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"Talkety talk" Foreign
"Talkety talk" Normal
Recap:
"ANBU Penguin, team leader. Rikki."
"ANBU Panda, weapons mistress. Tenten."
"ANBU Wolf, scout. Neji Hyuuga."
"ANBU Mouse, scout. Hinata Hyuuga."
"ANBU Fox, second in command. Naruto Uzumaki."
"ANBU Raven, combat specialist. Sasuke Uchiha."
"ANBU Slug, medic. Sakura Haruno."
Start:
"We were told that our school supplies were already here, but we still need wands." Tenten said while Naruto and Rikki were staring at a painting.
"Oh! Yer Dumbledore said I was gunna go to Diagon alley with some exchange students." A giant person said. The ninja looked at him in awe. He was bigger than any other person any of them had ever seen.
"Hai. That's us." Tenten stated. Meanwhile, Rikki and Naruto had found a curtain.
"Hmmmm?" They said together in one breath.
"Oh, don't open it please. It's a lifelike portrait of my mother." Sirius told them.
"Do you even know what 'don't' means Dobe, Ha-?"
"It's Twinky, Teme and if you call me that I'll tell Sakura about that time you fell in the river..." Rikki said mischievously.
"Is Dobe an insult?" Hermione asked.
"Dobe means 'dead last'" Sakura explained.
"Anyway back to the curtain" Rikki said, then... they opened the curtains.
Suddenly the hall was filled with the screeching of the painting of Sirius's mum.
"Hi!" She stopped and looked at Rikki and Naruto. "Are you evil? Do you follow cool evil people? I know a cool evil group. My friend is in that group? Do you know how old he is? Do you want me to tell you? Huh? Huh? Do you like the evil snake guy? Not Cockroachimaru but the other one... Moldywart... Yeh that was it.. Do you like Moldywart? I don't think I will. He sounds to much like cockroachimaru. The perverted snake sannin. Do you know what a Sannin is?"
Naruto on the other hand was ranting to her about Ramen. "Do you like ramen? I love ramen its the best food ever! There's lots of different kinds, my dream is to taste them all! So far I have tried lots but there's still so many... Do you know if there's any Ramen places round here? If there is its probably not as good as Ichiraku, but any will do! Do you know how long I've gone without Ramen? 3 hours and I haven't been asleep or on a mission. I think its a record! Teme says I might as well move into Ichiraku's I'm there so often.. Do you think I should... Last night I had a dream about ramen..."
The woman turned to Sirius.
"Save me from this torture. Please son. SHUT THE CURTAIN!"
"Gladly" He muttered. All of the wizards stared at Naruto and Rikki in disbelief.
"I guess you just found a new method of getting your Mum to close the curtain." George said.
"What, rant?"
"No, tell her you'll bring Rikki and Naruto back." Everyone laughed.
"Righty-ho my team needs sleep old chaps" Rikki said in a fake English accent.
"I'll show you to your room"
"Okies!" Naruto yelled.
Next day:
The shinobi only had a couple of hours sleep as they had taken turns to watch, out of habit. At the moment Rikki was on guard duty. The smell of bacon, eggs and toast floated up to her. 'Yumm, Brekkie' she thought.
"Yo Naruto wake up! FOOOOOOOD!" She shouted walking into his, Sasuke, and Neji's room.
"Did you have to shout?" Neji grumbled.
Naruto on the other hand yelled "FOOOOOD! DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE RAMEN!"
"I dunno but I do" Rikki replied. They disappeared with a poof of smoke.
They reappeared in the kitchen with another poof of smoke. Naruto was sitting at the table with a plate while Rikki was in the fridge. Mrs. Weasley who was cooking. Turning round she screamed and held her heart. Rikki turned round with a carrot in her mouth like a cigar. Everyone in the house ran down. Shinobi getting there first. Mrs Weasley glared at Rikki and Naruto.
"*sigh* What did you do, Bakas?"
"We didn't do anything" They said, looking round smiling innocently. The girls though were staring at Naruto, Sasuke and Neji who were topless. Hinata almost fainted. And the others blushed madly. Especially Tenten who has a crush on Neji and Sakura who although pretty much over Sasuke had to agree with Sasuke's many fangirls on the fact that he was good looking.
