GOMEN GOMEN! I know this took a long time to update and im really sorry! i will probley update IITYILYWYS either today or sometime this week again sorry for lateness!

Deidara growled as he approched the front gate of the school. Serina looked up at her blonde friend, wondering what was troubleing him." Deidara, whats wroung? Your never this quite" Deidara blinked and looked down at the younge Uchiha with a small smile.

" Sorry un. I guess that theres just alot on my mind today." Serina nodded in agreement before looking across the school yard already noticing some of the gang there. She giggled and looked up at him" Looks like Hidan's starting early today" Deidara glanced over just in time to see Hidan stabbing a squrril with a spork. " Ya un. I would hurry over looks like Sora's about to join"

Serina blinked and looked back over seeing Sora smileing sadisticly and holding a stick in her hand." Oh great not again." She sighed and shook her head" Never a dull moment huh?" Deidara laughed before noticing a group of teens drive by and park not more then 30 feet away in the schools parking lot. Serina smiled a little and waved to one of them" Good Morning Haru!"

The teen blinked and smiled before waving back. Deidara watched as one by one each teen stumbled out of the van. When he noticed Sasori get out he ducked his head down and let his bangs cover his face. Serina looked at him and gave him a confussed look.

" Something wroung Dei-"
" Hey! Brat get over here!" Sasori called out. Deidara blushed and just continued to look at Serina.

" I'm fine un-"
" Brat! Over. Here. Now!" Sasori called out again this time Deidara could here a small hint of warning in his voice. Deidara put his hands on her shoulders and lightly pushed her twords there group.

"Go on un. I'll meet you there in a minute, I have a pest to deal with. Besides Sora's making a move on a family of squrrils." Serina nodded and looked him in the eye's not completely buying his excuse. "Fine. But if one of them tries anything, tell me." Deidara smiled and nodded as Serina contined on her way" Sora get out of the tree! Leave the poor squrills alone!"

Deidara laughed as he watched the female Uchiha trie to wresle her best friend down from a tree. He then turned around and walked over to the parking lot where a pissed off red head was waiting.

" I hate waiting brat" Sasori hissed as he wrapped a arm around Deidara's waist. Deidara blinked in confussion, the rest of Sasori's gang all wore the same look." Um...Sasori?" Kisame started off a little uncomfortable. Sasori gave him a blank look. "What? Sharky" Pein looked at him and then at Deidara ." What's up with this." Sasori looked at him and pulled Deidara closer." Nothing. This is Deidara my bitch."

"I'm not your bitch un" Deidara hissed. Sasori stared at him giving him a blank look and then smiled slyly " Oh but you are remeber, yesterday outside the ca-"Deidara's eyes widened and he covered Sasori's mouth with his hands"Oh ya un I remeber!" The rest of the group glanced at one another in confussion. Deidara laughed a little uncomfortable as Sasori pulled him closer and kissed his cheek " Good Brat"

Deidara tensed a little and felt his heart start pumping like crazy, what was this feeling he was having. Sasori smiled noticing the blond start to shake beneath him" Cold Brat?"
Deidara looked up at him and shook his head" No.. I'm fine...Danna"

Sasori smiled" Oh but your shaking here take my jacket" He smiled and drapped a jacket over Deidaras shoulders loveingly, as if he acctually cared. What was the beast up to now? Deidara blushed and nodded" " Sasori nodded and tuned back to his friends, once again they were deep in conversation.

Deidara decided to look over at his friends hopeing none of them could see that he was feeling miserable and out of place. Serina was giving Hidan and Sora a long lecture by the look of blood on both the teens shirts , he could guess that the lecture was about not killing squirrils. Tenten Sora's younger sister was standing to the side of Serina with her boyfriend Neji, giggling about how childish her sister had been acting. Itachi looked as calm as ever, as he leaned agenst the tree listening to his little sister scolled two idiots. Sora looked over her shoulder trying to ignore Serina when she spotted Deidara looking at there group. She blinked noticeing that he was standing with Akasuna's crowed of friends.

" Hey Seri, why is Deidara standing over there wearing Sasori's jacket?" " They are inoccent and fl-" Serina blinked and stopped her speach before looking over at Deidara. The Uchiha sighed" I don't know, I mean Sasori was calling him over when me and Dei got here."

