- Belarus swerved into the parking lot, if it was on purpose or an accident he couldn't tell, she nearly hit another sports car, (Englands to be exact) but clipped it with her car. She cursed loudly, then parked the car violently. She stepped out of the car and slammed the door violently to look at the damage, on her car, there was none, Englands…quiet a lot, she went into the bar muttering under her breath. Then a terrified but equally angry England ran out, cursing.

America fell out of the car onto the ground and just laid there heart pounding in his ears, he had driven with both of the Italy's but none of them had seemed like they were going to kill him if they said anything. Toris pryed his hand off of the handle and stepped shakily out of the car. He kept his hand on the car to stop himself from falling over.

"A-America, a-are you ok?" he asked shakily.

Alfred took a deep breath then uncurled a little, "y-yeah, totally! T-the hero's never afraid, r-right?" Toris sighed, the man had the dreams of a 5 year old, always wanting to be the hero and all. He helped him to his feet and they both walked shakily inside.

Natalia was sitting at the bar and had already taken a few shots of vodka. America laughed and walked over to her, then put a hand on her shoulder, then said over the music that was playing, "you may want to take it s-"

She cut him off, by whipping out a knife from somewhere in her dress and holding it to his throat, "for one, you don't touch me, we've been over this right? Two, don't tell me what to do. Three, I grew up with Russia, I can take vodka!"

Toris pulled America away from the knife that was held to his throat, "A-America, growing up with Natalia has taught me these things, one don't try to touch her, two stay out of her way, three do what she says, four stay away from her drink, and five don't talk to her about Russia, it gets her mad. Oh and another thing, she ALWAYS has a weapon on her…so that knife was definitely not the only one, most likely she also has a gun hidden in her dress to so…watch out for that."

In the time of their brief conversation, Natalia had taken at least 4 more shots of vodka and had loosened up a lot, so when they announced they were going to have karaoke…she decided to go and walk up there. Toris had tried to stop her, in this bar alone he had seen 3 different countries…and her finding out what she had done in the morning would be hell. But he couldn't stop her, if he hadn't walked away he would have been stabbed or she would have dragged him up there with her.

"Alfred, she's going to make a fool of herself!" Toris whispered to Alfred. Alfred just looked at him and laughed and shoved a bottle of beer over at him.

"Aww come on she's havin' some fun! Just let her live, I mean who are you the nagging old mom?"

Lithuania felt his stomach twist, he didn't want Alfred to think him uptight, but he didn't want Belarus to make a fool of her self, yeah she could sing, just watch Eurovision, but…she was a little intoxicated right now…so he was worried. He took a large gulp from the beer Alfred had handed him, he might as well enjoy this, she had ruined his life so much, broken his leg, but….he looked into the bottle, he couldn't it didn't feel right. He was just about to risk it and go get her to come and sit back down, but the song started.

He guessed he looked worried, because Alfred put a hand on his shoulder, "Dude, she's a grown woman (county whatever) let her do what she wants!"

She started to sing, and he had to say, it was good, especially for her having multiple shots of vodka in such a short amount of time.

"Skinny Genes" Eliza Doolittle

*this was what Belarus sang*

"Really don't like your point of view, know you'll never change. Stinging me with your attitude not the mind to walk away I really don't like your arrogance or your policies. 99% of embarrassment but just one quality. Cause I don't mind it when you *whistles* dooodooodoooo brings out the best in me when you doooodooodooo show your expertise when the night ends with a fight I'm excited that its you I have next to me. I like it when you dooodooodooooododo can I have some please, of that dooodooodoooododo satisfy my needs, sometimes I fake that I hate you and make you say what I want and end up next to me! I really don't like your skinny jeans so take them off for me, show me what you've got underneath so we can do this properly. I really don't like the way you smile when you think your right, but I will forgive you the yoke is in the middle, and its you with voodoo eyes"

*I'm sorry the song is longer buuutttttttt I'm to lazy to listen to the thing and type it as I go along….*

"See dude! What was there to worry about! I mean she's amazing!" Alfred called over the music. Toris sighed, he was right, there had been nothing to worry about, she had an amazing voice.

When she finished the song she came and sat down happily, looked over at Alfred pointed out onto the floor to get him to look then stole his drink. After she had drunk most of it she giggled like a five year old. Alfred just gave her a look that said clearly, that was my beer and you just took it, but I'm not going to do anything but glare because you scare me, kind of look, then carried on as if nothing had happened.

After karaoke was over they started playing music again, and the dance floors started to fill up again, and Natalia had managed to get rather drunk. When the song "Price tag" came on, Natalia slammed her drink down and stood up. America looked over at her worried. She cleared it up for him quickly, "Oh my god I love this song!" She started taking random knives that were hidden all over her outfit off. America and Toris watched as the pile of knives and guns grew.

"H-how can you even have that many knives on you?" America started to ask but she interrupted him, and grabbed his hand and dragged him out to the dance floor.

"Come dance with me!" She basically ordered him.

N-Natalia…um why don't you ask Toris, I really don't want to right now." He flinched, waiting for the blow that never came. She stood there and looked up at him with a pouting look on her face.

