(Hey guys, it's Proxy comin' out with another chapter of Zelemonime! Sorry it took so long, I held off on writing because I thought I'd had no fans... I am a new author on FF, and had no idea how to see the feedback until now... Anyway, when we left off in our little semi-omniscient story [Use google, kids!] Link was just about done with Nabooru, the Gerudo who always had a crush on Link, when he saw Zelda sitting on an embankment. What will he do to prove his love, and sorrow towards Zelda?! PS! When you get to the climax in this plot based chapter, it may be confusing to read the dialogue. Sorry for the walls of text with the notes, it's just that I want to get this stuff straightened out early. Please spread the story, word of mouth, yadda yadda yadda.)

"Holy shit, shit, shit!. Z, wait, we need to talk!"
"We have nothing to talk about!" yelled Princess Zelda, as she stopped running to engage Link. The Princess was absolute beauty in her casual clothes of royalty, regardless of her reddening face and tears. She was trying to verbally scar Link's mind to say the least, but she choked up every time she spoke, so simply tried to calm down. Her outfit was soaked, from a mix of waves from the Kokiri Creek, and her own tears. "Zelda, I am so sorry. I can't even imagine how you feel now, if i could erase all of this, I could. I can't accept myself! Please do it for me, please forgive me, I'm begging..." panted Link. He had been apologizing so much, he was out of breath. "I can't even express myself enough to make you forgive me, can I?"
Suddenly, out of the hood Zelda was wearing, her fairy yelled, "Hey! Listen, how could you do that. You never care about her, do you? Do you even think about Miss Zelda ONCE! When you're out adventuring, or climbing onto magic bongo drums, or fucking riding trains?! Speaking of fucking, did you even think of how Miss Zelda would feel while you were with that Sandband'?"
"Excuse me? Sandband'? Just because I'm from the Gerudo doesn't mean I'm a Sand Bandit!" yelled an angry female voice from the Kokiri Creek, most likely belonging to Nabooru."GOFUCKFARORE!" Zelda's fairy reciprocated. "Link, how could you do this to me? I can't believe you, I mean come on! You really don't think of anyone else, but yourself?" Link was Furious! How could she say this, it was his life! "Zelda, I don't need to think of you! It's my decision, and we're not in a relationship. You were the blonde damsel in distress, and when you threw a damn flute at me, asking me to waste 7 FUCKING YEARS OF MY LIFE SITTING IN THE DAMN TEMPLE OF TIME! It looked like a fucking schoolhouse for goddamn Terminians!" "Okay Link, don't go waving that damn Termina place at me. You left the kingdom, you went out to Termina after you put the Master Sword back in the Pedestal. You became a child again, and that was your hangup! Don't give that to me!"
It was obvious that some things were not going to settle out, so Link just started to think of ways to truly express himself. 'Maybe I can tell off Nabby, in front of Z and her fairy, so she'll believe me...' Meanwhile, Zelda was thinking of whether to tell of her lovefor Link. 'I wish he'd just verbally destroy her right now... Maybe I can tell of my fairy, Ranol, and that'd show him that I care...' At this point, yells and shouts were exchanged to the point where nobody could tell who was even saying what; "You bitch- Fuck you and your- I don't care- maybe we could stop fighting...- SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Finally, however, Zelda and Link both decided to express their feelings.. "Zelda, I... I am not in love with that... That woman. I... The truth is...-Z, You've gotta understand, I LOVE YOU,Zelda!"

Silence. Painfull silence, dotted only by the breathing of both the adventurer Link, and the fair Princess Zelda.
"What? You- You love me, Link?", replied a cautious yet curious princess. She'd been hurt by him just minutes ago, now he proclaims he loves her? "No, I- I don't believe that! You wouldn't have done that if you didn't love me!" Link found this crushing, but he could only just keep pulling himself up this emotional mountain. He was only clinging to one idea... "Zelda", Link questioned, "If you're not in love with me, and don't believe I like you, then why did you cry? What did I do to YOU?!" 'Shit, that came out as more of a yell... She hates me now more than ever, but she'll have to answer me', Link thought. "Link, how could you yell at me like that? The truth is that I..."-"DIE, CUNT-CESS", yelled an angrily moving voice. Link and Zelda were thinking where it came from, or who made it, until Link and Ranol hear input from Zelda. "eyhuh..." Barely a whisper. Link and Ranol looked at Zelda to see what was wrong, but then looked above her simaltaneously to be shocked by the figure standing above Zelda. The pointy nosed, curly shoed, dagger holding figure, who looked oddly familiar... Link, Ranol, even Zelda knew who it was, but none could believe it.

(Damn, that was brutal. Sorry it took so long, it wont happen again. As an apology, Chapter 3 {The Fight} will be uploaded in the next 5 days. I will develop this story as it goes along. Maybe the main premise will change, and Link and Zelda will fall into eachother's love early, I don't know. (PS, i had that in here, but deleted it. See if you can find some odd mistakes!) anyway, I'm big on pleasing most of my readers. Check my account for a poll on who the mysterious figure is, I don't even know! Also, spread word of my story A LOT! Please, I don't want to be mainstreaming it, so spread by word of mouth. I will be doing previews, so next week's type is=== Action-Fight! Yay! Remember, tell all your friends about Zelemonime, and always comment! Sorry if this one was short, it was expedited, as the next chap will be. Again, expect it in the next 5 days!)