Disclaimer: Don t own Naruto...

Author's Note:Yay! Now to begin...THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! Enjoy...


OC owners...

User: Sukariaa Uchiha---OC: Sukariaa Uchiha

User: Tobi GB---OC: Kaya

I own all the other OCs, except of course for the original Akatsuki members. XD


Role Play with some OC's and the Akatsuki members.

Set one: Got to love your Uchiha's...

I run out onto a stage filled sky high with Akatsuki fans and random observers, but manage to trip unceremoniously of the microphone cord.

Me: That was a fun experience, no? (Picks self up) Hi everybody, boys and girls, shinobi and rouges alike! (Waves to audience happily)

The sounds of crickets chirping. A random cough.

Me: Okay...(Blink, blink) Anyway! (Big bright smile) I have some new OC's I will be introducing to you. (Turns to left of stage) Allow me to introduce...(Looks at peice of paper intently) Sukariaa! (Claps)

Audiance blinks a few times, but remains silent.

Me: (Looks at paper again) Sukariaa Uchiha!

Crowd goes wild with cheers, shouts, and clapping as Sukariaa Uchiha walks through the side stage curtains onto the raised platform. Deidara right behind her.

Me: (Looks over paper again) Why's Deidara here? (Whispers secretly)

Sukariaa: (Smirks) So he can hold the tea.

Me: Wha...How did you...I...(Rubbing temples in confusion)

Sukariaa: (Smirks smugly and points to head) Psychic.

Me: (Twitch, twitch)

Sukariaa: Don't worry. (Sly smirk) I'll let you have some privacy.

Deidara: (Fake cough) Yeah right, un. (Fake cough)

Sukariaa: (Turns glare to Deidara) Hn...

Deidara: (Waves hands in front of face) Nothing, nothing baby, yeah. (Sweat drop)

Me: (Tilts head stupidly) Baby?

Sukariaa: My boyfriend. The caterpillar lover. (Stares at me impatiently) May we please continue?

Me: (Snaps out of mindlessness) Okay!

Sukariaa: (Walks off wordlessly)

Deidara: Another Tobi, un. (Anime tearing while walking behind Sukariaa to the seats at the center of the stage)

Me: I like Tobi. (Blinks a few times) Now, for our next guess. (Looks at paper again) Let me introduce...Kaya! (Claps happily)

Lights suddenly snap off, and the audience start to whisper quietly.

Me: What the? (Loos around frantically)

Red and blue light fill the stage as Kaya swings from a rope onto the stage from a wall camera stand, waving and blowing kisses to the audience as she flies through the air. The audience wave and cheer, as she lands a back flips in front of me.

Kaya: Hi there. (Waves at me with a smile)

Me: (Blinks) Are you some kind of actress...because you look it.

Kaya: (Laughs lightly) No. I'm not an actress. (Grins at me) I actually work at a bar down the street.

Me: Oh...

Sukariaa: Are you two done talking, or should Dei and I flood the stadium and reenact 'Noa's Ark'?

Me: (Rubs back of head) Sorry. (Brightens immediately) Let us begin, shall we?

Kaya and I walk to the seats Deidara and Sukariaa are seated at and sit across from them.

Me: (Looks around) Now that we're here. (Grins) Let me introduce our Akatsuki visitors. (Looks at paper AGAIN) Itachi...

The crowd absolutely go nuts. The cheering and the screaming cause the whole room to shake.

Sukariaa: (Secret smile)

Kaya: (Smiles and eyes light up in excitement)

Me: ...And...(Eyes become the size of my head) MADARA UCHIHA!!! (Fan girl screech) BLUSHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sukariaa: (Backs away from me a bit) Blubber nuggets.

Kaya: (Explodes from the joy of meeting two Uchiha's at once)

Deidara: (Hides behind Sukariaa) Fan girls from hell, un. (Whimpering)

Me: (Straightens up a bit) Okay, okay...(Trying to compose self) I think I'm fine now that I've got that out of my system. (Twitches a bit) Maaaaaadaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. (Drool) Okay, I'm fine now. (Smiles)

Kaya: Me too. (Also fully recovered from the fan girl attack.)

Shadow suddenly looms over us all.

Madara: Nice to see you. (Smirks knowingly at me and Kaya)

Itachi: Hn. (Looks to Sukariaa) It's you.

Sukariaa: (Smiles softly) Been awahile hasn't it?

Me: You two know each other? (Initial fan girl shack waves have subsided)

Itachi: (Fixes me in an impassive stare) She's my younger sister.

Me: ........Oh... (Leans over a bit to Kaya) No wonder she's impervious to Madara's smexiness. He's like her great, great, great, great...

Madara: (Twitches a bit at the irony)

Me: ...great, great...

Madara: I think you've said enough little girl.

Me: (Looks up at Madara innocently) ...great, great grandpa. (Smiles childishly)

Itachi: (Sits between Deidara and Sukariaa)

Deidara: (Growls, but keeps his mouths shut firmly)

Itachi: Are they always so...

Sukariaa: Strange.

Itachi: Hn...

Sukariaa: (Gives her big brother an impassive stare) From my understanding...yes.

