A/N: Hey everyone. I know I said i would try to update more often, but this week was SO busy. I was going to update Monday, but never got to it. I have hardly been home since. I'm so sorry. I went to Cedar Point yesterday as a birthday present for my friend. We had so much fun!! Anyway, Thanks for staying with me.

XOXO

*Harry has signed in*

*Hermione has signed in*

*Bella has signed in*

*Alice has signed in*

Harry: Where's Ron, Hermione?

Hermione: I thought he was with you.

Harry: He told me he was with you! I haven't seen him all week.

Hermione: That's odd…

Harry: Wonder what he's brewing up…?

Bella: Are we like gum stuck on the bottoms of your shoes? We exist you know!

Harry: Yeah but we don't really care about you. Vampires…*shakes head*

Hermione: That was rude Harry.

Harry: It's rude to suck people's blood!

Hermione: SNAPPY MUCH??

Alice: Hey! For your information, we drink animal blood! And it's rude to put spells on people!

Harry: Well…it's rude to…well, I don't know anything about vampires…

Alice: Well, we sparkle in the sun, never sleep, have topaz eyes when we're full, and black when we're hungry (unless you drink human blood, then your eyes are red when full), we are beautiful (if I say so myself) and have skin hard as rock. Our hearts don't beat, and we have venom on our teeth. We can't have kids, and we live forever. Some of us have super powers-I can see the future, Edward can read minds-except Bella's- and Jasper can control emotions. Those are the basics.

Harry: Sadly, because I've known Hermione so long, I can believe that those were the basics.

Hermione: I can't tell if that was an insult or a compliment, so I'm going to let it slide.

Bella: So, we told you about vampires, you tell us about wizards.

Hermione: *puts hand in air* Oooh! oooh! Pick me!! Pick me!! *waves hand in air*

Harry: Hermione, you're aware we aren't in class aren't you?

Hermione: Yes, but please pick me!

Harry: Fine, you tell them. But keep it short.

Hermione: Well, wizards start in the blood. The blood doesn't need to come from a pure line of wizards. Let me explain, -10 minutes later- So, that's where wizards come from. Now onto muggles.

Harry: Hermione! I said keep it short.

Hermione: This is short! I skipped a lot!

Harry: I think I better explain it.

Alice: Thank goodness!

Hermione: I'm hurt!

Bella: Yeah! Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight…!!!!

Alice: I think not.

Hermione: Chicken!

Alice: Oh that's it! Bring it on!

*Hermione has signed out*

*Alice has signed out*

Harry: …

Bella: I hope she knows she doesn't stand a chance.

Harry: I wouldn't be so sure. There's a spell that can kill you in a second.

Bella: Yeah, but would that work on a vampire?

Harry: Oh, well I didn't think of that. Still, there are a lot of curses out there.

*Emmett has signed in*

Emmett: Why is Alice fighting a chick with a wand?

Bella: Cause she can!

Emmett: Works for me. So what are you two love birds talking about?

Bella: Nothing.

Harry: …EWWWW!!

Bella: What?

Harry: You think we're in love.

Bella: No I've just learned to ignore Emmett.

Emmett: Ohhhh! I'm going to go tell Edward on you!

*Emmett has signed out*

Bella: Oh great here we go again!

Harry: What do you mean?

Bella: So far I have been in love with Pete Wentz (because I said I love Fall Out Boy), Tyson Ritter ( because I have a poster of him on my wall, and Jasper (very long story).

Harry: Emmett isn't very bright is he?

Bella: No

*Emmett has signed in*

Emmett: I heard that!

*Emmett has signed out*

Harry: How did he…

Bella: Don't ask

-From Downstairs-

Alice: I'm going to kill you for that one bitch!

Hermione: Bring it!

-Back upstairs-

Harry: Think we should go check on them?

Bella: Yeah let's go.

*Harry has signed out*

*Bella has signed out*

*Edward has signed in*

Edward: BELLA! We need to talk!

Edward: Bella? Damn! I missed her! She's probably off with her boyfriend again.

Edward: And I'm talking to myself? Goodbye!

*Edward has signed out*

A/N: Some Edward/Bella/Harry drama there. Question Time!!

1. What do u think is going to happen with Bella and Harry?

2. Do u like macaroni and cheese?

3. Why is the sky blue?

4. Do you know the muffin man?