Normal POV
While Natsu, Freed, Laxus, and the other Fairy Tail male mages were watching Lucy on the lacrima, they completely failed to notice the beautiful blond in their presence until she started giggling. Laxus turns to her, only to look at the lacrima, which now holds the female mages looking curiously at the empty stage, and back to her, the other mages of Fairy Tail mimicing his actions. The blush on her face made it obvious that she was drunk, or so they thought (Flashback soon will explain how they could think that. ;).
"Laxus.~" She sings. "If you guys wanted a show, you didn't have to sneak. Go get Sting Eucliffe, Rogue Cheney, Rufus Lohr, Orga, Hibiki, Ren, Eve, Lyon, and any other guys that you think could use a fun night and go back to Fairy Tail in about 3 hours." She says, walking over to Master Makarov and Master Bob. She whispers in Master Makarov's ear and he perks up. "Oh, and Ichyia is forbidden to enter Fairy Tail." She deadpans. Ichyia, who was following her and complimenting her parfum, cries. She then vanishes returning to Fairy Tail, while the male wonder what she was talking about, when the lacrima suddenly died. It didn't technically die, but the girls shut down the lacrima so they couldn't hear or see anything that was being done.
~~Back at Fairy Tail, Lucy's POV~~
"Mira! Girls! We have a job~" Lucy sings. "More accurately, I have a job." She says, stressing the "I".
"Eh?" Mira asks. Lucy sighs.
"I need you to help me. I am going to sing in front of ALL of Fairy Tail, PLUS some mages of Sabertooth, some mages of Blue Pegasis, some mages of Lamia Scale, and other mages." Lucy grins. "I need you all to help me make this a heart-stopping performance." Lucy adds. The females look uncertain. "Please." Lucy begs. "I'll pay you!" She says.
"5% commission and free pictures." Erza says. Lucy nods quickly.
"Deal!" I scream, giggling.
"Aren't you drunk, Lu-chan?" Levy asks timidly. To their surprise, she shakes her head no. "Why?" She asks.
"Well, you see...
~~Flashback~~
Lucy woke up after a night at a club with Cana, not remembering a thing until Loke tells her. Then Loke tells her the Spirit King felt bad about it, so he had a spell that would make it seem like Lucy is drunk, without actually getting drunk.
~~End Flashback~~
Normal POV
"Ohh." Evergreen says.
"So, Lu-chan. How long do we have till the guys get here?" Levy asks.
"2 and a half hours." Lucy says. "Mira, Lisanna. I need you two to work the bar. Evergreen, Levy, and Wendy. I need you guys back stage to help me in between my songs. Erza. Photographer/recorder. And everyone else, make sure the guild hall is appropraite!" Lucy giggles before running back stage, thinking about what she should wear for her songs. Lucy quickly sets up the stage to be appropraite with a pole, chair, microphone, and her whip. Lucy then dashes back stage to change into a tight white corset with a short, shorter than usual, white mini skirt. Lucy looks outside to see Mira with a curious look. "Hey, Mira. I need your help." Levy screams. Lucy looks at her and she points to her hair.
~~Timeskip: Lucy's POV~~
At this moment, I am standing behind the curtains while Mira settles everyone down. I smooth the white corset and tighten the ribbon. I grin when the guild hall quiets.
"And now, here is our lovely Celestial Mage with little performance." Mira shouts, stressing the word "little". I chuckle at her antics. Mira steps off the stage and I start the music lacrima.
Baby, can't you see
I'm calling
A guy like you should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling
~I dance twirling, jumping and falling~
There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
~~I twirl around the pole~
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it
~I grin seductively at Sting and Rogue~
Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head
Spinnin' 'round and 'round
~I spin around the pole~
Do you feel me now?
~I lean backward, both hands grabbing the pole, causing my breasts to fall out of my shirt slightly~
Oh,
The taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With a taste of a poison paradise
~I grab a bottle of sake and raise it~
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
It's getting late
To give you up
I took a sip
~I take a small sip of sake~
From my devil's cup
Slowly, it's taking over me
~A sexy devil's cosplay outfit slowly replaces my white clothes~
Too high
Can't come down
It's in the air and it's all around
Can you feel me now?
Oh,
The taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slipping under
~I twirl around the pole and lean backward into a back bend, then I kick my legs up to do a backwards flip.~
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
And I love what you do
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Don't you know that you're toxic?
(Oh, oh)
Taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slippin' under
With a taste of a poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
With the taste of your lips
I'm on a ride
You're toxic I'm slipping under
With a taste of the poison paradise
I'm addicted to you
Don't you know that you're toxic?
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
I think I'm ready npoow
Intoxicate me now
With your lovin' now
I think I'm ready now
~The music changes~
You've been wearing that crown and tearing me down It's gonna hit you hard Til You see stars Mama always told me that I should play nice You crossed the line too many times, Mama always told me that I should play nice (Done) with your selfish ways (Fiddle Solo) Mama told me that I should play nice Mama always told me that I should play nice Hey ooh,
It's been a while since you've treated me right
You strung me along for far to long because I never gave up the fight
Until now
Gonna put through you a world of hurt
Oh I don't believe in getting even but giving what you deserve
Oh my, oh my
She didn't know you when she gave me that advice
I'm through, with you
You're one bridge I'd like to burn
Scatter the ashes, smash the urn
I'm through with you, la ti da
I don't wanna be your just for fun,
Don't wanna be under your thumb
All I wanna be is…done
Done
I'm gonna put you in your place
You play with dynamite don't be surprised when I blow up in your face
Oh my, oh my
She didn't know you when she gave me that advice
I'm through, with you
You're one bridge I'd like to burn
Bottle up the ashes, smash the urn
I'm through with you, la ti da
I don't wanna be part of your fun,
Don't wanna be under your thumb
All I wanna be is…done
Done
And all the games you play
I'm through with you and everything you say
She didn't know you when she gave that advice
She didn't know you when she gave that advice
I'm through, with you
You're one bridge I'd like to burn
Bottle up the ashes, smash the urn
I'm through with you, la ti da
I don't wanna be your just for fun,
Don't wanna be under your thumb
All I wanna be is…done
Done
I wanna be done (so done)
So done (so done)
So done
~The beat changes again~
You've got the bullets I hit the bottle, you hit the gas, I'm feeling frisky, you're feeling good Ain't no use in trying to slow me down Ain't you baby? My reputation follows me around Ain't no use in trying to slow me down Ain't you baby? Come on! I see the blue lights, we better run. Ain't no use in trying to slow me down Ain't you baby? He's got the bullets
I've got the gun.
I've got a hankering for getting into something
I heard your 65 can really haul some ass.
I guess the whiskey is doing what it should
I got the cigarettes
You've got a lighter
And when the sun goes down we'll start a little fire
'Cause you're running with the fastest girl in town
I like 'em crazy.
Just makes me want to give them more to talk about
Let's go to town for a little while
I'll be wearing nothing but a tattoo and a smile
'Cause you're running with the fastest girl in town
You're kinda crazy.
Throw out the bottle and I'll hide the gun
If he pulls us over I'll turn on the charm
You'll be in the slammer and I'll be on his arm.
'Cause you're running with the fastest girl in town
Well I told you I was crazy.
No I ain't no body's baby.
Hey!
He's got a gun
I got the hankering for getting into something.
~winks at the crowd~