Hidan smiled and stood up " Well Sora what do you say about grabbing that blonde and dragging his ass over here to make him explain why he's getting chummy with Sasori." Sora nodded and the two wakled off , ready to do anything to avoid Serina's speach. Serina sighed" Ugh I'm not finished with you two!"

Deidara gulped when he noticed Hidan and Sora make there way over to him. Damn it un why did the two most likely to become serial killers have to come get him? If one of Sasori's friends saw them and said somthing rude all hell would break lose. Sasori blinked and looked down at Deidara noticeing that the blonde had tensed while under his arm." Somthing wroung Brat?"

Deidara gulped and shook his head" No...Danna un. Everythings A.O.K" Sasori blinked not beliveing the blonde for a second. He looked over and saw two teens making there way over to them" Your friends I'm guessing?" Deidara blushed and sighed a little." Get rid of th-"

" You blonde! Why are you over here with these losers?" Sora asked walking over and patting Deidara on the back. Hidan nodded" Ya fucker we must be a little more fun then these guys!"

Deidara gulped a little and screamed inside his mind ' You Idiots un! Can't you see how jacked some of these guys are? They will kill you!' When he didn't give a answer Sora growled and grabbed the front of his shirt"Deidara! Answer us!" Sasori narrowed his eyes at the female and pulled Deidara closer." He doesn't have to answer you if he doesn't want to, know missy why don't you go over to your little loser friends." Sora growled clenching her fist" Listen to me, Akasuna just 'cause you and your mussle head friends are football players that does not mean you OWN the school." Hidan nodded while moving a hand over his hair getting some blood on his silver locks" YA!"

Deidara blinked...not good. He could feel Sasori tense above him and slowly the redheads arm left him. " You wanna fight bitch" Sasori growled. Sora snorted" You think you can take me puppet master?" Deidara shook his head trying to stop his friend from pissing Sasori off. Everyone knew that only Akasunas close friends where aloud to call him puppet master. Sasori growled and looked at Kakazu.

" How bad will it look if I punch her?" Kakazu shrugged" Not much I mean she's not popular or noticeable. So maybe a detention or two" Sasori smirked " I can deal with that" Hidan growled" What the fuck you would hit a girl. What a pussy" Sasori narrowed his eyes at the Jashin loving boy and growled" What you wanna fight to , freak" Deidara flinched and looked around...where the hell was a teacher when one was fucking needed.

" Who you calling a freak?" Hidan yelled as he rolled up the sleves of his school shirt ready for a fight. Sora did the same as did a couple of Sasori's bigger friends." Hold my stuff Dei." Sasori threw his backpack at the blonde and narrowed his eyes at the two. Deidara closed his eyes knowing this was not going to end well.

He could hear a couple of teens nearby and he opened one eye. He looked to see Sasori and Sora throwing punches at each other and both dogeing them. After a while a chance opened or Sasori to win the fight. Grabbing and trapping Sora's fist, he swung his own at her face. Deidara blinked and shook his head" DANNA STOP UN!" But it was to late. Deidara watched as the fist conected with a face, but not Sora's.

Serina held her eye and cringed a little at the pain before falling to her knees." Please hn. Don't fight Sora...Hidan... Leave them alone." Sora's eyes widened as she knelt down to sooth the girl. Sasori did the same mummbling apologies. Serina stood up smileing, a hand over her eye" It's ok your Deidara's friend now right hn?" Sasori nodded slowly and glanced at the blonde." Then your our friend to! And friends don't fight each other got it!" Kisame the largest of the males in Sasori's group stepped forward and nodded."Your right...Serina was it? How about I take you to the nurse to get your eye looked at." She smiled" okay!" As hey walked away Sora glared at Sasori." Just cause Deidara like's you doesn't mean i will. Come on Hidan."

Hidan nodded after peggin Sasori off" Yo blonde I don't see why you would want to be friends with this guy , he's a bastered." He turned around and walked back with Sora, bracing thereselfs to tell Itachi what had happened to his sister. Deidara looked down and shook his head before feeling Sasori's arm over his shoulders." Look Dei I didn't see her... I didn't mean it." Deidara shrugged off his arm and looked at him" You still did it. I mean you where even ready to hit Sora un, who is also my friend." Sasori sighed and ran a hand threw his hair" Look. She's not popular and picks fights with everyone, she had to be put in her place." Deidara growled and clenched his fist, ready to beat the crap out of Sasori." POPULARITY MEANS NOTHING UN!" A couple of teens turned to stare at the fight between the two, even Sasori's crew was watching with intrest.