"Your mean!" she said crossly, then walked over and grabbed Toris by his ear and dragged him out to the dance floor. He gave America a, I don't know what's going on but I really don't care right now, look, America gave him the thumbs up signal.

Out on the dance floor, Toris stood there awkwardly looking around. Natalia came up to him, "You have to dance idiot!" It didn't sound mean as much as that she was joking around with him, but it was enough to coax him into dancing with her.

America looked out at them, a girl with brown hair that was about waist length and a camera came and sat down next to him. She spoke not looking at him but focused on taking pictures of Natalia and Toris, "Aww, there so cute together! Don't you think America?" America, who had just taken a large sip of beer, spluttered on his drink.

"Who are you!" he asked, the girl seemed familiar but he didn't think he knew her. She laughed at him, but continued taking photos.

"What don't remember an old friend?" She finally stopped taking photos and turned to face Alfred. He studied her closely, green eyes, long brown hair, flower in her hair, and a necklace that had a frying pan on it, and a green and white dress that was shorter then her knees on.

Camera, frying pan, flower, it all made sense now! "Elizabeta!" he exclaimed.

She smiled but said nothing to him, but turned and ordered a glass of beer, "Put it on his tab" she said nodding towards America.

"Hungary" he said quieter, "it is you right?"

She flicked the back of his head, "course it's me you idiot! Just because I'm not in regular clothes doesn't mean you shouldn't recognize me! If I had my frying pan with me…" she trailed off. America had heard rumors about how she acted with her frying pan, he would rather not meet it.

"So why you here?" he asked trying to change the topic.

"Welllllll," she started slowly, but then sped up, "Antonio, over there, see?" she pointed to a Spaniard in the corner, "And Lovino, there," she pointed to an Italian a table away from the Spaniard, " have been saying that they don't like each other, but EVERYONE thinks they do, so me and my camera are here to prove that they do! So…." She trailed of looking over Alfred's shoulder, "oh my god, someone is going to die but that is going on Facebook" She whipped out her camera and started snapping photos, America turned to see what she was looking out. His jaw dropped in surprise, he didn't think Toris would ever get up the guts to try that on Natalia, maybe he had one and that's why she broke his leg but….

What he saw when he turned shocked him, what he saw, was a certain brown headed Lithuanian kissing a certain blond Belarusian girl. Toris lets hope she's drunk enough not to remember this in the morning, cause if she's not…you might just be dead.

Hungary laughed and clapped as Toris walked back to the bar where they were sitting, Natalia was still out on the floor dancing, but she had changed partners, to some random human. Hungary looked at Toris maliciously and told him, "these pictures," holding up her camera, "are soooo going on Facebook, and Natalia is soooo hearing about this in the morning!"

All the blood drained from the Lithuanians face. "H-Hungary, p-please don't, I really do enjoy breathing!" she looked at him and laughed.

"You can't die! None of us can! Anyway man up!" she punched him in the arm, "you like her don't you?" he nodded silently, "good then you shouldn't be afraid of anything!"

"hmm well lets see, she hates me! She has broken my leg before and can do much worse! OH AND SHE'S RUSSIA'S LITTLE SISTER! WHATS NOT TO BE AFRAID OF HERE!"

"China! Hey what's up!" Alfred suddenly interrupted, both of the bickering countries turned to see the elder country looking at them curiously.

"Yes hello Alfred, aru". I could hear the yelling from all the way across the room, what's going on, aru?"

"Well, Toris here decided to go and kiss Natalia out there," America said nodding his head out towards Belarus who was still dancing, "and Elizabeta here wants to tell her, but they can't agree, and I'm just watching!"

When China saw that Belarus was here he looked around quickly, "Russia is not here is he, aru?" When America shook his head he sighed with relief, "well…with your problem, I don't think I can help, I wish I could, aru. Really do but, I have to be going…somewhere where Natalia, or any of Russia's relatives are not, aru. Bye, aru." With that he walked out of the bar.

"ELIZABETA I AM BEGGING YOU DON'T TELL HER PLEASE FOR MY SAKE DON'T TELL HER!" Toris yelled at her.

She pulled out a miniature frying pan out of her purse then hit Toris on the head with it, knocking him out, "Don't you yell at me Toris! Well bye now Alfred have a good night!" And with that she left him there with an unconscious Lithuanian and a drunk Belarusian. He was the hero and all, but this was a lot to deal with. Even for the hero.

Yes I do have to say this chapter was kind of random…the plot bunnies just wanted me to! So anyone wondering what going to happen to poor Toris? READ THE NEXT CHAPTER! This was filled with randomness….I really just felt like adding in China…he was just there….so was Spain and nothing to do with the story except to give me a reason for Hungary to be there. The song is a good song by Eliza Doolittle I don't own it sadly, but I just felt like having Belarus sing that song for 2 reasons, for one it's a good song, for two I couldn't remember the words to "King of Anything" and I didn't want to use any of my songs that my band had written.(also I wrote this late at night so if it makes no sense sorry :P)

~hope you enjoyed this chapter of randomness! Off I go to Natalia murdering Toris for kissing her! YAY! Who doesn't love violence ...ah young love so sweet! ~