Mrs Weasley had finally calmed down. "Its okay I just didn't here them come in."
"Oh if we didn't do anything wrong.." Rikki turned back to the fridge grabbing another carrot.
"Good thing we don't have muggle smoke alarmie thingies." Said George... "Yeah, Naruto would have set it off just then with his poofing" Fred added.
"Does anyone want some Bacon?" asks Mrs Weasley.
"yeah"
"Sure"
"Please"
"Hn"
"Believe it!"
"Thank you"
"Vegetarian"
It is quite easy to guess who said these... But as usual the group (namely Rikki, Naruto and Sasuke) can't be nice to each other and started another argument which, by the time they had finished, they had forgotten what had started it. After some debate with the others the ninja decided not to stop them as they were bored and this was constant source of entertainment.
"Idiot"
"Your so mean. Maybe Moldywart will want your body too." She smirked.
"Baka"
"Teme"
"Freak"
"Snake lover"
"Wolf lover"
"Cockatoo head"
"Duck butt headed emo kid who thinks he pwns the world and the Akatsuki"
"I win"
Fortunately for Sasuke who now wouldn't have to admit he lost the argument, someone walked in causing the ninjas to fade into the shadows until they saw who it was.
"Hi Hagrid" Rikki greeted with a smile. He turned around, looking for her.
"Oh yeh! Its fine now" They stepped out of the shadows putting back their kunai.
"Hello. Are you the shinobi? I'm here to take you all to get your wands and uniform. Dumbledore doesn't know your sizes so he just told me to take you to Madame Malkin's."
"Go get ready, we are going soon." The wizards ran up the steps. The Shinobi jogged up the stairs and reappeared seconds later, wearing their ANBU uniform, including the mask and cloak. They melted into the shadows, after reminding the wizards that as soon as they had their
masks on they were to be called by their codenames.
5 minutes later the wizards came down.
"Ha we beat the Ninja" Fred said.
"Wrong!" Fox and Penguins yelled.
Diagon alley
As soon as the shinobi got there they yet again melted into the shadows checking the surrounding area for danger. Finding none they followed Hagrid and the wizards as they worked on finding the school stuff.
"Right, firstly we need wands" Hagrid said gruffly.
"Yay!" Fox and Penguin shouted. They walk to the wand shop. A man with wild hair slid past on a ladder. Glancing at the two misfits, Slug could guess what their facial expression was like - wide eyed staring longingly at the ladder.
"Don't even think about it" Slug said grabbing Penguin and Fox just as they lunged for the ladder.
"Awwww, you're no fun" They whined as the crazy haired man came up to them.
"Ahhhh, nice to see you again, Harry. Now who do we have here?" He asked, looking at the shinobi.
"Exchange students." Hagrid replied.
" I see. Who is first?" He asks unconvinced.
"Me!" Penguin and Fox shout.
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me!"
"Me..." Penguin was cut off.
"Oh dear Kami! Just pick already!" Raven yelled.
"Well, someone got up on the wrong side of the bed" Penguin mumbled.
"Penguin" Wolf said.
"No, it's fine. I wanted to go last anyway" She chuckled causing the shinobi to sweatdrop.
"Fox it is, then." Slug sighed, pretty much used to the two after years of working with them.
"Yaaay!" He steps forward. Ollivander started searching. And Naruto ended up going through 3 wands.
"Hmm..." The wand maker says picking up a wand. "This wand is Elm with the tail feather of a phoenix." He handed Fox the wand.
A bright light flashed from the tip of the wand. Next was Mouse. She got it in 1 try. Oak Unicorn Hair. Wolf. 5 tries. Birch, a hair from the same unicorn. Panda. 3 tries Elm Phoenix feather. Slug. 2 tries. Elm, with a Dragon Heartstring
Then was Raven. 7 tries. On the 8th Ollivander started thinking, contemplating the next wand.
"Hmm... Try this 1" Raven waved the wand creating a bunch of Ravens. "This wand is almost exactly like Slugs... Its made from Elm. The core is also Dragon Heartstring"
"My Go" Penguin practically yelled.
