Soi Fon stirred as the sunlight hit her face. Opening her eyes, she was met with the sight of a still sleeping Yoruichi. With a smile, the captain ran her fingers through her lover's violet locks. It was a peaceful moment that Soi Fon wished could never end.
"Hey you two! Wake up already! Tessai's making waffles!"
"Jinta, w-what if you're… interrupting them?"
"Shut up Ururu!" BONK
"Uwah!"
So much for that.
Feeling a shift in weight, Soi Fon watched as the woman sleeping beside her let out a yawn before rolling on over on top of her. With a smirk, Yoruichi pecked Soi Fon's cheek. "Did someone mention waffles?" The darker haired one pulled her in for a lingering kiss. "Yep, breakfast." Yoruichi's smirk became a perverted leer. "I'm sure we could just have breakfast here…" Soi Fon blushed lightly, but sighed. "As appealing as that sounds, I think we've already given Ururu mental scars."
The two of them had been on Earth for nearly a week. It was Yoruichi's idea to stay at Urahara's shop, but even she had to admit that there were a few problems with the arrangement. For example, the previous night…
"Mmm, Yoruichi…" Soi Fon moaned as she was pressed against the wall before being pulled into a searing kiss. The dark skinned woman smirked, then moved lower to kiss Soi Fon's neck. Just as she was beginning to pull up the younger woman's shirt, the door slid open.
"Excuse me, but I…" Both Soi Fon and Yoruichi turned to see Ururu standing in the doorway. For several seconds, none of them moved. Finally Ururu blushed, bowed, and nearly shouted; "I apologize for the interruption!" She quickly turned away and shut the door behind her, leaving the mood effectively ruined.
There are certain obvious problems with a new couple staying with four other people, especially when two of them are children. Intimate moments rarely went uninterrupted. Thankfully, Urahara had noticed this, and planned accordingly.
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Later, the four that worked Urahara's shop and their two guests were eating breakfast As Yoruichi was happily chewing her first forkful of waffle-y goodness, Urahara calmly took a sip of his tea, set it down, and said "Soi Fon, Yoruichi? I've been giving this a lot of thought, and we can't really continue supporting your stay here. Sorry, but you got to go." The violet haired woman almost choked in shock.
A dumbfounded Soi Fon managed "W-what? Why?"
Looking at the two women from under the brim of his hat, he continued, "As you may know, this store has a very loyal, but limited, group of customers. With the economy the way it is, we can't really let you freeload here much longer. You'll have to find jobs and a place to live."
Yoruichi pouted at Urahara. "Jobs? Ah, damn it, this is going to suck…"
Soi Fon had to admit that it sounded inconvenient, but she liked the idea of having only Yoruichi with her alone. Maybe a small but comfortable apartment somewhere? Still, there was something that she realized she should ask Urahara. "Ah Urahara-san, couldn't you hire us?"
"Nah, I wouldn't be able to afford two more employees. But don't worry about it. I'll even help you find a job!" he replied with his usual grin.
Soi Fon already had a bad feeling about the whole situation.
