Yes I know it's not Monday. But the weekend is when I usually like to post so here's the next part!

Forgot to add this in the last chapter. I don't own Marvel or any partnership. And I don't own this story. My brain does.


II. Unless Otherwise Stated

Bucky opened his eyes. He was on his face on the floor. Feeling sore all over, he rolled to his back.

The world was spinning everywhere. Bucky tried to remember what happened before he went unconscious. There were the Avengers…some party…games…a tournament…oh yeah, a tournament. They had been fighting each other and he tripped Quicksilver who slammed into the control panel. So what exactly happened?

He shifted so he was laying on his side. He was still in the arena along with his buddy, Cap, and the assassin Black Widow. Wait, wasn't he fighting Quicksilver and War Machine?

Too tired to wake them up and ask he went back to staring at the ceiling. He tried to recall his adventures with Cap in WWII. Yet again, his memory was failing him.

A THUD! snapped Bucky out of his thoughts. "Ouch!" Squealed Thor. Bucky sat up and saw Falcon had fallen off the above hanger and into the fighting arena. But hadn't Thor spoken? Maybe Falcon-

"Unngg," groaned Thor as Falcon stood up. "That is not how I planned awakening." Bucky blinked. Falcon was lip-syncing Thor! Since when did the Avengers decide to pull a trick like that?

"Sam? Thor?" Said Bucky.

Falcon turned his head. He leaped 20 yards in the air. "Odin's Beard! Sorcery!"

"What?! What?!" Bucky looked at his hands. He had normal hands with black gloves on. Frantically the Winter Soldier examined what he could see of himself. He was wearing a black and red (mostly red) suit. A utility belt with a red button in the center wrapped around him.

"Why do you have the voice of James Buchanan?" Said Thor.

"Why are you dressed up as Sam?" Asked Bucky.

Falcon inspected himself. "Great googly moogly!" Cried Thor's voice. "Let us wake the others and see if they had the same thing happen!"

"Good idea," said Bucky. "One question. Who am I?"

"You are the Man of Ants with James Buchanan's voice!"

Bucky groaned. Thor was so hard to cope with. How many times has he told the guy to call him Bucky? He and Thor went around waking the others.

When they were all awake and the crisis was revealed the Old and New Avengers checked their new body out. "This is totally rad!" Screeched Clint's voice, which was in Quicksilver's body. He ran laps around the room. Meanwhile the real Quicksilver voice came from the body of Captain America.

"Say Bucky boy!" Said Pietro/Steve. "How do you do on this fine day?" He went over and thwacked the Winter Soldier's back.

"Really?" Came Black Widow's voice. "I'm the Winter Soldier?!"

"That's not how I greet my friends…" said Steve voice from Wanda's form.

"This is so weird," said Bruce's voice as he studied the body of Vision.

"Are you kidding me?!" Shouted Iron Man. "I get to be War Machine! How cool is that?!"

"Actually, come to think of it, that's really disturbing you get to be me," pointed out Rhody. "And of course, I get to be the assassin lady."

Bucky groaned. "This is insane! We need to figure out who's who! Does anyone have a method on how to do that?"

"Yeah," said Quicksilver/Hawkeye. "Put name tags on. Like mine would say 'Hello! I'm Clint!' and so forth."

"Dude!" Shouted Iron Man's body. "I get to be my dad! How awesome is that!"

"That's just awesome, Vision," grumbled Scott who was now Thor. "Bucky, you better be really nice to my buddies! If you squash one I'm squashing you when we fix this!"

Bucky put his hands up in surrender. "I don't even know how to use your powers."

"Eeep!" Squeaked the real voice of Wanda. "I'm the Hulk!"

"How fun," drawled Sam. "And I am Hawkeye."

"Don't you dare mess up my bow!" Snapped Quicksilver/Hawkeye.

The Avengers began quarreling. Bucky began to make notes on who was who but he knew it would be nearly impossible unless someone spoke. He wondered how they would do with each other's powers. This was going to be one interesting ride.

What he was most worried about didn't have to do with learning each other's powers. It was the fact Natasha might destroy his awesome robotic hand.


Quick note: In this chapter everyone is in someone's else's body and has their powers (duh). So might as well tell you how the names will work. For example, Hawkeye is Quicksilver. I'm going to use the body of the Avenger first (Quicksilver) then who's voice is coming out (Hawkeye). Thus, Quicksilver/Hawkeye.

Does that make any sense? Because I probably need a better explanation.

Also, DID YOU KNOW BUCKY IS UNDERLINED RED IN THE DOCUMENT MAKER? Why is that not a real word?! Now I feel sad. Pietro is one thing but BUCKY? I suppose it goes along with Hawkeye, Rhody, Romanoff and Odinson.

P.S. You might need a piece of paper to write down these names. Or I'll make a cheat sheet in the next chapter.