Me: Maybe you should sit down Madara. (Sparkling smile)

Kaya: You'd probably be more comfortable. (Also has a sparkling smile)

Madara: Hn. (Sits next to me at the end of the seating area)

Me: (Fighting to maintain fan girl instincts to grope mercilessly) Alright then! Let us start for real. (Looks to the others happily) Today we will be watching a scene from one of my stories. (Smiles bigger) And then you will all give me your honest opinion on it.

Kaya: Sounds interesting.

Deidara: I hope I'm in it, yeah!

Me: Well, lets begin. (Pulls out remote)

Kaya: Where'd that come from? (Points at remote)

Sukariaa: Lets just get a move on already.

Screen lowers from top of stage, from the back so the audience can watch it too.

Me: Now up! (Beams) 'Kiki-The Healer'!!! Enjoy...


Scene from Kiki-The Healer

Most would say that such purity is a blessing, but in the end it is a curse. Even to those who reach out to it. Because innocence is a killer. An unwitting killer, but a killer none the less. In so many ways. For she, sweet and kind soul, will reach out to those in the dark. Wanting to comfort them with her warmth and her light. But she will burn them in the end. Despite her good intentions. She will reveal their hidden weaknesses to those still hidden away within the darkness, create new ones within them that the darkness in which they lived had perched them of. She will unmask their trials, their troubles that had long been thrown out into the shadows. She may...she will not understand that to survive in such a world. Lies must be told. Secrets must be kept. She will not understand that, people must die for others to live. That life is not kind to those who give and give and never take anything back in return. She will not take what she needs. She will not kill who she needs to. She will not lie in the face of their enemy. She will become the very thing, that will bring the Akatsuki to it's knees. Yet. Even if they love her. Zetsu is still loyal to their leader.

Why can't he...why can't he tell their leader? Tell their leader that this woman is too innocent to be in the Akatsuki. Tell their leader that she will be the downfall of the Akatsuki. He knows why, and it pains him deeply to think of it. It is because their leader would be rid of her. Lock her up in the deepest of caves and then forever forget about the girl who almost destroyed everything he had worked so hard to obtain. All of his goals. For, even though their leader is great, he will come to fear this woman for her innocence. As he himself does. This has also brought up another issue for Zetsu's stressed thoughts. Won't their leader understand these risks once he meets the woman first hand. No. Because unlike himself, who has seen the darkest parts of the world. Observed it first hand. Their leader will not be able to fully grasp the darkest part of innocence. The very thing that has destroyed even some of the mightiest of empires. He will think that this woman is easily controlled, and easily handled. Not a threat to him at all. For the most part this will be true, but he will not see the most deadliest of sins innocence has on a shinobi until it is too late. With great innocence, comes the purest and most untainted of love. As untainted and as clear as the freshest mountain streams. And is it not only natural that more then one creature, person or not, will seek out that love for itself. In other words, to make it short. If there is only one stream, and many thirsty mouths. Greedy and selfish mouths. There are bound to be a few...problems.

End scene


Me: Wow! I outdid myself there. (Smiles) What did you think Itachi, Sukariaa?

Itachi: Acceptable...

Me: (Light smile) thank you Itachi.

Sukariaa: Deep, but highly controversial. (Looks at me) This is obviously your opinion.

Me: (Pout) I know, but...

Kaya: I think it was really good! (Smiles)

Me: Yay. Brownies for you! (Gives Kaya a brownie) What do you Deidara?

Deidara: Why wasn't I in it? (Pouting)

Me: Okay... (Turns to Madara with a smile)

Madara: I be sure to keep this information in mind. (Impassively looks down at me)

Me: Oh, okay. (Puppy dog pout) Well, now what do we do?

The audience is growing restless and I'm at a slight loss.

Deidara: Lets make beautiful art, un!!! (Pulls out clay)

All: Deidara wait!!!!!!!!

Too late...

The room stage suddenly burst through the ROOF and into the air, flying straight up into the sky.

Me: (Looks at the stage camera that also got blown sky high) Well...

Sees Sukariaa and Itachi trying to strangle Deidara in the back round, while Kaya and Madara are still seated at their spots, playing cards as if nothings happening.

Me: I suppose that's all for today. (Smiles brightly) Bye, bye!!!

Disappears in a flurry of explosive flames.

------On the ground some miles away------

Kisama: Tachi! Look at the fireworks!!! (Point to the exploding object in the sky)

Tachi: (Looks up at the sky and frowns)

Kisama: They're soooooo pretty!!! (Bounces up and down causing her LARGER then double Ds breasts to giggles in Tachi's face)

Tachi: (Heavy nose bleed)

Kisama: Are you okay Tachi. (Gives Tachi worried puppy eyes)

Tachi: (Trying to stop the blood from flowing)

Kisama: Tachi? (Leans over to check Tachi, unwittingly giving him full view of her cleavage)

Tachi: (Faints from blood loss)

Kisama: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (Squishes Tachi to her 'feather pillows and bursts into tears) TACHI-SAN DIED!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!


Author's Note

So what did you think!?!?!? I'm dieing to know. Also, for Sukariaa Uchiha and Tobi GB, your characters may or may not be used in the next chapter. It all depends, but since you two were the first to review you have special brownie points. *Smiles* I hope you two liked the way I represented your characters. I tried my best to create their personalities using the information you two gave me. Please review...

I'm still taking more OCs if anyone is interested...