Mituna Captor was tired. He sat alone in a grassy area, his eyes closed almost as if his vision wasn't the best with his hair in his face. But he didn't mind. He was relaxing very well when a voice cooed in his ear.
"Tuna!"
"Meenah?" he gasped without thinking.
"What? Naw man, it's me, Latula!" Ah yes, the troll that broke up with him last week.
"Oh. Hey Tulip." He replied dismally, turning to face her. "Thup?"
"Just felt like checkin in on ya, I still want to talk." Latula said sheepishly.
"I wish I could say the same, but I can't."
"Oh. Okay then, bye I guess. See ya, Tuna." Latula walked off just as another voice cooed in his ear.
"Tunaaaaaa!"
"Didn't you jutht leave?" he muttered crossly.
"'Tuna, it's Meenah. Silly kid." The high blood laughed, clearing the hair out of Mituna's face. "So, you sent Latula off? Are you still mad at her?"
"Yeah, she broke up with me so rudely. … FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK DNUWFI WHY DID THE HAVE TO DO THAT?!" Mituna howled, hugging onto Meenah tightly. "You wouldn't understaaaaand!"
Meenah patted his head, smiling shyly. "Tuna, Cronus broke up with me horribubbly before too."
"When were you with Cro?"
"A while ago, it wasn't a long relationship at all, man. He was a beach, that oar he was just not feelin' it. Ya know what I'm saying?"
"Uh…"
"Hah, sorry, I forgot our lingos aren't the same." Meenah teased, patting Mituna's soft hair. "Ah, by the way, have you washed your puff-noodle?"
"Yeah, I did just yesterday." Mituna cooed, playfully nuzzling her neck. "Doethn't it smell great?"
"You betta believe it does!" Meenah snorted, papping him away lightly. "You're so silly!"
"Haha, yeah~" Mituna cooed again, standing up and stretching. He glanced down at her, offering her a hand.
Mituna's mind flashed a picture of when Meenah first saw Mituna fallen before, a sweep or two ago. Her face was full of amusement as she bent down to help him up. That was when they first met outside of pesterchum. Meenah grasped his hand and he pulled her up with a smile, pulling her up far enough so that he pecked her lips. He smiled goofily and let himself fall on the ground, he had a two-second long spasm, but when it was done, he realized he was laughing so hard that tears were streaking down his face faster than bullets ever would pass him by.
"Cod Tuna, I love you." Meenah smirked, helping him back up again before spooning the yellow blood. Mituna smiled dreamily, melting into her hold.
"I love you too!" he chirped, closing his eyes.
"Oh my gog, what the actual hell am I looking at?!" Mituna scrambled out of Meenah's grip and turned to the source of the caw, seeing Latula with her mouth gaped open in shock. "Yo, you're with Meenah?! That quickly?! What the heck is wrong with you?!"
"What's wrong with YOU, gill?" Meenah snapped back at Latula, marching up to her so their foreheads were touching. Mituna let out a soft gasp and he bit his lip, backing away a few steps. "Don't snap at Tuna like that!"
"What is Tuna doing with you? I am such a better matesprit than you will ever be to him!"
"Do good matesprits, even if broken up, snap at each other?!"
"You tell me, you're doin' it right now!"
"WHAAAAAT?!" Mituna crowed, eyes widening in shock. "You… you two were a thing once?!" he spat, shaking now out of fear and confusion.
"ONCE." Latula hissed, making fists out of her hands. Meenah leered at her, pursing her lips defiantly.
"IT WAS LONGER THAN CRO AND I, BUT IT SHORE WASN'T FUN!" Meenah groaned, her eyes flaring up with anger at Latula and her sass.
"YOU'RE TELLING ME! YOU WERE THE ONE RULING OVER ME LIKE I WAS YOUR SLAVE!"
"STOP FIGHTING!" Mituna cried, tears running down his cheeks now because he was sadder than ever. "SBYUWBNF, YOU TWO NEED TO STOP BICKERING AND THROWING THIS SHIT AROUND!"
"SHE STARTED IT!" Latula growled, glaring daggers at Meenah.
"NO, SHE DID! THE GIRL IS CRAY!" she snapped back, practically about to get her trident out to get 'stabby', as she told Mituna.
"BOTH OF YOU SHUT YOUR YAPS!" Mituna fell to the ground out of the pain he got from yelling, whimpering as Latula stomped off furiously.
"…Shit! Tuna!" Meenah darted to his side, helping him up shakily. "Are…are you okay? At all?"
"Hardly!" he squeaked, burying his face in the crook of her neck. "I hate it when you two fight! It'th stupid and not needed, Meenah!"
"I'm sorry, she yelled at you! No one needs to be mean to you, especially after she broke up with you! You're my Tuna and I'm your Meenah, okay?" Meenah whined, patting his back comfortably. He nodded, sighing lightly.
"I am your Tuna, and you're my Meenah." He repeated, giving her a small smile once he pulled back from her neck, her shoulder now stained a light yellow. "Thorry I'm a fuck up…"
"Tuna, you're perfect. Don't let anyone tell you anything else, okay? I love you a lot, no one can replace you."
"Thankth Meenah. C-can I spend the night at your hive again?" he breathed.
"Shore you can." Meenah nodded and picked up Mituna bridal-style, walking towards her hive. "If you behave yourself, we can watch some movies and play some video games. I know you like that shit."
"I'd love to help you with thome if you're stuck on any!"
"Tuna, I don't even HAVE any! We'd have to go buy some first!"
"I call picking them out!"
"I was gonna let you anyway!" the two laughed.
"I looove youuuu!"
"Aw shut up, ya little cutie! Or I'll cuttle you harder than ever!" Meenah winked at him.
"Who sayth that's a bad thing?" he winked back.
"Good point!"
And so Meenah carried Mituna into the sunset.