"I'm just going to guess this one." Ollivander said, handing Peguin a long black wand with golden tips. "Oak. The core is the tail feather of a pheonix."
She waved the wand creating a Penguin. "Awesome!" She waved her wand again and it disappeared.
On the train
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Naruto, Hinata, Neji, Tenten, Sasuke, Sakura and Rikki had miraculously found a compartment to fit them all. The shinobi had their ANBU uniform on.
"Righty-ho now we are all comfy I want you all to split up and spread out along the train." Penguin ordered in Japanese, jokingly taking on the role of leader that she had anyway.
"Hai" They stood up.
"Where are you going?" Hermione asked curiously.
"We aren't just here to protect you. We have to protect the whole school, too." Panda said, chuckling. Hermione blushed.
"Oh, uh. yes." After they had gone, Hermione sat up straight and said "Oh Ron, we have to go to the prefect meeting." Causing him to groan and slowly make his way to his feet. Giving him a sorry look, they left a lonely Harry sitting alone in the compartment. A couple of seconds later, Ginny walked in with Neville and a girl with muddy blonde hair.
"This is Luna, Harry" Ginny said.
"Hi Luna"
She smiled "Hi" but then picked up a copy of the quibbler and stared reading it upside down. They talked for a while, Ron and Hermione joining in when they returned, until the the compartment door was opened roughly. There stood Malfoy, and his minions Crabbe and Goyle.
"Well lookie here. Its Potty. Having any hallucinations potty. Is You-know-who-back?"
Harry clenched his fists. Suddenly two of the shinobi where in between him and Malfoy. Harry had to admit. If he didn't know better, he would be veeeeery intimidated by them. As he looked closer to the masks and capes he recognized the guards as Penguin and Raven.
"Why don't you actually try make the first move Baka" Raven stated. "Oh, I know its because your scared Harry and Ginny will retaliate. Are you okay.. Chicken"
"Do we scare you?" Penguin asked Malfoy. "Do you dare prove us wrong?". Harry was easily able to hear the smirk in their voices.
"I-i'm Not scared o-of you." He stuttered. Then his face lit up as he had an idea to try turn the others against the guards - planting the seed of distrust. "Why would anyone be scared of death eaters. They're harmless now with no leader" He said looking pointedly at Harry. Penguin poofed to behind Malfoy.
"We are not death eaters. We are your very worst nightmare."
"The thing you secretly dream and are terrified of, but you never tell anyone."
"'Cause you think they'll look down on you even more than they do now. You know we are dangerous."
"For example, we can kill you with just one touch. Without a wand and your silly little spell lights."
"Well I-i'll be going" He ran off. Suddenly the other Shinobi appeared next to Penguin and Raven after listening in to the conversation with Malfoy, looking highly amused. All one could see was their cloak and mask.
"That was fun. Now you can go get changed into the school uniform and meet here. But make sure to keep your ANBU uniform on under the robes and make sure you have your masks hidden on you at all times in case of emergency." Penguin chuckled
"Hai" They disappeared again.
5 minutes they walked up in their uniform. Tenten, Sakura and Hinata were wearing skirts with their shorts under, and their tie loose. The boys and Rikki had there shirts untucked and wearing trousers and a loose tie. They were all wearing their robes but you could see their uniform still. Though they had discarded most of their armor, choosing to simply cover up their chest plates. They were also still wearing their kunai pouch and belts. They had all strapped their mask onto the back of the belt under the robe. They walked into Harry's compartment, seeing Ron and Hermione there too.
"Hi! We are new exchange students we want to know if we can make new friends so do you mind if we sit here?" Rikki said. The wizards looked over and their jaw dropped. Even though only Luna and Neville were the only ones who didn't know who they are.
"U-uh y-yeah, sure." Ginny stuttered. Tenten bowed slightly. The shinobi introduced themselves to Luna and Neville.
"My name is Tenten."
"Hyuuga Neji" he too bowed.
"Hyuuga Hinata" She said bowing.
"Uzamaki naruto" Naruto just grinned .
