Nekozawa's Fanfiction

Chapter 2: What the...?


"Who are you," Both of the females asked, staring at each other. "And, what are you doing here?!". These females are none other than Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin, but it was only natural they couldn't tell. For as long as they can remember, they always woke up next to their male twin. What the hell is happening?!

"Where's Kaoru?!" Hikaru asked, his voice being higher than before (Although, it was still slightly different from female Kaoru's voice.). The 'random girl' next to Hikaru tilted her head.

"Wha-? How did you know my name?" Kaoru asked, his eyes went wide. "Wait, where's Hikaru!?". That was when the two brothers, now 'sisters', realized what happened.

"Hik...a...ru?" Kaoru asked, confused. Hikaru nodded, slowly.

"Kaoru! What happened to you!?" Hikaru asked, looking at Kaoru with wide eyes. Kaoru made a weird face.

"Um, me? Why are you female!?" Kaoru asked, getting up to look in a mirror. Hikaru followed him. When the twins got access to a mirror, they were beyond surprised, they were beyond scared, beyond pissed. Instead of their given gender, they were two twin girls. Their auburn hair now reached their mid back, their facial features were much more feminine, and very noticeable breast were now on their chest.

Now, Hikaru and Kaoru were not dumb. In fact, anybody who's ever met them would agree they're very smart. So, when they heard Nekozawa's strange rant, they knew something was going to happen. Just not this...

"NEKOZAWA, YOU JERK!" The twins screamed, very annoyed with the new pitchiness off it.

Haruhi Fujioka had a very different morning than the twins. Her father, Ranka, had already gone to work by the time she woke up, and left a note on the counter for her. The note was just to tell her to have a good day, and stuff like that. So, Haruhi started on her normal morning routine. She ate, washed the plates and other items, brushed her teeth, and fixed her hair. Before Haruhi changed, she realized something... Something... out of character for her... She never showered last night! She thought about how yesterday she was covered in the spilled coffee, and likely Kaoru's saliva on her arm (Which was more than enough to gross her out), and then she checked the time. There were still lots of time before school, so she decided to shower.

At first, she didn't notice a thing. She just got out of her night clothes, and got in her bathtub to shower. It wasn't until she was a washing herself, when she saw something odd. Well, at first she saw she was missing something, then she saw in her lower body.. It was enough to scare Haruhi so much, she screamed. After she composed herself, she came up with two conclusions. One, she had somehow turned into a male. Two...

This is somehow, all the host clubs fault.

But, Haruhi didn't have time to pin the blame. She had to get to school soon. So, Haruhi changed clothes and headed out.

When she got there, there was a buzz around campus. All the students were whispering to each other, and Haruhi couldn't find the host club anywhere. Overall, Haruhi's day isn't going very well so far.

"Hey, did ya hear? The host club will be gone for a whole week!" One of Tamaki's guest, Shiori Igawa, whispered to another customer. The other customer gasped, and started to rant about 'how she couldn't handle it'. Just then, two twin girls swooped up and quickly carried Haruhi to music room #3.

"Hey, no fair! How come Haruhi looks the same!" Two familiar voices said in unison, but now the voices were higher.

"Haru-Chan! Look at me, I'm now a actual big sister!" Honey said, pulling on Haruhi's shirt. Honey's voice now sounded more like a little girl, than a little boy. Haruhi looked down at him. Honey was still the same height, but now his cheeks were less chubby, he had longer eyelashes, his hair was now curly and goes down to his calves, and he now had breast that were the same size as Haruhi's... when she was a female, that is.

"Can someone please tell me what's going on!?" Haruhi asked, gently taking off Honey's hand.

"...Nekozawa..." A calm, emotionless female voice answered. Haruhi looked behind her shoulder to see the newly arrived female-Mori. Mori now sported long bangs that were similar to Haruhi's old ones, long black hair that reached her hips, his face was less sharp and more feminine, and he obviously had the largest...ehh.. female assets. Although, he remained extremely tall and stoic.

"Yeah, me and Hikaru thought that too," Kaoru said, brushing hair out his face. "It has to be about what he said yesterday, right?".

"Well, we can't start blaming someone, yet." A friendly voice said, walking in. It was Tamaki. But, like the rest of the gang, Tamaki was now also a female. He now was a princess-y looking girl, with slightly wavy, shoulder length hair. The twins looked annoyed, than smirked. They walked up to Haruhi, and cuddled into her arms.

"You know, Hikaru, I bet now that we're girls..." Kaoru began

"Haruhi will want to talk to us more..." Hikaru continued

"That gives us the chance to become even closer to her!" The said in unison, shooting a mischievous look to Tamaki. Newly-female, Tamaki went to the his corner to to sulk. Haruhi smiled, gender swapped or not, they were still the same. Suddenly, Tamaki perked up.

"Haruhi wants to talk to more now too, right? After all, I was turned female. Huh? Right Haruhi?!" Tamaki asked, Haruhi eyes got wider.

"Oh no! I gotta get to class!" Haruhi said, running out the room. This made Tamaki sulk again, and the twins followed Haruhi. Honey turned to his cousin.

"I wonder what they're going to do for classes...?" Honey said, tilting her head.

"What about us, Mitsukuni?" Mori asked, not quite used to his new voice.

"Oh no! What are we gonna do, Takashi?! What are we gonna do for the host club?" Honey asked, panicking. Suddenly, a female voice spoke up.

"We will use this to our advantage, of course." It said, the three other host in the room recognized the cool, cunning tone of the voice.

Meanwhile, Nekozawa was in the Black Magic club room, writing in a dark purple notebook.

"Will the host club be able to understand each other better now that they are opposite genders? Stay tuned for answers." Nekozawa said, finishing his writing. He chuckled. This will be an interesting week indeed.


Chapter End~

Pervert: Oh Kyoya, you are too amazing for chapter 2!

Rebel: Ugh, sorry this chapter was so horrible.

Angel: Yeah... We just wanted to be descriptive. But, this chapter was just so boring...

Rebel: But, we promise that chapters will be better, funnier, and more exciting...

Angel: If we get at least three reviews for this chapter! ;)

Pervert: Thank you all for your reviews for chapter one!

Angel: Love you!

Rebel: See ya!

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