The following morning Harley woke up in the Joker's arms. "Puddin'?! Oh no did I come here in the middle of the night?" she asked. "Harls, go back to sleep. I put you here." he hushed kissing her cheek. "Now settle down." She squealed hugging him tightly as she lay her head on his chest. Joker looked down at her tracing her hairline. "Baby I want you to try and seduce Asheron and bring him here for dinner." Harley looked up at him and frowned. "What?" "You heard me Harl." he said rolling over to look her in the eyes. "I wanna see him all over you. Don't let on I live here. Pretend it's your place. Get him crazy about you." he said smirking. "But you punished me for that last night Puddin'." she said. "I know but I want him dead. I need him concentrating on you so I can kill him." he said holding her face. "You're the bait Harls." she giggled softly as he pulled her face closer, giving her a brief kiss. "Aw Puddin'! Can't I have more?" she begged watching him smirk. "Don't get ahead of yourself baby."
He got up running his fingers through his hair. "I'll give you a whole lot tonight if you succeed." Harley jumped up on the bed so she was now standing on it. "Oh Puddin' I'll make you so happy tonight!" she cried. Joker walked over holding her waist gently as she played with his hair. "You always do baby. You always make daddy happy." He said as she rested her head on his. "Now call him for me." he said passing Harley her phone.
Harley dialled his number putting it on speaker. "Hey baby. Hope you don't mind but I stole your number last night." She said smiling. "Of course you did Harls. Why are you calling me?" he asked. "I wanna see you tonight." She said sweetly. "What about that crazy guy?" he questioned. "Aw sweetums, he isn't at my house." She said softly. "Come over tonight Asheron. I wanna play." She heard him chuckle of the other end of the phone. "Oh really?" he mused. "Can we fuck?" "Oh definitely. I really want you." She said.
She almost jumped out of her skin when she felt Joker's hands on her throat. "No you don't." he hissed and she looked up at him. The jealousy plastered in his eyes was already evident and she hadn't even started the night yet. She looked back at the phone grinning slightly.
"So what do you say baby? You gonna come over and make me happy tonight?" she asked softly. "You make this seem so hard to refuse Harley baby." Asheron said and she laughed. "I know I do, don't I? C'mon come over tonight and fuck me."
Joker's hands tightened a fraction around her throat before he pulled away and slammed his fist into the bedroom wall. "What was that?" Asheron asked. "Never mind that. I have someone helping clean my house and he probably fell or something." She said looking over at her little schnookums. "Okay Harls I'll come by at about 6 tonight?" he said. "That's great. I'll text you my address." She said before hanging up.
She then got up walking over to the Joker. "Aw Puddin' you're jealous already." She whispered holding his face gently. "Don't let him do anything to you. He can touch you but that's it." He growled pulling her hands against his lips kissing them. He licked her fingertips before pulling away. "Harley you're dangerous. You're practically a drug." He said before walking off to the bathroom. She laughed before jumping back onto the bed.
Later that evening Harley was walking around the dining room table arranging to place settings. The Joker and Thorn were watching from the hallway. "She'll be fine sir." He said looking down at him as he loaded both his guns. "I know but that doesn't change the fact she's mine and I won't like this." He muttered.
"It was your idea Puddin'." Harley chirped as she leant against his body, her hands slipping through his open shirt he usually wore. "Mm I know but I never said it would be easy." He said pulling her face closer to his. "And I swear if you fall for him I'll kill you too." Harley looked up at him and smiled. "Aw Puddin', I'd never love anyone else and you know that."
"Sir it's nearly 6. You should move into the living room." Thorn said and he sighed heavily. "I know but can't you see I'm busy with my Harls." He said pulling her hair out of their usual ponytails and fluffing it out nicely. "Go get changed into something sexy for me." he said walking into the living room. "You got it Puddin'!" she called running upstairs and changed.
She returned to the living room and walked over to him. "What d'ya think Puddin'?" she asked. He looked up at her to see her in a green lace dress, a v cut down to the base of her sternum and a slit up the right leg plus black stilettos with silver filigree on the back of the heel. "Oh you do this so well baby. You're making daddy very happy." He said pulling her to him, his hands running over her waist. She laughed softly stroking his hair. "Aw thank you Puddin'." She said softly. "You're making this hard baby. I want you now." He said looking down her slender legs, his hand slipping through the slip before gliding over it.
Thorn glanced back at them before resuming to watch out the window for Asheron. "Sit." He said and she sat down on his lap wrapping her arms around his neck. He closed the gap kissing her, his arms slipping around her waist. She returned the kiss just before he pulled away and pushed her off him. "That's all for now." He said leaning back against the couch.
Harley walked over to Thorn and peered over his shoulder. "He's late." Joker muttered looking at the clock which read 6:05. "He'll be here." She assured him, sitting down sitting down on the edge of the table. "Thorn, go wait in the kitchen and always have aim at him. Head specifically." Joker said, his tongue running over his teeth. "Yes sir." He said walking out and to the kitchen.
Harley glanced up at the sound of a car pulling up outside the house. "Oh goodie! He's here!" she said peeking out the window. "Oh baby, so hot." "Watch it Harley Quinn." Joker warned. "He's nothing compared to you, Puddin'." She cooed as she walked over to him and kissed the top of his head. Joker grabbed her face making her look at him. "You got that right you little bitch." He muttered before letting her go as there was a knock at the front door.
"Be right there baby!" she called out before looking back at Joker. "Anything else you want before I go schnookums?" she asked. "Just one thing." He said looking down at his gun as he un-holstered it. "What is it?" she asked and he looked up at her with a deadly grin plastered on his face.
"Go make me insanely jealous so I can kill him." She laughed disappearing out of the room to do as he requested.