"Haruna Sakura" Sakura smiled and bowed slightly
"Hn. Uchiha Sasuke"
"Rikki." Rikki said whilst mocking Sasuke slightly. Sakura, Tenten, and Hinata giggled. They sat down with the others asking questions about where they were from and what it was like, which of course the shinobi couldn't answer. When Malfoy walked in again, Sasuke and neji smirked, Rikki and Naruto snorted and the other shinobi, Hermione, Ron and Harry tried not to laugh.
"Where did you come from you, weren't here before." The Shinobi looked at each other grinning.
"Yes, we were" Sakura says sounding confused. "Maybe you just didn't see us?" Tenten nodded "Yeah that must be it" Malfoy Looked at the girls properly and smirked.
"No I haven't seen you before. I couldn't miss such pretty girls. Why don't you come sit with the cool people?"
"I th-thought we were" Everyone looked at Hinata in shock.
"Haha Buuuurn! And I didn't think Neji and Sasuke looked THAT feminine, not enough to mistake them for girls anyway" Naruto shouted as Malfoy turned and left looking miffed.
At Hogwarts
The ninjas looked up at the building. In Konaha, if you made big buildings it meant it was more likely to be destroyed in a battle. The biggest building they had was the Hokage's tower and even that was only a few stories high. They looked at the carriages being pulled by winged bony horses. Sakura saw Harry looking at it too and pointed it out to the other ninjas. They listened in to the conversation with Ron, coming up behind Harry whispering "We see them too." in his ear.
They travelled to the castle quite loudly making cheesy jokes that I can't be bothered thinking of or even typing out. But as they got to the castle, McGonagall pulled them away with the first years to get sorted. The first years look petrified (not literally there is no basalisks in this story.. I don't think, at least). And the shinobi could hear Dumbledore telling the first years to come in. The shinobi paired up to be put in houses with Rikki by herself because she was the leader. As the first years were finished sorting, they could here Dumbledore introducing them, "This year there will be 7 exchange students, treat them nicely and help them when they need help."
McGonagall called them in.
"Haruno, Sakura" The hat was placed on her head. 'Ah, it would seem that you are very clever'. the hat said in her head, 'But also very brave. Gryffindor or Ravenclaw. Wait I see I have also got to place another one of your ninja friends in the same house. From your memories, I see he should belong in Slytherin or Ravenclaw. I guess my answer is...' "Ravenclaw!"
"Rikki" 'As leader of the group, you show talents from all houses, but you are also exceptionally loyal' "Hufflepuff!"
"Hyuuga, Neji" 'You my, friend are a cold person... You have kept anger with you because of your past. You are also very boring looking at this memory... You were in an important fight and you began to lecture your opponent about destiny? Very well there is no where else to put you...'
"Slytherin"
"Hyuuga Hinata" You show in talents from all houses except Slytherin.. You seem to be very brave though when you have to be, if a little shy...'
"Griffindor!"
".. Tenten" 'You are unlike your partner but as you have to be paired up...' "Slytherin!"
"Uchiha, Sasuke" 'Ahhh, You too are very worthy of Slytherin, but also very clever. Which to pick.. What would happen if I broke the rules and put you into a different house? Oh well...' "Ravenclaw!"
"Uzamaki, Naruto" 'You should be in Slytherin but even after your past you show no hatred. Having to live with such a powerful beast inside you... Very brave and like your friends you are loyal.. Bravery or loyalty.. Your bravery overshadows your loyalty, therefore...' "Gryffindor"
There was a huge cheer from the houses. They had been waiting with baited breath for the shinobi to be sorted.
"Also this year we have a change in staff... The new Defense against the dark arts teacher Dolores Umbridge.. And at times Hagrid may be busy.. Like now... so his replacement on those occasions will be Proffessor Grubbly-Plank." Dumbledore informed them all and that was that.
Finalement
That took a lot of work... not the story the publishing... Im waaaaayyy too lazy =D
Thanks to those who have reviewed:
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I do that smiley face to much...
And I relooked at this again because I finally remembered to do another chapter... But then I thought SACRE MERE DE POMME DE TERRE this needs improving... So I did... Ill try get the next one up soon SOWWY EVWY BODY!