Sasori blinked and sighed before pulling the blonde into a bone crushing hug. THe blonde blushed and tensed when he felt Sasori's lips to his ear." That little outburst is going to coast you Brat. Meet me out here after school, got it" Deidara nodded slowly and the redhead smirked." Good now kiss your Danna and make up." Deidara gulped and turned around before kissing his danna quickly on the lips. Before he could turn away Sasori grabbed his head and held it in place, deepening the kiss. Catcalls where being shouted by god only knows who was watching. Finally when they pulled away , Deidara leaned agesnt Sasori feeling lightheaded.

The bell rang signaling the begining of classes and slowly teens began to pile into the school. Sasori gave Deidara a final kiss before smileing slyly" Remeber out here after school." The blonde sighed and nodded. Well this was going to be a fun day, one of his best friends was in the nurses office, two of his friends were not going to be speaking to him, and he had to deal with Sasori and his damn friends. Just great , who knew all this stress came with being a maid.

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( A little side story for my entertainment. Kisaita below dont lie then whatever skip it!)

Itachi ran to the nurses office after Hidan and Sora broke the news about Serina to him. Damn it if he was wearing his glasses maybe he could have seen it. As he approched the office he could hear his sister giggling away and another voice laughing as well. Itachi poked his head in spotting his sister on one of those white beds with a blue skinned kid pretending that one of those doctor scopes was a snake choking him.

Itachi blinked a little before walking in." Serina?" The girl looked up holding a icepack to her eye." Ita hn!" Her face light up as she held out a arm and hugged him. Itachi looked at the blue skinned kid and blinked a couple times. He must need his glasses because it looked like Kisame Hosikage one of the popular kids was here with his sister. " This is Kisame Ita, the nurse wasn't here so he got me a ice pack." Serina explained still smileing.

Itachi nodded slowly and looked at Kisame. " Where you the one who hit her?" When Hidan and Sora where telling him the story , he left for the nurses before they could say who hit her. Kisame shook his head no." Nah but I felt bad for her so I brought her here" Itachi nodded and bowed" Thank you for taking care of my sister I owe you one." Kisame laughed and held up his hands" No biggie she was hurt, I might be popular but I still don't think its right to hurt a girl or anyone for that matter."

Itachi smiled and nodded slightly befoe looking back at Serina." Let me see the eye" the girl hesitated not wanting to upset her brother, she felt fine but sighed and nodded. Pulling off the ice pack she let Itachi move her bangs to inspect her black eye." He got you good, damn bastered let the nurse check it out and give you a eyepatch or somthing so the light wont bother it threw the day. When we get home i'll take a closer look at it."

Serina smiled " Alright!" She giggled and waved as the nurse walked in. Giving her room to look at his sister Itachi lead Kisame out of the office. " I owe you one, thanks again" Itachi bowed and Kisame laughed" No need to thank me again I mean like I said I don't think its right to hit a girl" Itachi nodded and looked at him" Alright but I do plan to pay you back, anything you need tell me" Kisame smiled a little , this was just what he needed." Oh really? Anything?" Itachi shivered and nodded slightly" Yes anything" Kisame smiled and grabbed the Uchiha's face" Good 'cause I think I know how you can repay me plenty~" Itachi blinked and nodded slowly wondering what the teen would have him do to pay him back.

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This is helping move the plot along I PROMISE like the little Kisaita i put in there :)
I dont know really where im going with this story but oh well! this was suppose to be only a two shot but i think its going to just be a damn series. I will still continue IITYILYWYS i promise just please wait cause im rewriting chapter two so it might take some time sorry for the long wait but i doubt anyone reads it or not.

Also originaly it was going to be konan who would stop the fight but i hd serina stop it instead to let kisaita slowly start plus i need konan for ch3 :) anyway a couple of notes this will come up in the next chapter but knowing me i wont put it.
~~~~~~~~~~~ When serina says " Hn" in a sentence its the same thing as Deidaras" Un's"
~~~~~~~~~~~ Ok so here are the maids and there cover names as well as maid colors.
(itachi)ita=black (konan)ko=blue (Deidara)Deidei=light blue (Hidan)hida=pink (Serina)Seri=purple (Sora)Soso=red

this will come in handy in the next chapter

R&R