrupted Freddie's mom.

"-SMOKING!"

"Don't call her a skank! I love her!" I said to Mrs. Benson.

"You're not living here!" SHE said.

"Fine. I live at Carly's! See ya bitch!" I said, walking out the door. I just walked out because:

I didn't have any stuff except the clothes on my back and

Mrs. Benson saw us skipping class and smoking.

So I am going over to Carly's house to see if I can live there.

"Spencer!" I yelled.

"Spencer. I have to live here." I said to him.

"What! No you can't!" Spencer said.

"Please. I got no where else to go. I've been kicked out. You gotta help me." I said, almost crying.

"OK. You can live here." Spencer said, "But you sleep on the couch and don't go into Carly's room if I'm not here."

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I was calling Sam.

"Hey, Sam." I said, all I hear is crying.

"H-hi C-c-Collin." She said.

"What's wrong?" I asked, concerned.

"Freddie broke up with me."

"I'm coming over."

"Spencer! Can I borrow the car?" I asked.

"Sure bud!" He said

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"I'm so sorry." I said to Sam., she was crying in my arms, "He doesn't love you."

"Nobody does." She said. "Your wrong same. I love you." I said to her, "You know that. I told you just… What was it? Six hours ago."

"I have a short attention span." She said, smiling a little.

"Love is a 'take a number' thing ya know? But when you take a number, it's really a pin to a grenade, if it's not the right person." I said to her.

"Deep. I hate that side of you" she said, laughing a little bit. "I hate that side of me, too. But it's not deep, it's my charm. The way I see it, my charm is the bate to a fish hook, it conceals the danger within. And then I reel her in." I said.

"You're being deep again." She said. "Oh my god! I definitely have been spending too much time around Carly! Damn!" I said.

"I love you." She said.

"I love you, too." I said

And Romeo and Juliet, kissed.