Fanfic Idea 2

The Supervisor

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"Ah Kagome-sama! I have a request that should, um, balance the debt between your sons and the Reikai." The immortal human simply stared at him, sending chills down his back. "Not that there's a great amount of debt, just, well, we did catch your sons in the Human World without permission..."

"Yes, my sons are such a ferocious threat to humanity. Rushing to the aid of their grandmother after hearing of an earthquake in the region. Despicable bastards."

Koenma's ears flushed bright red. "Not my ruling, Kagome-sama," he said quietly. "The SDF caught wind of them being there before I did." The boy squirmed a bit. "You know Father. He thinks I'm too fond of them."

She heaved a deep sigh, looking at the boy in front of her and realizing the stress he was under. "What do you want, child?"

"My new detectives, they're not a team yet. But I've gotten a challenge from the four sacred beasts, and I have to answer it."

"And you want them, not just to survive, but be forged into a team."

He nodded his head. "There's a bug flute involved, and I know how much you despise their use. Watch over my team and destroy the flute, and the boys will be pardoned."

She waved a hand, opening a portal near Botan's energy. "Very well. See you."

He waved fondly as she disappeared into the human world.

~oOo~

Kagome showed up just as Botan was explaining about the Makaiichou, just in time to laugh at the sickened look on the young man with the curly milk-tea hair. "It's not the worst thing a human can swallow," she allowed, "but near enough."

Botan had stood up straight when she heard Kagome's voice, and turned and sank into a low bow, motioning for the boys to do the same, though it was a wasted move. "Kagome-sama? Have you been following the bugs as well?"

"Ah, my cute little bubble-gum-blue ferry girl. When are you going to make my son a happy man and give me some grandkids?"

Botan choked, turning brilliant red. "Any one of your boys are too much for this ferry girl to handle, Kagome-sama."

She shrugged. "Powerful parents make powerful kids. Are these the ones I'm supervising?"

"What?" Yuusuke ripped out. "Not only is he sending me off the moment I got back from training with a sadistic grandma who had to have been a reject from the depths of youkai hell, there's a baby sitter too?"

Kuwabara got in Yuusuke's face. "Yuusuke! how can you insult the pretty woman? Surely your man's code..." and he dropped his voice to where only Yuusuke could hear, "can see she's a MILF," then he roared the next part, "And since Koenma was kind enough to send aid-"

"Oh, I'm not an aid. This is detective work. I'm an observer with specific instructions. I will not be in your way, nor may you look to me for assistance. Now, these bugs can kill everyone in the city, or you can go to the lawless city and destroy the four beasts."

Yuusuke looked to Botan, who nodded. "They're currently behind a barrier, but as soon as it comes down, you can enter their city and destroy them. However, once the barrier comes down, they'll be able to slay everyone in this city by nightfall."

"Catch 22, eh." Yuusuke nodded, understanding completely now. "So the only way to save the city is to go take down these guys. ALONE except for a chick who's just WATCHING! Who does Koenma think I am?"

"Oi, don't forget about me!" Kuwabara interjected. "I'm not letting some youkai destroy my town!"

And things just kept going downhill...

~oOo~

The last to drop through the portal, Kagome quickly surveyed the area and jumped up into a tree as the starving youkai dug up through the ground and began attacking the two boys, shaking her head at their poor showing. She was surprised, though, when the portal opened again – since Botan had been sent to placate Keiko and surely wouldn't have finished yet. Recognizing the two, though, she decided that Koenma had done her a favor after all.

Better that she be tasked with destroying a bug flute that she would have probably come after anyway (not that the toddler needed to know that), than any of her sons being forced to work for the Reikai like these two. Their uncle would have gone ballistic had anyone tried that. That dog's getting awfully protective in his middle years, she thought, not for the first time. She sized up the newcomers, hmming at the reasonably decent power levels they had.

Easily eradicating the weak youkai with their jyaki, the two landed in a tree opposite hers. Yuusuke welcomed them enthusiastically but she decided to hurry them along, since each moment they lingered put more humans under the spell. And knowing youkai males as she did, she knew exactly what buttons to push to get them moving. "If two failed thieves are all it takes to make you happy, then get going Yuusuke. I can hear that dammed flute coming from the castle."

Catching the dark looks the two sent her, Yuusuke rubbed his nose. "Ah, this is Kagome. Koenma sent her to watch over us."

"What good can a human woman be on a mission like this, except to offer her for the flute." Hiei groused.

"And what good can a little youkai who relies on outside help to increase his power do?" she replied, disdainfully. "An eye that's not yours, a sword that's not yours, do you rely on other men's dicks too?"

Hiei went after her, landing in her tree only to find her standing back beside Kurama. Flashing after her again, he had his sword blocked by an amused kitsune who gestured past Kuwabara to the woman halfway down the hill. "What is she?" the now intrigued Jaganshi asked.

"Our supervisor," Yuusuke rejoined, running after her.


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This was fun, but I hate just dropping an extra character in and having everything else be the same. That kind of story can get boring rather easily. This one is a bit older than the first story, but not by much, I think.

I don't own anything from Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakusho.